Drink Cheerwine posted:

(pussy-slayers almost to the man) have any issue, so i guess my message here is to accept the things you cant change, etc.

JebanyPedal posted:

5'7" and I was a gymnast for eight years and did spectacularly, although I also have long giant gorilla arms, I get laid nonstop, but that also has something to do with bipolar so I'm just kinda loving anything I see, I've slept with some terrible looking women and with some gorgeous ones. I also wrestled for a few years and would crush people taller than me without fail (although obviously they'd be a lot skinnier than me but I looked like some feral rear end monkey who was eating left over roids behind the Democractic Republic of the Congo gym) but didn't even think about it much because people that were my height or shorter were way more difficult to compete against (in both sports).
Also generally all the strongest people I've met in my athletic career never really went higher than 5'9" the biomechanics of non-roided, non-fat tall people kinda loving sucks balls, but this is generally from more immediate impact sports (wrestling, boxing, which the shorties excelled in) than stuff like football.
Also, I doubt this is related to my height, but I get away with practically everything, I don't know if I'm charismatic or something (I doubt it because I say really retarded poo poo out loud), but I haven't gotten a speeding ticket ever (only warnings) despite getting pulled over constantly. Whenever poo poo goes down at work I'm never ever blamed despite oftentimes doing the same stupid poo poo that other people get bitched at for, and generally I almost never hear anything negative about me. People are always really nice to me and show me a lot of respect even if I act like a dumbass.
This probably also has a lot to do with the fact that I am handsome and have a hot body and wear jeans that show off my buns.

Also, I think my height is kind of negated by my voice, it's hard for someone taller to intimidate me when they sound like Mickey Mouse compared to my booming bass. Brian Blessed is only 5'9" but that voice is like a shrink ray that makes everyone else around him shrivel. There's also a lot of other things, being smaller and more compact tends to mean that your musculature is more pronounced, so your body language tends to be less timid or hosed up than a taller person, I never had that stupid sloped forward anterior overdevelopment poo poo or terrible hunched over posture I always see taller people have, so I always see people of variable heights looking like loving tards because they've got the worst posture or the most terrible balance in their physique, but I'm also harshly and unreasonable judgmental of average people have not spent years upon years in doing stuff that makes you jarked like me.

Basically, what it comes down to, is that height isn't really down to purely height. If you're my height and you're super skinny, you're going to looker shorter than you are and like a bitch, doubly so if you're chubbers.
Also, I blatantly say things that are completely wrong a lot of the time, and then realize like, five seconds later, "Oh poo poo that was wrong." but people always seem to take what I say as the word of law, so I tend to gently caress up people mentally and ruin them intellectually because everyone thinks the wrong things I say are right, and typically the things I say are more wrong than right because I don't think before I say anything which makes it even worse that I get away with everything and people never question me because I have no filter.
Also I'm pretty monotone (the price you pay for a deep voice) so people can't tell when I'm being sarcastic, I'll say completely retarded things like "Did you know David Lynch wanted to direct a gay porn movie with Martin Scorcesse?" and my friend will look at my dumbfounded and say "Whoa, I didn't know that." and I then have the difficult choice of either saying "Yeah man." or "I wasn't being serious."

When I was thirteen, and like, significantly shorter, I lost my virginity to a girl who was like, four inches taller than me. My girlfriends have tended to be either my height, or taller. It makes me feel like David Bowie and it's kinda hot. They always think it's super hot that I'm shorter than them but can lift them up and throw them around like they weigh nothing.
One of my favorite things to do is to pick girls up and then tell them to get ready because it's lifting time and then do some squat variations with them on my back.

Also, my dick looks a lot bigger because I'm shorter and more compact so girls have regularly rated me larger than I actually am. Having a large penis on a smaller body makes you look like you got horse dick, which is pretty wild and a good way to live.

Another thing I've noticed is that, and maybe this is just an American thing, but people hate making extended eye contact. I once had an English professor who would NEVER make eye contact, like his eyes would go all over the room but never actually look at you. I always meet people who will never look you in the eyes, and this also makes height kind of pointless because tall people are just as insanely pussy when it comes to making proper eye contact, which just generally shows that human beings are probably gay? I test this hypothesis by putting my dick inside things and seeing if they enjoy it.

Anyway, I'm posting this all from the tub as I am ridiculously drunk on wine and my girlfriend stabbed me in the hand with a corkscrew by mistake so I am washing that out ATM, it kinda went deep enough to like, keep a consistent flow of blood which is freaking wild. I think I might actually try this pumpkin beer I bought before I go to bed. It's like Imperial Smashed Pumpkin or something and it's a stout.
Speaking of Pumpkin stout -

WARNING DELICIOUS MUST TRY IDEA - Take Southern Tier Pumking, and Southern Tier Warlock (the stout equivalent of Pumking) and mix them together as a black and tan. ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS.

The wine we got is actually super cheap, it's called 19 Crimes and it was about ten bucks, it's nice and sweet but not offensively so.
One of the things I enjoy most in life is finding a delicious cheap wine.
There's one by Geyser Peaks, their Pinot Noir that has the most delicious vanilla taste to it. It's incredible.

We went to a Steak House yesterday and I had these awesome short ribs with a ginger-soy glaze on them. The waiter was slow though but I still tipped him well because it was busy.

Anyway guys, I had a good weekend, later.

the Bunt posted:

holy loving poo poo die

Plastics. posted:

Yeah my legs always fall asleep on chairs and the toilet because my heels don't touch the floor

Frostwerks posted:

yeah well they probably came from a long line of pussy-slayers. their fathers slew pussy, their fathers fathers slew pussy and you'd best bet their fathers fathers fathers slew-pussy and also probably red/brown/black people depending on their european heritage

THS posted:

im 5'11" which is the perfect height and everything on the planet is designed for me. i am also white and male

Fisticuffs posted:

lol thatd be true if you weren't a fag but oh well

THS posted:

nobody cares that you're drunk

Ekster posted:

hey I'm 6'3 is this the thread where I can point and laugh at all the short people

THS posted:

depends. are you fat?

Ekster posted:

hey I'm 6'3 is this the thread where I can point and laugh at all the short people

Ekster posted:

nope I work out

THS posted:

pic?

THS posted:

nobody cares that you're drunk

THS posted:

pic?

Darth Freddy posted:

6 foot 6. Any time I run into some one bigger then me I feel lesser of a man like they stole part my soul

Fisticuffs posted:

i care you fking idiot

n i hv a great bod too

Darth Freddy posted:

6 foot 6. Any time I run into some one bigger then me I feel lesser of a man like they stole part my soul

Ekster posted:

hey I'm 6'3 is this the thread where I can point and laugh at all the short people

BlueBlazer posted:

Hahaha
I'm 6"9" and yes you are all demi humans to me.

TOILETLORD posted:

you will die young, in pain.

BlueBlazer posted:

Odds are likely. Till then livin large.

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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Lol nah 6'6" is the true ultimate height, life goes to poo poo right after though.

Fisticuffs posted:

Funniest thing about this image is the density of 6'0"+ virgoons on the forums it proliferates on

Being tall doesn't mitigate being fat or ugly, it just stands out more really

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

fat gross goony fucks that are 6'5"+ get ok amounts of pussy due to basically being a low maintenance protection breed that's probably hung alright and they probably have a basic level of personal confidence due to nobody picking on them ever, at worst they get taken off the market at 19 by a fat chick who wants their tall genes.

Ramsus posted:

Counterpoint: Height has nothing to do with penis size and an average size dong looks tiny on a giant man.