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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I grew up Southern Baptist and it was terrible

probably because I was a gullible kid who took it seriously

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

rock on, gay

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

dee eight posted:

You know, of course, why baptists don't gently caress standing up.

because dancing

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

exspurt analcyst posted:

So you get a free pass when driving home drunk from "church" at 3AM?
Do southern Baptist boys make the hottest gay pornstars?

nobody gets a free pass for anything, unless you're the preacher's daughter or son

then you get to pay for it in guilt for the rest of your life

this is why Sam Kinison was such a great comedian

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

exspurt analcyst posted:

...on a side note, there's loads of gay mormon porn out there so be careful

whoa

so how does that work?

lots of wives loving each other, husbands loving while the multiple wives watch...?

please elaborate

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

college kids are still dumb, no big news flash here

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

exspurt analcyst posted:

Hot california pornodudes in mormon undergarmets ply their trade, with strict discipline.

drat

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Zippy the Bummer posted:

bullshit whitebread protestants are basically just theists and dont really even have a religion lol

so true

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

McDowell posted:

Do you really think the being that engineered the universe gives a poo poo about one species on one planet?

Stop asking intelligent questions, it ruins the whole thing

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Well, any questions really

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