"He broke 6000 guitars, never drew a dime." Let's watch TNA's Weekly PPVs.

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > "He broke 6000 guitars, never drew a dime." Let's watch TNA's Weekly PPVs.

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

None of these are from the scenic TNA Asylum in Nashville, TN

# ¿ Sep 12, 2014 20:52

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 02:59

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

I really want to rewatch them as they were broadcast. I saw all of these from the front row as a teenager and somehow came out a well-adjusted adult

# ¿ Sep 13, 2014 12:14

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

I'm glad Sonny Siaki broke from the Flying Elvises pretty fast. I remember him being pretty good.

I forgot James Storm teamed with Psichosis and America's Most Wanted wasn't even formed until later. They always felt like one of the tag teams that was always in TNA.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 12:33

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

oatgan posted:

They turn him into a bad knockoff of The Rock almost immediately and he forms a boring tag team with "The Master of the Spine Buster" David Young

Also, I saw his valet "Desire" break her back in a pre-show match

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 20:49

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

Yeah, that near-parody song was a big hit for several months. Wasn't this a little soon after 9/11?

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 21:35

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

Cheex died on his way back to his home planet

# ¿ Sep 17, 2014 01:28

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

The biggest shocker from this recap is that Jarrett didn't hit anyone with a guitar in the first three shows.

Also I forgot how fast AJ got the first two legs of the TNA Triple Crown.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2014 07:59

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

TNA is a flat circle.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 19:34

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

I uh. Recently found a way for me to watch all of these. I don't want to step on your toes, but I'm considering trying to watch through some or parts of them out of blind curiosity what the shows look like on TV opposed to live. Also to try to catch myself on camera.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 17:35

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

Reading through these, my memory isn't really the greatest either. I think I'd only really exactly remember some of the really huge match results.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2014 12:55

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

Charles Gnarwin posted:

What baffles my mind is that the company survived this era. Who were the people willing to shell out money every week to watch something so terrible?

I was 15 years old and paid $10-15 to sit in the front row every night :shobon:

# ¿ Oct 14, 2014 14:55

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 02:59

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

The Ladder or Submission match! The first in a great long list of TNA innovations.

Also, maybe we could keep a running count on examples of man on woman violence.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2014 06:57

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