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We survived another work week. Or maybe you didn't and you're now some fuckin non corporeal being or what the gently caress ever, but anyway, get drunk and post what you're drinking. I'm currently drinking some Moonshine and Sprite Zero. This evening, I plan to poo poo post on the internet, and try probably touch my wife's titty while she tries to grade papers.
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Sep 12, 2014 23:08
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I'm not a puss puss and like the taste of liquor, but this moonshine mixes so well with.. anything.. it's tasteless. Also, the local news is doing a piece on the rising cost of milk, and they've got this poor girl doing a remote at a local dairy, and she's looking uncomfortable as f next to the automatic milking machine as it just chugs away inches from her face.
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Sep 12, 2014 23:13
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Goddamn if these vegetables would ever get finished, I could fire up the loving grill and start to cook
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Sep 12, 2014 23:18
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Ratjaculation posted:me irl to op: 
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Sep 12, 2014 23:22
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Stoic Commie posted:what? i have to work tomorrow No problem. Chew up half a mexican diet pill and a Centrum Men's multivitan... wash it down with some black coffee and smoke a Newport 100 right before work.. you'll be good to go my man.
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Sep 12, 2014 23:23
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Business Gorillas posted:gonna hit the road in half a hour, drive across the state, then drink some PBR like the good lord intended Forever and ever, amen
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Sep 12, 2014 23:26
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Moola posted:would I don/t know man.. I'm thinking right now, you know? like the face is busted but man... I think she's nice
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Sep 12, 2014 23:27
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Moola posted:I dunno what it is, but real talk yup. like she really loving takes her time you know? She's not in a rush. Takes her bra off and plays with her nipples while she whispers in your ear.
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Sep 12, 2014 23:30
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But it's dark and you're drunk and kind of high and just in there
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Sep 12, 2014 23:31
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BluPotato posted:Drinking some cheap polish vodka to forget the horrors of the week. Right there with you, man. Cheers. This week was loving brutal. No poo poo, there was a legitimate moment when everyone thought this woman was going to shoot up the office.
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Sep 12, 2014 23:32
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Don't know if I should feel bad about getting a little sloppy on my lonesome while the Mrs. does whatever thing she's working on. Part of me feels lovely saying, "Man, I'd like to get hammered and hang out on the internet."
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Sep 12, 2014 23:54
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Hooooooo poo poo boyeeeee PaPaw's shine done gone me twitterpated.
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Sep 13, 2014 00:21
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unlimited shrimp posted:those aint words EYE TELL YOO WHUT
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Sep 13, 2014 00:25
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Yeah man.. hitting on bartenders is Busch League.
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Sep 13, 2014 00:58
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gently caress, having to slam some coffee because the depressant effects of the moonshine have made me drowsy
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Sep 13, 2014 01:01
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:This is just where I drink after work to avoid 5 o clock traffic. I started coming here more regularly when I realized I could get like six beers and four shots for under $10. I only started paying the girl attention after we hung out in bars she doesn't work at and inviting me to shows. Apologiess to all the drunk rear end hater ITT go gently caress yourself you townie gently caress
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Sep 13, 2014 01:13
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enjoy your fuckin dad bar
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Sep 13, 2014 01:13
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:It's more about the free whiskey, but all these bitter rear end replies that drip with the pang of past experiences are just as good. yeah we're super bitter about getting into some pilled out bartender gooch
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Sep 13, 2014 01:16
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I'm sorry man, I thnk moonshine makes me angery
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Sep 13, 2014 01:18
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how old are you man.
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Sep 13, 2014 01:27
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redshirt posted:Old enough to know better but young enough to kick your rear end. hELL FUCKIN YEAH You and me man.. I'm one of the in shape Double Deuce bouncers that's apart of Swayze's crew
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Sep 13, 2014 01:35
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I HAVE TRANCNDED WHAT IT MEANS TO BE. MY LIMBS HAVE BEEN SUCCUMBED TO PAPAWS MOONSHINE. OOOH LAWDY. MY LIPS DONE TURED BLUE
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Sep 13, 2014 03:06
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RIGHT BOOT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PORKINS RIGHT BOOOT
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Sep 13, 2014 03:07
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EY YO i'm in this goon room thing.. no one is really doing anything.. like... i thought there were going to be shots?
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Sep 13, 2014 03:23
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ALRIGHT WHO HERE HITLERS
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Sep 13, 2014 03:26
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hey guys i need help
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Sep 13, 2014 03:42
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THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT GUYS
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Sep 13, 2014 03:42
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my friends. i am here. i am aware. hello. i am fully functional. i can functulate.
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Sep 13, 2014 04:46
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Zippy the Bummer posted:bruiser what did you grill Steaks and about 3 Zucinni
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Sep 13, 2014 05:14
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I'M ABOUT TO SNORT SOME UPPERS HANG ON
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Sep 13, 2014 05:47
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holy gently caress
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Sep 13, 2014 05:52
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verbal enema posted:is ur wife stupid is that why she has to try to grade papers as opposed to actually grading papers Listen to me you loving anime weeab loving piece of poo poo.. you loving type two diabetes gently caress. I long for the day you're loving cremated while you're mother and stepfather look on in disappointed derision
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Sep 13, 2014 05:55
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verbal enema posted:is ur wife stupid is that why she has to try to grade papers as opposed to actually grading papers You con-caved chest piece of human excrement. I hope you get a panic attack in stairwell F in the Boston convention center while you ponder what could have been with that the booth babe at the StarCitizen meat N Greet at the Apple'Bees by the airport
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Sep 13, 2014 06:00
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h a oh yeah ha yeah yeah ha oh yea woo yeah eee yeah
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Sep 13, 2014 08:17
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Sexgun Rasputin posted:i'll sing nutshell right now gently caress you APPRANTLY SOME ASAIN KID PLAYING A COMPUTER GAME
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Sep 13, 2014 08:21
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i wanna gently caress a fat chick from reddit
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Sep 13, 2014 08:32
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i just want to stick my dick between thos saggy asss breasts and gently caress blastone off gently caress i wantto chat a chick from reddit whos fat come one boyasfpwnrgerpng
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Sep 13, 2014 08:33
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I don't think I'm drinking tonight.
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Sep 19, 2014 19:42
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WELL poo poo. I DONE hosed UP AND STARTED DRINKIN'. Wife and I walked down to the bar. She had a few glasses of wine; I had 4 double vodka+sodas. Back at the house now. Drinking Moonshine + Water + 5 squeezes of Mio energy flavor poo poo.
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