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I'm a tall man, 6'3" or so. Walking through the market not too long ago I noticed a woman fingertipping an item on the top shelf. I walked over and without saying anything, simply grabbed it and handed it to her. Being the quiet sort, I smiled and started to turn away when she grabbed my arm and said "Thank you." I replied that it was my pleasure seeing I'm tall and such. She then said, "I appreciate your help, but I'm thanking you for letting me know that there are still gentlemen left in the world." Honestly, I was both flattered and speechless. What about you? Anyone compliment you lately? By the way, you look awesome!
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Sep 12, 2014 14:05
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She sounds like a loving mental case, so dont take her comments seriously.
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Sep 12, 2014 14:06
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yeah. just mom trying to coax me out of my depression by telling me what I have to offer the world though Rapman the Cook posted:She sounds like a loving mental case, so dont take her comments seriously. I think this guy is depressed like I am
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Sep 12, 2014 14:10
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Guy Fleegman posted:I'm a tall man, 6'3" or so. Walking through the market not too long ago I noticed a woman fingertipping an item on the top shelf. I walked over and without saying anything, simply grabbed it and handed it to her. Being the quiet sort, I smiled and started to turn away when she grabbed my arm and said "Thank you." I replied that it was my pleasure seeing I'm tall and such. She then said, "I appreciate your help, but I'm thanking you for letting me know that there are still gentlemen left in the world." Honestly, I was both flattered and speechless. Why did you not gently caress her
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Sep 12, 2014 14:12
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your girlfriend told me Im too good at giving orgasms
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Sep 12, 2014 14:12
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Some dude at the gym told me I had porno nipples. I thought that was p cool.
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Sep 12, 2014 14:16
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the woman that waxes my butthole told me the hair around my butthole is getting much thinner
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Sep 12, 2014 14:20
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"That is a very big penis, Applewhite" -a real person at the gym where I pump iron in real life.
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Sep 12, 2014 14:21
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last week an old lady in the produce section of the grocery store said my hair was pretty
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Sep 12, 2014 14:26
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An avatar.
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Sep 12, 2014 14:26
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"Youre very good at eating that muffin" - the dumpy looking mature (3/10) at the bakery after I messily ate it in front of him
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Sep 12, 2014 14:26
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"Righteous nards, buuuddddyyyy" - Pauley Shore looking at my exposed scrotum.
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Sep 12, 2014 14:27
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you are a true gentlesir, OP.
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Sep 12, 2014 14:28
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"huh, you don't look like you post on something awful"
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Sep 12, 2014 14:31
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"A bunch of pretentious old men playing at running the world. But the world left them behind long ago. We are the future." bob page said that to me at a debriefing once
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Sep 12, 2014 14:32
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there are no sincere compliments OP, that woman was making fun of your charging in to the rescue with your amazing shelf-grabbing skills and probably joked with her friends about your tiny penis once you were gone
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Sep 12, 2014 14:34
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"But dont you see, I killed them all for you, the most beautiful aryan man in the world" - Hitler to me a while ago.
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Sep 12, 2014 14:35
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yesterday
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Sep 12, 2014 14:35
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im not gay but grindr provides my daily affirmations
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Sep 12, 2014 14:40
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"It's so small it doesn't hurt me at all." 
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Sep 12, 2014 14:41
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"Nice hair" Yeah, it was working out well that day.
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Sep 12, 2014 14:43
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some goon emptyquoted me the other day
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Sep 12, 2014 14:52
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Ekster posted:some goon emptyquoted me the other day
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Sep 12, 2014 14:55
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I had an osprey tell me I was cool the other day and p sure a chipmunk complemented me for being nice and throwing him a cashew
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Sep 12, 2014 15:00
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"youve got a fuckable face, look at that fuckable face! I wanna gently caress your face..." not even poo poo posting made me feel pretty great tbh
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Sep 12, 2014 15:12
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THS called me cute
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Sep 12, 2014 15:13
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Moola posted:"youve got a fuckable face, look at that fuckable face! I wanna gently caress your face..." The homeless will say anything for change
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Sep 12, 2014 15:20
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the voices in my head told me i was like unto a god of this world
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Sep 12, 2014 15:22
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I think the doctor told my parents that i was a "big, bouncing, healthy baby boy" so yeah that was really sweet of him
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Sep 12, 2014 15:25
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A lady told me I have beautiful eyes in a coffee shop this morning
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Sep 12, 2014 15:25
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i was told that 'that wont fit in me' but i jammed it in and proved that it cdould
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Sep 12, 2014 15:27
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never happened op
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Sep 12, 2014 15:29
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Women are constantly complimenting my hair or my butt. Both are completely valid and it's nice 
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Sep 12, 2014 15:52
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Women are constantly complimenting my hair on my butt
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Sep 12, 2014 15:55
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i got three compliments about my watch yesterday. It's not even that nice of a watch, but i get a ton of compliments on it. i also get a bunch of compliments on my bald head. it's mostly old ladies, though.
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Sep 12, 2014 15:58
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oh i thought you said when
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Sep 12, 2014 16:01
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I haven't. Ever. Because I am a monster on the inside and outside.
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Sep 12, 2014 16:04
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ripped calves and dumb/rad tattoo on my right one
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Sep 12, 2014 16:07
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"Cute balls bro"
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Sep 12, 2014 16:36
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Usually when I step out of the house people glare at me with utter contempt. Little kids run up kicking me in the shins shouting "gently caress off weirdo!" Old ladies shuffle up to me asking why I haven't suicided yet. Fluffy kittens hiss, spit, and try to hurl themselves at my face. Stink bugs follow me in swarms. There was the one time a sociopath muttered "nice car" when they were staging the usual insurance fraud accident.
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Sep 12, 2014 16:36
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