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Heaf
Jan 15, 2008

People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands



DID YOU KNOW? You can make this thread if you want.


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TOP 25 TV SCHEDULE

Friday

7:00 Toledo at Cincinnati ESPNU

8:00 8 Baylor at Buffalo ESPN

Saturday

12:00 East Carolina at 17 Virginia Tech ESPN

12:00 UCF at 20 Mizzou SEC Network

12:00 Kent State at 22 Ohio State abc/ESPN2

12:30 21 Louisville at Virginia ESPN3

2:00 Wyoming at 2 Oregon P12N

3:30 6 Georgia at 24 South Carolina CBS

4:00 UL-Lafayette at 14 Ole Miss SEC Network

5:00 Army at 15 Stanford P12N

6:00 Southern Miss at 3 Alabama ESPN2

7:00 Louisiana-Monroe at 10 LSU ESPNU

7:30 Purdue vs 11 Notre Dame (Indianapolis) NBC

8:00 Tennessee at 4 Oklahoma abc

8:00 9 USC at Boston College ESPN

8:15 12 UCLA vs Texas (Arlington) FOX

9:00 Rice at 7 Texas A&M ESPN2

10:00 16 Arizona State at Colorado ESPNU

More games/announcers: http://506sports.com/ncaaf.php





TOP 25 ODDS

pre:
Baylor -35
Buffalo

UCF
Mizzou -10

Kent State
Ohio State -32.5

ECU
Virginia Tech -10

Louisville -6.5
Virginia

Wyoming
Oregon -43


Georgia -6.5
South Carolina

ULL
Ole Miss -27.5

Army
Stanford -28

Southern Miss
Alabama -48

ULM
LSU -31

Purdue
Notre Dame -27.5

Tennessee
Oklahoma -20.5

UCLA -7
Texas

USC -17
Boston College

Rice
Texas A&M -31.5

Arizona State -14.5
Colorado

More Odds: http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/odds


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Wanvig
Sep 8, 2003

Spacebump posted:

Wasn't Houston expected to be better this season? What happened?

One of our OC's took off and we decided to let our other OC (who was completely meh in 2012) take over again. Also, after Sumlin left we decided for some reason to promote our drat ST coach.

Basically, we went cheap on our coaching staff and it's showing.

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO
YEEEEEEEAAAAHHH that TD loving ruled

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Haha, holy poo poo Houston

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Hahaha, this loving game is amazing

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
That TD owned. Go Houston.

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug
gently caress yes. gently caress you BYU.

ACoolT5
Sep 23, 2003

All Hail Saban
Of the blood, and of the Tide
HOLY poo poo

single-mode fiber
Dec 30, 2012

Cool Hail Mary

Wanvig
Sep 8, 2003

Okay that's bat poo poo nuts

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
Whose house?!??!

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Heaf posted:

DID YOU KNOW? You can make this thread if you want.

We're all intimidated by your awesomeness and feel unworthy of such a task.

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..
Hahaha suck it you witless Mormon chucklefucks.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
:doink: to cap it

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO
lmao at their kicker though

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up
I've only been watching this game for about two minutes and it has been seriously awesome.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

The Human Cow posted:

I've only been watching this game for about two minutes and it has been seriously awesome.

You're lucky. It was a real snoozer until then.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
That's what BYU gets for getting greedy at the end of the half.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
Eat poo poo mormons and eat more poo poo portland state go loving houston coogs and crimson cougs god dsmn

Wanvig
Sep 8, 2003

BYU's gonna clamp down in the 2nd half and finish us off, but hey the 99% of America not watching is gonna see the score right now and think it's been a good game!

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
Well poo poo I turned the channel bc it was getting dull...

Never turn your back on The Mormon Jesus

single-mode fiber
Dec 30, 2012

Lindsey Sterling went to BYU? Crush over...

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO
Did I just see a commercial for Asian women?

VDay
Jul 2, 2003

I'm Pacman Jones!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Thermos H Christ posted:

Did I just see a commercial for Asian women?

Asian women, directly from Thailand, as low as $35! Order yours today!

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Sash! posted:

Asian women, directly from Thailand, as low as $35! Order yours today!

I imagine it's not unlike buying a boat

single-mode fiber
Dec 30, 2012

Thermos H Christ posted:

Did I just see a commercial for Asian women?

Mormons love Asians/Pacific Islanders for growing the, uh, congregation

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Jesus Christ, was that a clip of Chris Smelley in that Hampton Inn commercial? Talk about outdated.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
Now I'm really torn... Do I continue watching The Mormon Jesus on espn, or switch to Black Jesus on adult swim?

Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

I hear there is some good football on right now.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Spiritus Nox posted:

I hear there is some good football on right now.

Two, maybe three minutes out of the first 30 were good.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Sash! posted:

Asian women, directly from Thailand, as low as $35! Order yours today!

pretty certain you can get them in bulk on alibaba

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
Biiiig stop!

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Fakes that don't work are the best.

Wanvig
Sep 8, 2003

gently caress your fake punt

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
The worst fake.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

I've seen way worse than that, but yeah, that was a tad telegraphed.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
AWW yeah, it's official: no matter what happens here, Houston is better than Texas.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
I think he was down at the point he caught it.

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
never not fake

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