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I was thinking of getting wasted and livetweeting watching season 1 of Star Trek: TNG
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Sep 13, 2014 00:06
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Hooooooo poo poo boyeeeee PaPaw's shine done gone me twitterpated.
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Sep 13, 2014 00:21
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still watching dr phil its weird how some episodes rae fake and som arent
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Sep 13, 2014 00:23
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Bruiser posted:Hooooooo poo poo boyeeeee PaPaw's shine done gone me twitterpated. those aint words
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Sep 13, 2014 00:25
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unlimited shrimp posted:those aint words EYE TELL YOO WHUT
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Sep 13, 2014 00:25
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Good evening fellow drinkers  Moola I'm really sorry I linked that Dr. Phil video, might have to start sympathy watching later
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Sep 13, 2014 00:27
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Just watch Little House on the Prairie and cry. Like real men.
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Sep 13, 2014 00:30
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Luvcow posted:Good evening fellow drinkers you better you rear end in a top hat i cant stop watching this poo poo this episode: 30yr old women dating 16 year old dude tbh, theres literally NOTHING wrong here, lucky little poo poo...
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Sep 13, 2014 00:31
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drinking cigar city invasion pale ale because i haven't had it and i wanted something local ish. its rly rly good. my wife is drinking some pluot beer i got for her... it tastes weird. probably gonna watch netflix, play borderlands, and get laid. its a step up from the loving week ive had
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Sep 13, 2014 00:31
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redshirt posted:Just watch Little House on the Prairie and cry. wanna bust a nut in nelly's eyes and give her a reason to make that screwed up face
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Sep 13, 2014 00:32
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unlimited shrimp posted:I was thinking of getting wasted and livetweeting watching season 1 of Star Trek: TNG do this and post yr twitter
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Sep 13, 2014 00:32
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im pregaming with pbr the dude poured unto a cup for me. The bar tender im trying to gently caress isnt here tonight so Im going to pick up my buddy and go to the other bar where there's a bar tender I've traded gently caress-eyes with before but she likes some other poo poo head so Im probably gonna end up at the Goth bar thats now run by hipsters to try and get my dingus wet in some wingus.
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Sep 13, 2014 00:35
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:im pregaming with pbr the dude poured unto a cup for me. The bar tender im trying to gently caress isnt here tonight so Im going to pick up my buddy and go to the other bar where there's a bar tender I've traded gently caress-eyes with before but she likes some other poo poo head so Im probably gonna end up at the Goth bar thats now run by hipsters to try and get my dingus wet in some wingus. you must be hella desperate to go after goth cooch
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Sep 13, 2014 00:37
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BombiTheZombie posted:you must be hella desperate to go after goth cooch his other plans are the bartenders so i don't know why yr speculating lmao
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Sep 13, 2014 00:41
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That dancer really likes me. I'm gonna drop like fifty in tips tonight brahs.
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Sep 13, 2014 00:41
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I get free shots at this bar actually  and I only ever tip like $2 because I've never had more than a $6 tab my entire drinking career here
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Sep 13, 2014 00:51
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:I get free shots at this bar actually Have you hosed a bartender yet?
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Sep 13, 2014 00:56
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protip: bartenders get paid to get horny idiots to come back to the establishment you got played like a fiddle, son
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Sep 13, 2014 00:57
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Yeah man.. hitting on bartenders is Busch League.
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Sep 13, 2014 00:58
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redshirt posted:That dancer really likes me. I'm gonna drop like fifty in tips tonight brahs. No...it's different... she really likes me 
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Sep 13, 2014 00:58
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Aw yeah the hot bartendress who's wearing like a skinny tank top with the huge rack and she smiles and makes eye contact and even a little joke on your 6th drink. You tip. Oh god do you tip.
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Sep 13, 2014 00:58
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BombiTheZombie posted:protip: bartenders get paid to get horny idiots to come back to the establishment she played you like a harp from hell cuz she's the penguin dude you wanna gently caress the penguin gross
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Sep 13, 2014 00:58
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unlimited shrimp posted:she played you like a harp from hell We got a penguin fucker here!
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Sep 13, 2014 00:59
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you got something you wanna say to me? huh? Ill take you both on i swear on my mum
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Sep 13, 2014 01:01
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gently caress, having to slam some coffee because the depressant effects of the moonshine have made me drowsy
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Sep 13, 2014 01:01
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I have a hot bartender story! I used to frequent this bar and one of the tenders was hot. She used to flirt with me and gave me free drinks all the time. Not just occasionally. Literally all the time. I got drunk every night there for six months and I don't think I spent more than fifty dollars total. Anyway she was hot, we would flirt, then I asked her out on a date and she said no. She didn't want to date me. But she kept giving me free drinks. Normally I think bar tender flirting is to get you to spend more money but I wasn't spending money. I am still confused about that girl. e:also, it isn't friday you retard
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Sep 13, 2014 01:07
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This is just where I drink after work to avoid 5 o clock traffic. I started coming here more regularly when I realized I could get like six beers and four shots for under $10. I only started paying the girl attention after we hung out in bars she doesn't work at and inviting me to shows. Apologiess to all the drunk rear end hater ITT
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Sep 13, 2014 01:09
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fishing for tips probably, she aint paying for the drinks and all the tips go right in her pocket never assume anyone in the entertainment business is interested in you, cause the yaint
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Sep 13, 2014 01:09
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:This is just where I drink after work to avoid 5 o clock traffic. I started coming here more regularly when I realized I could get like six beers and four shots for under $10. I only started paying the girl attention after we hung out in bars she doesn't work at and inviting me to shows. Apologiess to all the drunk rear end hater ITT go gently caress yourself you townie gently caress
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Sep 13, 2014 01:13
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enjoy your fuckin dad bar
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Sep 13, 2014 01:13
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BombiTheZombie posted:fishing for tips probably, she aint paying for the drinks and all the tips go right in her pocket It's more about the free whiskey, but all these bitter rear end replies that drip with the pang of past experiences are just as good.
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Sep 13, 2014 01:14
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:It's more about the free whiskey, but all these bitter rear end replies that drip with the pang of past experiences are just as good. yeah we're super bitter about getting into some pilled out bartender gooch
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Sep 13, 2014 01:16
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:It's more about the free whiskey, but all these bitter rear end replies that drip with the pang of past experiences are just as good. In my day, the hot bartendress would pay me to drink at her bar.
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Sep 13, 2014 01:17
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I'm sorry man, I thnk moonshine makes me angery
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Sep 13, 2014 01:18
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:It's more about the free whiskey, but all these bitter rear end replies that drip with the pang of past experiences are just as good. sorry if i came off too angry man, you go an have yourself a good time ok *flips u off after you turn to walk away*
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Sep 13, 2014 01:19
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just checked the calendar apparently it is friday, sorry.
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Sep 13, 2014 01:21
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:This is just where I drink after work to avoid 5 o clock traffic. I started coming here more regularly when I realized I could get like six beers and four shots for under $10. I only started paying the girl attention after we hung out in bars she doesn't work at and inviting me to shows. Apologiess to all the drunk rear end hater ITT realtalk, if you really got a chance with her or we, that's cool, but its funnier to assume you don't
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Sep 13, 2014 01:21
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redshit you are way too old to brag about the women you pick up also lol i typed redshit accidentally gonna just leave it there tho no offens ebuddy
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Sep 13, 2014 01:25
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Whoa... Thread calm down time, take a deep breathe and a drink 
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Sep 13, 2014 01:25
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reminds me of when my dad would brag about all the pussy he gets in bars and i'm like dad lol stfu ur old
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Sep 13, 2014 01:26
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