Why does everybody on this forum pretend to be gay?

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Ty1990: Apr 22, 2011

cocks

# ? Sep 13, 2014 06:03

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:19

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I'm Spartacus.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 06:05

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: Apr 27, 2010; I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

FreudianSlippers posted:

I'm Spartacus.

No, I'm Spartacus.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 06:07

Freakbox: Dec 22, 2009; "And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."

# ? Sep 13, 2014 06:42

not an endorsement: Mar 14, 2008; Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 07:05

Freakbox: Dec 22, 2009; "And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."

Feminition posted:

((Image that wasn't quite gay enough))

Fixed this for you. :coffeepal:

# ? Sep 13, 2014 07:29

Kyrie eleison: Jan 26, 2013; by Ralp

its funny to pretend to be gay bcuz it makes others admit they are gay

# ? Sep 13, 2014 07:34

Tweet Me Balls: Apr 14, 2009

Kyrie eleison posted:

its funny to pretend to be gay bcuz it makes others admit they are gay

the mask has become my face, and now i am as gay as i ever pretended to be

# ? Sep 13, 2014 07:39

Freakbox: Dec 22, 2009; "And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."

I tried to find a happy picture of your avatar, but that guy looks genuinely disturbed, upset, or creepy in EVERY screenshot, save for one where he's...looking up a doll's skirt and grinning???? :froggonk:

EDIT:

Reset Button, is your Avvie a tiny pixelated Conure?! I love Conures!

Freakbox fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Sep 13, 2014

# ? Sep 13, 2014 07:46

Reset Button: Jan 25, 2011

I am a hetero white dude
doesn't that sound kinda boring? a lil?

we r all god's creatures...let's all love ourselves. Namaste

# ? Sep 13, 2014 07:49

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

im not gay im a cockrub warrior

# ? Sep 13, 2014 10:55

Lucy Heartfilia: May 31, 2012

im not actually gay but...

im gay

# ? Sep 13, 2014 10:57

serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

I'm half gay aka bi and have had dicks in my rear end. ama

# ? Sep 13, 2014 10:58

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

serious norman posted:

I'm half gay aka bi and have had dicks in my rear end. ama

on a scale of one to ten, how many

# ? Sep 13, 2014 11:02

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

dragon loving car . gif (pronounced "geoff")

# ? Sep 13, 2014 11:09

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

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# ? Sep 13, 2014 11:13

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

i'm 100% gay when i need to be

# ? Sep 13, 2014 11:17

the worst thing is: Oct 3, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Im gay in order to escape the relentless tyranny of women, op

# ? Sep 13, 2014 11:31

Dexters Secret: Jun 19, 2014

im gay

# ? Sep 13, 2014 11:31

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

# ? Sep 13, 2014 11:36

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION