Is it okay to drink 288 oz of water for a boy my size?

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PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Three Olives posted:

The sun can do that but it doesn't make any sense because where would you get sun exposure from?

My brother in law got a house by the beach over the summer, spent a lot of time there, I think that did the trick. Any way of reversing the process?

# ? Sep 12, 2014 03:48

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PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

[UPDATE] My water consumption for today just went up to 352 oz, when I get bored I binge on water :cry:

# ? Sep 12, 2014 03:58

wit: Jul 26, 2011

TheRatboyGenius posted:

[UPDATE] My water consumption for today just went up to 352 oz, when I get bored I binge on water

Please keep me posted on how much extra water you have been drinking hourly so I can voice my concern.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:09

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

wit posted:

Please keep me posted on how much extra water you have been drinking hourly so I can voice my concern.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:33

MotherFuckingT-REX: Feb 8, 2011; I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
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please pee in a non-flushing receptacle and keep thread posted on how much urine you accumulate daily

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:34

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

i drink a lot of water too op once i had to urinate in a big jug over 24 hours and the nurse said "no one has ever filled one of these up!" and i filled it up easy... just one of my many skills

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:39

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

lonesomedwarf posted:

i drink a lot of water too op once i had to urinate in a big jug over 24 hours and the nurse said "no one has ever filled one of these up!" and i filled it up easy... just one of my many skills

nice

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:42

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

MotherFuckingT-REX posted:

please pee in a non-flushing receptacle and keep thread posted on how much urine you accumulate daily

Darn, I wish I would have thought of that! I can try that tomorrow, there's an empty swimming pool outback no one uses anymore, and it'll be a Friday so everyone will be away for the day. I guarantee you I will have enough for a childrens swimming pool

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:44

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Three Olives posted:

Are you like 4 feet tall because I'm 5'8" and 165~ and right on the cusp of overweight (even though I wear like size 32 pants and small shirts, wtf?).

overweight based on actual body composition (like you're at 20% bodyfat) or are you going off of BMI which is pretty much bunk?

# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:55

Coolness Averted: Feb 20, 2007; oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

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I mean seriously I'm like 5-10 pounds lighter and an inch or two taller than shine, and in way worse shape than him, but according to bmi I'm healthy and he's a fatty fat fat fat.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:57

MotherFuckingT-REX: Feb 8, 2011; I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
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TheRatboyGenius posted:

Darn, I wish I would have thought of that! I can try that tomorrow, there's an empty swimming pool outback no one uses anymore, and it'll be a Friday so everyone will be away for the day. I guarantee you I will have enough for a childrens swimming pool

make sure to account for evaporation; it's hot out there!

# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:59

MotherFuckingT-REX: Feb 8, 2011; I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
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Coolness Averted posted:

I mean seriously I'm like 5-10 pounds lighter and an inch or two taller than shine, and in way worse shape than him, but according to bmi I'm healthy and he's a fatty fat fat fat.

I judge all my fitness goals and body image evaluations via contrast with SA fitness mod, Shine. Turns out my penis is superior.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:00

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

MotherFuckingT-REX posted:

make sure to account for evaporation; it's hot out there!

I'll saran wrap the top of the pool and put a rock in the center, so it drips back in.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:12

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

TheRatboyGenius posted:

I'll saran wrap the top of the pool and put a rock in the center, so it drips back in.

I kinda like this idea

# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:16

MotherFuckingT-REX: Feb 8, 2011; I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT

TheRatboyGenius posted:

I'll saran wrap the top of the pool and put a rock in the center, so it drips back in.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:21

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

gnarlyhotep posted:

I kinda like this idea

What if I just went a head and sealed myself inside? I'll have a straw from my water supply poking through the saran wrap.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 09:24

serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

Drink water with your rear end noob.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 09:26

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

OH BOO HOO IM PART OF A SPECIES THAT HAS EXISTED FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT PROPERLY WHAT IS HEALTHY ISNT THERE ANY HISTORICAL INFORMATION AND SCIENCE REGARDING NUTRITION??

# ? Sep 12, 2014 09:34

Marmaduke!: May 19, 2009; Why would it do that!?

Can we get the stats in volume rather than mass please, as you might have very dense piss.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 11:16

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Squalitude posted:

Can we get the stats in volume rather than mass please, as you might have very dense piss.

I drank 9.4 liters yesterday. Liters is a volume thingy right?

# ? Sep 12, 2014 16:22

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

i need the chemical elements expressed in mols you dumbshit

# ? Sep 12, 2014 16:27

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Rapman the Cook posted:

OH BOO HOO IM PART OF A SPECIES THAT HAS EXISTED FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT PROPERLY WHAT IS HEALTHY ISNT THERE ANY HISTORICAL INFORMATION AND SCIENCE REGARDING NUTRITION??

listen

I ain't gon die at 33 like a lil' caveman bitch

# ? Sep 12, 2014 16:36