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Benedick Cuckold posted:why didn't hermione want to say voldemort's name? she was raised as a muggle. why would she so quickly internalize an ingrained taboo from wizard culture Hermione was a weaboo convert obviously
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TheRatboyGenius posted:Why would you wanna escape from your life? I bet it's awesome as gently caress! Better than mine too, considering you have a job. You know what I hate about escaping from life? It's never fails to catch you again. You real pissed about your life. PM me. We'll talk
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:21 |
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naem posted:Hermione was a weaboo convert obviously ive been sitting at my chalkboard for a solid 15 minutes trying to think of a magical version of "wigger" but they all basically end up being a misspelled version of "wizard"
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:21 |
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I am a Transwizard
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:22 |
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Business Gorillas posted:ive been sitting at my chalkboard for a solid 15 minutes trying to think of a magical version of "wigger"
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:You real pissed about your life. PM me. We'll talk I'm pretty contempt with it, over the years I've learned to make the best out of the worst. Also I can't afford PM's.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:24 |
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steven king always had one
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:24 |
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how long till we get a harry potter animal house movie?
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:39 |
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There is no college in the Harry potter universe, everyone goes to high school and then half of them work at that same high school, and half start up weird little shops on invisible streets you can only get to by exploding, out of a fireplace
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:42 |
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naem posted:There is no college in the Harry potter universe, everyone goes to high school and then half of them work at that same high school, and half start up weird little shops on invisible streets you can only get to by exploding, out of a fireplace so you are saying that jk rowlings can do a second series where they go to secondary school. <y original question stands.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:46 |
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Benedick Cuckold posted:i saw the movies but kept falling asleep during them = i saw the movies but i really want all of you to know that i agree that they're retarded movies for fags that adults shouldn't be watching oh god oh god please don't make fun of me My girlfriend was watching it and the chair was comfortable ok. One time I fell asleep at the movies watchin Titan AE but that was an ok movie, what I remember anyway. Sometimes you just fall asleep, man. I also had friends that worked at the theatre who would come by at like midnight and ask if i wanted to go see a movie for free that was pretty cool.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:51 |
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TOILETLORD posted:so you are saying that jk rowlings can do a second series where they go to secondary school. <y original question stands. It is clear from the books that immediately upon graduating, all wizards marry (someone from high school) and have exactly two children, and then become non-player characters in the game of life, waiting in their weird little shop for students to come in entirely so that they can talk about their high school crushes and provide clues to the whereabouts of various deadly artifacts. Occasionally creepy 40 something bachelor uncles show up to provide extra clues and they aren't married yet until the next book where they marry school teachers, who are of course half of the adult population.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:59 |
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Never wondered this never will.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:01 |
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naem posted:It is clear from the books that immediately upon graduating, all wizards marry (someone from high school) and have exactly two children, and then become non-player characters in the game of life, waiting in their weird little shop for students to come in entirely so that they can talk about their high school crushes and provide clues to the whereabouts of various deadly artifacts. i read half the first book and got bored, so i figured there was more to the wizard economy.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:01 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:no but I wondered what one of those living photograph things of goatse would be like
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:22 |
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Why did they live under the totalitarian yoke of the Ministry when all the evil wizards nonstop managed to not be seen by them All the Ministry was = a brutal all-seeing regime to oppress the innocent
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:25 |
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Dely Apple posted:Why did they live under the totalitarian yoke of the Ministry when all the evil wizards nonstop managed to not be seen by them you mean the ministry was just the uk government?
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:27 |
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Why are the Weasleys so loving poor in a magical world where you can conjure up anything. Hell, just apparate into H&M in the middle of the night and steal some poo poo if your clothes are so ratty.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:34 |
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Dely Apple posted:Why did they live under the totalitarian yoke of the Ministry when all the evil wizards nonstop managed to not be seen by them As unrealistic as basically everything is in the Harry Potter universe, a lovely hosed up bureaucratic government is one thing that felt right.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:35 |
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naem posted:It is clear from the books that immediately upon graduating, all wizards marry (someone from high school) and have exactly two children, and then become non-player characters in the game of life It's basically Japan. Japan is obsessed with high school.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:39 |
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Costello Jello posted:Why are the Weasleys so loving poor in a magical world where you can conjure up anything. Hell, just apparate into H&M in the middle of the night and steal some poo poo if your clothes are so ratty. they were britains idealized vision of the irish. the weasley's were just meant to be irish stereo types.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:39 |
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THE PENETRATOR posted:sorted into th same house so like its all , ok , gently caress , wht do we do?? I thought the book establishes early on that the whole thing is just a bit of ceremony and that the Sorting Hat rigs the whole deal. Like he was going to put Harry in Slytherin but Harry's like nooooo so the hat is like whatever then Gryffindor. The hat just sorts everyone out evenly under the pretense of looking into their soul. I mean all the stupid kids ostensibly get sorted into Hufflepuff but there's plenty of Hufflepuffs in Gryffindor if you know what I mean. Business Gorillas posted:ive been sitting at my chalkboard for a solid 15 minutes trying to think of a magical version of "wigger" but they all basically end up being a misspelled version of "wizard" Wizboo? Whacker?
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:52 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:you just know some wizard has used the sorting hat as a jizz receptacle at some point Jizzing into a hat that sings does not seem like the wisest of plans.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:35 |
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poking holes into harry potter books is basically the graduation ceremony for readin school
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:37 |
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here's a plothole: why hasn't hermione responded to any of my fanmail?
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:53 |
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Light Gun Man posted:i never read these books and saw like amybe the first two movies? but i kept falling asleep during them. http://www.amazon.com/The-Magicians-Novel-Trilogy/dp/0452296293
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 08:56 |
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i think they would tell that stupid hat to quit loving around
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 08:59 |
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Light Gun Man posted:i never read these books and saw like amybe the first two movies? but i kept falling asleep during them. the first two movies are pretty boring they're just a really flat adaptation without any flair
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 09:23 |
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i only seen the first movie and i think i read the book when i was a child but i still think hufflepuff probably has the most stoners if they smoke wizard weed or whatever
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 09:46 |
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huffle puff definitely hang out with gandalf and snoop dogg
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 10:45 |
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Benedick Cuckold posted:why didn't hermione want to say voldemort's name? she was raised as a muggle. why would she so quickly internalize an ingrained taboo from wizard culture Wizaboo.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 11:05 |
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THE PENETRATOR posted:harry pooter was way better than eragon why didnt they make a sequel for the movie and call it Fragon
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 11:11 |
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Light Gun Man posted:One time I fell asleep at the movies watchin Titan AE but that was an ok movie, my gramma fell asleep during Titan ae too
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 19:32 |
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I'm pretty sure some goon wrote fanfiction about the sorting hat giving out blowjobs or something like that
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 19:38 |
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I have a feeling I would end up as a hufflepuff. I really would prefer to be a slytherin though. Oh well.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 19:40 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:hogfarts woa
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Civil posted:I'm pretty sure some goon wrote fanfiction about the sorting hat giving out blowjobs or something like that Suddenly I am pretty sure about this too
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What would happen if there was a school shooting at Hogwarts
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