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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Even though I'm 46, I have the sphincter of a 15-year old.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

please dont steal 15 year old's anus'es's's'

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

ever pooped a big log and it was the best feeling in the world? anal sex isl ike that but twice as good because that log is going in and out and hitting the prostate

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

THS posted:

ever pooped a big log and it was the best feeling in the world? anal sex isl ike that but twice as good because that log is going in and out and hitting the prostate

i respect you and your life style but you're not selling me on this

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
I am a gay man with hemmorrhoids, you must avoid the rhoids.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I told them Zoe Quinn still posted here

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Inevitable posted:

Even though I'm 46, I have the sphincter of a 15-year old.

wait is this a brag or a complaint
should your rear end in a top hat be bigger??

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
people think anal sex is like in porno, but it's far from it. they don't eat for two days, clean it out using enemas, get their rear end in a top hat beached

what im saying is the experience is different for the layman

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

mookface posted:

i respect you and your life style but you're not selling me on this

i dont believe it either i mostly top

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Lufiron posted:

people think anal sex is like in porno, but it's far from it. they don't eat for two days, clean it out using enemas, get their rear end in a top hat beached

what im saying is the experience is different for the layman

it hurts and got poo

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
not all men

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Lufiron posted:

people think anal sex is like in porno, but it's far from it. they don't eat for two days, clean it out using enemas, get their rear end in a top hat beached

what im saying is the experience is different for the layman

Only one of these is necessary.

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
It is an excellent time to catch up on Netflix while your loved one is squirting out enemas for 2 hours on the toilet to prove they love you.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Santorum

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I can destroy my own anus just fine :confused:

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

Save your Santorum to fertilize your flower garden, is a helpful "green" tip.

Don't put it on your vegetable garden though, you don't want to poz your neg tomatoes.

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
lol at the realization that millions of couples have probably skipped spending five minutes to clean the hole out before trying anal because it would spoil the mood and then end up getting a lovely dick

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life
Enemas? God forbid you get a little bit of poo poo on your dick!

Stop being a beta and take it in the rear end like a man.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
as a man, yes.

All I can possibly think about is ruining the anus', ani?, of everyone around me.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Who was the goon who hosed himself with a shampoo bottle in the shower or something? He did a good job of ruining his own anus.

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

VendaGoat posted:

as a man, yes.

All I can possibly think about is ruining the anus', ani?, of everyone around me.

same, I want the anuses of everyone around me to look like the mouth of a Yep Yep, just flapping around dumbly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhKhGyUnc2E

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

VendaGoat posted:

as a man, yes.

All I can possibly think about is ruining the anus', ani?, of everyone around me.

I ruin 10 ani a day at least.

Btw, you have my favorite username/avatar combo

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Inevitable posted:

Who was the goon who hosed himself with a shampoo bottle in the shower or something? He did a good job of ruining his own anus.

who was two worlds?

grope proof vest
Jan 11, 2006




Inevitable posted:

Who was the goon who hosed himself with a shampoo bottle in the shower or something? He did a good job of ruining his own anus.

GE Cafe

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

THS posted:

ever pooped a big log and it was the best feeling in the world? anal sex isl ike that but twice as good because that log is going in and out and hitting the prostate

do gay men who are on the receiving end actually cum on the floor while being hosed from just the prostate stimulation alone (and no direct stimulation of the genitals during anal intercourse) or is it typically not enough on its own and are easily able to hold off until they can get sucked off? don't leave me hanging.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Mariana Horchata posted:

do gay men who are on the receiving end actually cum on the floor while being hosed from just the prostate stimulation alone (and no direct stimulation of the genitals during anal intercourse) or is it typically not enough on its own and are easily able to hold off until they can get sucked off?

Play with your prostate and find out :wink:. Straght guys who get pegged by their chicks know the joy too.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Mariana Horchata posted:

do gay men who are on the receiving end actually cum on the floor while being hosed from just the prostate stimulation alone (and no direct stimulation of the genitals during anal intercourse) or is it typically not enough on its own and are easily able to hold off until they can get sucked off? don't leave me hanging.

it can happen but not usually

also why would they cum on the floor.. missionary owns

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did.

This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry.

Shortly after I started my shower, I felt a bit of matter coming out. Not terribly unusual, I just got done pounding my rear end. It landed on the floor of the shower. A few moments later I notice it's moving... strangely as it slowly gets washed towards the drain.

Last chance to stop. It's horriffic.

I nudge it with my toe and, to my horror, realize it's one piece. As in, a connected piece, as if it were... tissue. I think it's a bit of the outer layer of the colon. I feel like I'm going to pass out. I just crapped a piece of my rear end out of my rear end. I get it down the drain as quickly as possible and then sit down in the tub, I felt like I was having a panic attack. I'd had plenty of rear end sex before and not noticed this. Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the rear end "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did). My rear end didn't hurt at all, but it does now, kind of, probably because I haven't stopped thinking about this horror for the last 90 minutes.

So the moral of the story is I really don't want to do this again. It makes me sad because I enjoy anal sex. Maybe others have heartier colons that I. But for god's sake, use condoms. If anything with a pulse goes in there, make sure it's sheathed.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
The only reason men like anal sex is because their girlfriends hate it (I was going to type wives too, but no self respecting wife rear end fucks)

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i'm aware of what this thread is a reference to

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

as a man, yes.

All I can possibly think about is ruining the anus', ani?, of everyone around me.

Anuses.

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue

Gaunab posted:

i'm aware of what this thread is a reference to

Me too :downs:

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

Costello Jello posted:

I am a gay man with hemmorrhoids, you must avoid the rhoids.

Contoured for pleasure.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ya me too, the reference is to destroying mens anuses

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

poopzilla posted:

please dont steal 15 year old's anus'es's's'

right, just because you have one in a ziplock bag is nothing to brag about

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

THS posted:

ever pooped a big log and it was the best feeling in the world? anal sex isl ike that but twice as good because that log is going in and out and hitting the prostate

knew a lady who said she didnt like anal because it'd be like the poop going back in but then after fingering her b hole a few times she decided it was a p cool feeling so now i imagine she tries to shove her poop back in to her b hole

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

THS posted:

it can happen but not usually

also why would they cum on the floor.. missionary owns

ok thank you for clearing that up some as i never really knew the reality of things or cared enough to do some research, and sorry that i forgot that gay men do more than take each other from behind either while standing or bent over (hence the ejaculation onto the floor). if you do reg missionary though wouldn't the receivers balls get in the way (and potentially get really hurt) while ur trying to pound their rear end work having to work around an aroused set of male genitalia? i guess i just dont easily grasp the geometry of male on male intercourse, it isnt nearly as straight forward as lesbian sex but at least you guys get to have some type of legit penetration going on and im sure all that hard work and persistance pays off as well. keep on loving.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Mods, please change thread title to THS answers your questions about gay butt sex.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Inevitable posted:

Mods, please change thread title to THS answers your questions about gay butt sex.

um every thread should be this

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