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Even though I'm 46, I have the sphincter of a 15-year old.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 01:56 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 02:48 |
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im gay
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:00 |
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please dont steal 15 year old's anus'es's's'
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:02 |
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ever pooped a big log and it was the best feeling in the world? anal sex isl ike that but twice as good because that log is going in and out and hitting the prostate
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:04 |
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THS posted:ever pooped a big log and it was the best feeling in the world? anal sex isl ike that but twice as good because that log is going in and out and hitting the prostate i respect you and your life style but you're not selling me on this
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:05 |
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I am a gay man with hemmorrhoids, you must avoid the rhoids.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:05 |
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I told them Zoe Quinn still posted here
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:06 |
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Inevitable posted:Even though I'm 46, I have the sphincter of a 15-year old. wait is this a brag or a complaint should your rear end in a top hat be bigger??
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:08 |
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people think anal sex is like in porno, but it's far from it. they don't eat for two days, clean it out using enemas, get their rear end in a top hat beached what im saying is the experience is different for the layman
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:08 |
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mookface posted:i respect you and your life style but you're not selling me on this i dont believe it either i mostly top
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:09 |
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Lufiron posted:people think anal sex is like in porno, but it's far from it. they don't eat for two days, clean it out using enemas, get their rear end in a top hat beached it hurts and got poo
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:09 |
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not all men
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:10 |
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Lufiron posted:people think anal sex is like in porno, but it's far from it. they don't eat for two days, clean it out using enemas, get their rear end in a top hat beached Only one of these is necessary.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:11 |
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It is an excellent time to catch up on Netflix while your loved one is squirting out enemas for 2 hours on the toilet to prove they love you.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:12 |
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Santorum
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:14 |
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I can destroy my own anus just fine
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:15 |
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Inevitable posted:Santorum Save your Santorum to fertilize your flower garden, is a helpful "green" tip. Don't put it on your vegetable garden though, you don't want to poz your neg tomatoes.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:15 |
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lol at the realization that millions of couples have probably skipped spending five minutes to clean the hole out before trying anal because it would spoil the mood and then end up getting a lovely dick
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:16 |
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Enemas? God forbid you get a little bit of poo poo on your dick! Stop being a beta and take it in the rear end like a man.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:17 |
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as a man, yes. All I can possibly think about is ruining the anus', ani?, of everyone around me.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:17 |
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Who was the goon who hosed himself with a shampoo bottle in the shower or something? He did a good job of ruining his own anus.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:19 |
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VendaGoat posted:as a man, yes. same, I want the anuses of everyone around me to look like the mouth of a Yep Yep, just flapping around dumbly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhKhGyUnc2E
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:19 |
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VendaGoat posted:as a man, yes. I ruin 10 ani a day at least. Btw, you have my favorite username/avatar combo
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:20 |
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Inevitable posted:Who was the goon who hosed himself with a shampoo bottle in the shower or something? He did a good job of ruining his own anus. who was two worlds?
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:21 |
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Inevitable posted:Who was the goon who hosed himself with a shampoo bottle in the shower or something? He did a good job of ruining his own anus. GE Cafe
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:24 |
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THS posted:ever pooped a big log and it was the best feeling in the world? anal sex isl ike that but twice as good because that log is going in and out and hitting the prostate do gay men who are on the receiving end actually cum on the floor while being hosed from just the prostate stimulation alone (and no direct stimulation of the genitals during anal intercourse) or is it typically not enough on its own and are easily able to hold off until they can get sucked off? don't leave me hanging.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:24 |
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Mariana Horchata posted:do gay men who are on the receiving end actually cum on the floor while being hosed from just the prostate stimulation alone (and no direct stimulation of the genitals during anal intercourse) or is it typically not enough on its own and are easily able to hold off until they can get sucked off? Play with your prostate and find out . Straght guys who get pegged by their chicks know the joy too.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:25 |
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Mariana Horchata posted:do gay men who are on the receiving end actually cum on the floor while being hosed from just the prostate stimulation alone (and no direct stimulation of the genitals during anal intercourse) or is it typically not enough on its own and are easily able to hold off until they can get sucked off? don't leave me hanging. it can happen but not usually also why would they cum on the floor.. missionary owns
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:27 |
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grope proof vest posted:GE Cafe I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did. This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry. Shortly after I started my shower, I felt a bit of matter coming out. Not terribly unusual, I just got done pounding my rear end. It landed on the floor of the shower. A few moments later I notice it's moving... strangely as it slowly gets washed towards the drain. Last chance to stop. It's horriffic. I nudge it with my toe and, to my horror, realize it's one piece. As in, a connected piece, as if it were... tissue. I think it's a bit of the outer layer of the colon. I feel like I'm going to pass out. I just crapped a piece of my rear end out of my rear end. I get it down the drain as quickly as possible and then sit down in the tub, I felt like I was having a panic attack. I'd had plenty of rear end sex before and not noticed this. Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the rear end "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did). My rear end didn't hurt at all, but it does now, kind of, probably because I haven't stopped thinking about this horror for the last 90 minutes. So the moral of the story is I really don't want to do this again. It makes me sad because I enjoy anal sex. Maybe others have heartier colons that I. But for god's sake, use condoms. If anything with a pulse goes in there, make sure it's sheathed.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:29 |
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The only reason men like anal sex is because their girlfriends hate it (I was going to type wives too, but no self respecting wife rear end fucks)
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:31 |
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i'm aware of what this thread is a reference to
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:35 |
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VendaGoat posted:as a man, yes. Anuses.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:37 |
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Gaunab posted:i'm aware of what this thread is a reference to Me too
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:38 |
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Costello Jello posted:I am a gay man with hemmorrhoids, you must avoid the rhoids. Contoured for pleasure.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:41 |
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Croc Monster posted:Me too ya me too, the reference is to destroying mens anuses
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:42 |
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poopzilla posted:please dont steal 15 year old's anus'es's's' right, just because you have one in a ziplock bag is nothing to brag about
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:43 |
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THS posted:ever pooped a big log and it was the best feeling in the world? anal sex isl ike that but twice as good because that log is going in and out and hitting the prostate knew a lady who said she didnt like anal because it'd be like the poop going back in but then after fingering her b hole a few times she decided it was a p cool feeling so now i imagine she tries to shove her poop back in to her b hole
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:44 |
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THS posted:it can happen but not usually ok thank you for clearing that up some as i never really knew the reality of things or cared enough to do some research, and sorry that i forgot that gay men do more than take each other from behind either while standing or bent over (hence the ejaculation onto the floor). if you do reg missionary though wouldn't the receivers balls get in the way (and potentially get really hurt) while ur trying to pound their rear end work having to work around an aroused set of male genitalia? i guess i just dont easily grasp the geometry of male on male intercourse, it isnt nearly as straight forward as lesbian sex but at least you guys get to have some type of legit penetration going on and im sure all that hard work and persistance pays off as well. keep on loving.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:53 |
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Mods, please change thread title to THS answers your questions about gay butt sex.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:13 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 02:48 |
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Inevitable posted:Mods, please change thread title to THS answers your questions about gay butt sex. um every thread should be this
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