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MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Rickycat posted:

aint nothing wrong with some sweet sensual love



sometimes passion can take us all, and thats okay



just appreciatin the male physique if thats gay then well!

i mean for real its not even gay at this point

its like two statues loving

it is art

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MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Fruity Gordo posted:

No one ever thinks of dykes :smith:

most goon dicks look like big clits so we all lose

Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."

Fruity Gordo posted:

No one ever thinks of dykes :smith:

If you out yourself as a dyke on SA, prepare for a huge PM box of bad dragon vagina-fleshlights. There you go.

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

opus111 posted:

In almost every topic there are men talking about dicks. Sucking dicks, sitting on dicks, how much they love the gays etc. There's no way this many people are actually gay and as a solidly heterosexual person the thought of doing gay things makes me feel sick and I know this is true for people who are just not me.

welcome to the Gay Boy Sauna i think youll have a lot of fun here

remember to check out our exclusive twink forum-- Fine Young Asses and Dick

Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."
OP Do you consider lesbians gay? Some people are weird about that. TBH, being a lesbian rocks- I get all the ladies you permanently traumatize away from penis. :quagmire:

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

MOOBS! posted:

most goon dicks look like big clits so we all lose

holy poo poo moobs what's with the new av i get a serious rape vibe

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

Freakbox posted:

If you out yourself as a dyke on SA, prepare for a huge PM box of bad dragon vagina-fleshlights. There you go.

As a lesbian, I can think of many crafting applications for such devices

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

Freakbox posted:

OP Do you consider lesbians gay? Some people are weird about that. TBH, being a lesbian rocks- I get all the ladies you permanently traumatize away from penis. :quagmire:

The one upshot of male existence :unsmith:

Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."

Fruity Gordo posted:

As a lesbian, I can think of many crafting applications for such devices

Creative stamps for sponge painting! :buddy:

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
Oh no I misread 'pm box' as 'box', I thought someone would dox me and post me a package full of scaly cocks :(

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
Whenever somebody posts "I'm gay" in GBS, I read it as "I 'get' BYOB" which is like saying you get FYAD, only gayer.

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
Can still turn the pictures into scrabble tile pendants and bunting :3:

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Fruity Gordo posted:

As a lesbian, I can think of many crafting applications for such devices

you guys should, you know, do it

Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."

Fruity Gordo posted:

Oh no I misread 'pm box' as 'box', I thought someone would dox me and post me a package full of scaly cocks :(

:coffeepal: Have a nice morning!

:nws:http://bad-dragon.com/products/hazel:nws:

:nws:http://bad-dragon.com/products/janine:nws:

:nws:http://bad-dragon.com/products/tongue:nws:

:nws:http://bad-dragon.com/products/bruce:nws:

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Fruity Gordo and Freakbox you two should send each other dragon vagina fleshlights :)


mookface posted:

holy poo poo moobs what's with the new av i get a serious rape vibe

unless you look like a beautiful statue im hardcore about consensual sex Mr. Face

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

mookface posted:

you guys should, you know, do it

Steady on mate we don't even know our respective pet cat situations

ihopeirememberthis
Sep 8, 2011
With everyone else coming out I felt like I could finally be myself

Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."

Fruity Gordo posted:

Steady on mate we don't even know our respective pet cat situations

I havee a 16-17 pound cat named Sir Percival von Puffypants. :kimchi:

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010

mookface posted:

you guys should, you know, do it

Also, post pics itt so we can verify the authenticity of said pics

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
Hahahahaha Bruce

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

ok Fruity and Freakbox which of those dragon vags are best? i want the lesbian opinion

i like that Night Prowl colored Hazel vag

e: dragoness or werewolfess i guess

Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."
Aren't They Horrifying? :allears:

And gently caress if I know, I don't have a penis bro. I'd have both if I could but rubbing your pussy against a fake pussy sounds super boring.

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010

Freakbox posted:

Aren't They Horrifying? :allears:

Haha yes... very terrifying, so disgusting too!

*orders one of each*

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

Freakbox posted:

I havee a 16-17 pound cat named Sir Percival von Puffypants. :kimchi:

I have a 22yo grey cat called mitsy, she likes to steal licks of vanilla ice cream and poo right on the edge of the litter box so she leaves skidmarks :kimchi:

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Freakbox posted:

Aren't They Horrifying? :allears:

And gently caress if I know, I don't have a penis bro. I'd have both if I could but rubbing your pussy against a fake pussy sounds super boring.

asking more about the color and general build

really dig those soft folds and black+red coloring

Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."
Percival is trained. He knows sit, up, shake, lay down, drop it, and is currently working on learning to jump his fat rear end through a hoop. He's also leash-trained, so we go on walks together.

Also: I would go with the werewolfess, I guess. It looks more fun and varied, if fun and varied is something you need for penises.

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
In terms of crafting application I think the tongue is the most interesting and abstract, but either of the flashlights could be converted into a very nice vase

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

would it be weird if two lesbians on the forums got together and then their male and female cats had kittens? i sense a tv show in the making

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
Mitsy is completely untrained and a dickhead but we go on walks a couple of times a week and she stays within a few metres of me bc she knows she would get owned if we crossed paths with another cat bc she's so ancient

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

MOOBS! posted:

would it be weird if two lesbians on the forums got together and then their male and female cats had kittens? i sense a tv show in the making

they've already moved in together

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Fruity Gordo posted:

In terms of crafting application I think the tongue is the most interesting and abstract, but either of the flashlights could be converted into a very nice vase


the tongues kind of remind me of lava lamps, but i have to admit i was swayed by my ability to put my penis in the fleshlights

Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."

Fruity Gordo posted:

In terms of crafting application I think the tongue is the most interesting and abstract, but either of the flashlights could be converted into a very nice vase

This one would be cool to paint with (and it's not even a penis//crotch, so the thread can be traumatized with pictures!) :sun:



Freakbox fucked around with this message at 12:49 on Sep 12, 2014

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
Mitsy has spayed 21 years ago, soz moobs

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
Goon Love is the Best Love

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Fruity Gordo posted:

Mitsy has spayed 21 years ago, soz moobs

aw :(



christ almighty

beer bottle inside you not enough? try the large tentacle

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!

MOOBS! posted:

heads up:

if you claim to be gay on the forums and have plat be prepared for a pm box full of ugly goon dicks

promises promises

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
The strap on tentacle would be a bitching nose for a snowman

Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."

Fruity Gordo posted:

The strap on tentacle would be a bitching nose for a snowman

http://youtu.be/c-2KKHOXnY4?t=6m50s

this is actually relevant to the conversation. :xd:

Ah Map
Oct 9, 2012
Why does Mel Gibson pretend to be William Wallace?Pretty sure he isn't.

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A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Freakbox posted:

This one would be cool to paint with (and it's not even a penis//crotch, so the thread can be traumatized with pictures!) :sun:





I'm totes surprised it took this long of my internet life to see a tentacle dildo. Upside is at this point it's just slightly bemusing.

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