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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
which of u veiny fuckers is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9YgoMN4dK0

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
its u!!

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

chip + signature owns

lol if your country uses chip + pin

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
i mostly just tap to pay, it rules

also u can do either chip and pin or chip and sign p much anywhere here lol so if you're 2 thick to remember 4 digits u have the choice

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
magstripe is a crime against humanity

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




pay wave is frickin awesome I love not having any security at all in order to save 20 seconds of my life

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




if I get up to a retailer to pay for my goods and their eftpos terminal is not able to cater to my paywave needs, I just drop the poo poo I was going to buy on the floor, spin 360 degrees and walk away.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

if I get up to a retailer to pay for my goods and their eftpos terminal is not able to cater to my paywave needs, I just drop the poo poo I was going to buy on the floor, spin 360 degrees and walk away.

agreed

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Aug 15, 2004

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Displeased Moo Cow posted:

if I get up to a retailer to pay for my goods and their eftpos terminal is not able to cater to my paywave needs, I just drop the poo poo I was going to buy on the floor, spin 360 degrees and walk away.

i'm not handicapped just lazy

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

if I get up to a retailer to pay for my goods and their eftpos terminal is not able to cater to my paywave needs, I just drop the poo poo I was going to buy on the floor, spin 360 degrees and walk away.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i too spin 360 then do a 180 and walk away


actually idgaf how you pay as long as you pay and arent all "uh can i come pay tomorrow" jesus christ why do people think they're medicines are necessary. now no one tries to pull that poo poo at the supermarket but food is actually necessary for survival. most of these drugs just gently caress up your kidneys (thats a secret btw keep it in yospos ok)

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

if I get up to a retailer to pay for my goods and their eftpos terminal is not able to cater to my paywave needs, I just drop the poo poo I was going to buy on the floor, spin 360 degrees and walk away.

i hate when people behind the bar say "is paywave ok?"
of course it's loving ok it costs me no more and takes less time just do it without asking!!!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i had to deny a paywave today. they had to fuckin enter pins like an ape!

that is satisfucation

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I'm going to pay a dude with cash tomorrow to tile my laundry

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
americans still use checks its like theyre living in the 1890s lol

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I'm going to pay a dude with cash tomorrow to tile my laundry

Make sure he doesn;t cover up your cat5 utp or whatever!!!!!

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






sure is nice living in tyool 2014, such a shame some countries seem stuck in 1984 instead

lol if you signature

on paper

with a pen?????

just lol

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

rear end cobra posted:

americans still use checks its like theyre living in the 1890s lol

24 years old never had a checkbook deal with it amerifailures

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







wtf is this a paper wallet?

y'all must really like paper a lot

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

spankmeister posted:

wtf is this a paper wallet?

y'all must really like paper a lot

its not paper, its tyvek and furthermore,
:goonsay:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

rear end cobra posted:

americans still use checks its like theyre living in the 1890s lol
tehy actually do not, sorry

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




bobbilljim posted:

Make sure he doesn;t cover up your cat5 utp or whatever!!!!!

reckon

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
if i open a hipster bar im going to get one of those things from the 80s where you slide the thing and it prints the card number onto a slip of paper

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer
can we somehow make this thread a redirect for every time a chip/pin conversation comes up? we're up to at least a dozen occasions in the security threadi alone.

Metrication
Dec 12, 2010

Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".
i am a big fan of contactless payment however sometimes i like to mix it up and go back to chip and pin

penus de milo
Mar 9, 2002

CHAR CHAR
in about a week you'll be able to pay for all of london's transport using a contactless debit card which will be really handy for me since i keep forgetting my oyster card and having to pay the ludicrous paper ticket rates

Metrication
Dec 12, 2010

Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".
it appears they've managed to get the idiot rail companies to accept it as well which is great and there will be monthly capping as well

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Abandon posted:

if i open a hipster bar im going to get one of those things from the 80s where you slide the thing and it prints the card number onto a slip of paper

that's the best idea I've ever heard

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

so when m my card gets the dumb chip ill have to start entering a pin? uggggggghhhhh just let my swipe and go

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






penus de milo posted:

in about a week you'll be able to pay for all of london's transport using a contactless debit card which will be really handy for me since i keep forgetting my oyster card and having to pay the ludicrous paper ticket rates

oi did you see that ludicrous display last night?

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

spankmeister posted:

oi did you see that ludicrous display last night?

that's the problem with baltimore, always trying to walk it in

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

what the gently caress is a "mighty wallet" and why does it look like a piece of paper?

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


gaze upon my wallet ye mighty and despair

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

bobbilljim posted:

24 years old never had a checkbook deal with it amerifailures

lol at this childe

also how do you pay rent

or do you still live with your parents

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






my rent is just taken out of my account because i authorized them to

maybe in 30 years you guys won't be stuck in the 80's anymore

suck it usailures

penus de milo
Mar 9, 2002

CHAR CHAR
haha imagine paying your rent with a piece of paper you scrawled some words on like it's 1892 and you live in deadwood or something

Sir DonkeyPunch
Mar 23, 2007

I didn't hear no bell
thread not about ghost chips, voted 1

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

spankmeister posted:

my rent is just taken out of my account because i authorized them to

maybe in 30 years you guys won't be stuck in the 80's anymore

suck it usailures

oops i accidentally took too much, sorry about that i promise to take less next month ;)

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

spankmeister posted:

my rent is just taken out of my account because i authorized them to

maybe in 30 years you guys won't be stuck in the 80's anymore

suck it usailures

loving lol at letting your landlord have direct access to your account

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oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

lol at this childe

also how do you pay rent

or do you still live with your parents

i pay rent through bank transfers like a modern human being living in a modern country

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