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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

redshit you are way too old to brag about the women you pick up

also lol i typed redshit accidentally gonna just leave it there tho no offens ebuddy

In my day you could get AIDS from a toilet seat.

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Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
how old are you man.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Bruiser posted:

how old are you man.

Old enough to know better but young enough to kick your rear end.

Maybe like Sam Elliot in Roadhouse?

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
just picked up acase of lionshead. 14$ for bottles ooo ya

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine

redshirt posted:

Old enough to know better but young enough to kick your rear end.

Maybe like Sam Elliot in Roadhouse?

hELL FUCKIN YEAH


You and me man.. I'm one of the in shape Double Deuce bouncers that's apart of Swayze's crew

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Bruiser posted:

hELL FUCKIN YEAH


You and me man.. I'm one of the in shape Double Deuce bouncers that's apart of Swayze's crew

Why the gently caress was there so much poo poo going down at the Double Deuce?

Hitler420
Jun 11, 2014

by Ralp
im gonna get drunk in about an hour and troll goonroom , making fun of them for being online on a Friday night :downs:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I'm Patrick Swayze

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Luvcow posted:

I'm Patrick Swayze

Dude. It's the internet and all and everyone lies, but you got to keep it a bit realistic.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

redshirt posted:

Why the gently caress was there so much poo poo going down at the Double Deuce?

limited availability of alcohol, Missouri, and Ben Gazzara.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Mariana Horchata posted:

limited availability of alcohol, Missouri, and Ben Gazzara.

It's been so long since I've seen Roadhouse. Was there a gang or some rival bar or something?

Sax
Mar 30, 2008

I'm your coffee, pal! :coffeepal:
Buying the "smoked maple" version of knob creek was the dumbest loving thing. I am so dumb. :coffeepal:

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Still at bar. Been blazed up w/cute-but-shady former coworker. Will settle for a gyro.

Velvet Elvis
Jul 1, 2007

Dirty Martini, followed by a Grapefruit Cosmopolitan. About to dominate some Wendy's.

2 oz. Deep Eddy Ruby Red
1 oz. Triple Sec
Juice from 1/2 lime

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 689 days!)

Sax posted:

Buying the "smoked maple" version of knob creek was the dumbest loving thing. I am so dumb. :coffeepal:

lol that poo poo is disgusting it's for sorority girls who want to look badass with whiskey shots without actually drinking whiskey

Hitler420
Jun 11, 2014

by Ralp
sounds great for drinking in the morning with waffles or something

sexy mouse
Sep 18, 2008

sexy eye~
sexy nose~
sexy mouse~
don't you know~
bitburger. no it's not a sandwich ;)

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I'm drunk and there's a thing outside in a coupe hours maybe if we make up that long

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
im waiting for my friend to come to drink because I don't drink by myself

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
I HAVE TRANCNDED WHAT IT MEANS TO BE. MY LIMBS HAVE BEEN SUCCUMBED TO PAPAWS MOONSHINE. OOOH LAWDY. MY LIPS DONE TURED BLUE

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010
everyone knows you dont drink hillbilly moonshine, youll be dead within the hour

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
RIGHT BOOT


FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PORKINS











RIGHT BOOOT

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Bruiser posted:

I HAVE TRANCNDED WHAT IT MEANS TO BE. MY LIMBS HAVE BEEN SUCCUMBED TO PAPAWS MOONSHINE. OOOH LAWDY. MY LIPS DONE TURED BLUE

Bruiser's in Heaven now, god bless.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
moonshine is p good, if you age it in charred ok barrels you get bourbon

Palinka is in the same area but loving terrible, basically Hungarians put fruit in water and just leave it till thers spontaneous fermentation and holy poo poo it tastes like kerosene

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


I had 2 beers before a hockey game then had 3 there and am now on my second post-game beer. Go hockey. Go beer.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Pleads posted:

I had 2 beers before a hockey game then had 3 there and am now on my second post-game beer. Go hockey. Go beer.

:canada:

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
EY YO i'm in this goon room thing.. no one is really doing anything.. like... i thought there were going to be shots?

Hitler420
Jun 11, 2014

by Ralp

Bruiser posted:

EY YO i'm in this goon room thing.. no one is really doing anything.. like... i thought there were going to be shots?

im not drunk enough yet to really handle a chat room, so im jurst lurking atm

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
ALRIGHT WHO HERE HITLERS

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010
some weed er dqay.

Sax
Mar 30, 2008

I'm your coffee, pal! :coffeepal:

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

lol that poo poo is disgusting it's for sorority girls who want to look badass with whiskey shots without actually drinking whiskey

yuuuuup. I thought it was gonna be like, hints of maple, not one part ethanol, one part sugar.

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010
oh poo poo wrong tthreat

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010
who fuking cares. we getiing hosed up

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
hey guys i need help

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010
too late now, the hillbilly curse is on you

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Bruiser posted:

hey guys i need help

What kind of help?

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT GUYS

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Bruiser posted:

THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT GUYS

FOCUS ON MY VOICE

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
WE ARE ON A COOL BLUE ISLAND

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Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Over There posted:

im waiting for my friend to come to drink because I don't drink by myself

You're with friends now, friend.

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