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The Ranger on April 28, 2005 posted:The phrase "vapid oval office" is used incredibly frequently in GBS to describe non-goon individuals who are featured in goon-written stories. mrkillboy on June 23, 2005 posted:katherine.jpg: DevOhm on July 1, 2008 posted:None of the above links work, but a quick google turns up an image that I uploaded to Waffleimages for kicks. Doodles on February 12, 2004 posted:[Where be the milk up this piece, son? is an] Ancient catchphrase based on one goon's experience with having his wigger brother's wigger friends show up en masse one day. According to the goon, one of the wiggers stuck his head in the fridge, pulled it back out and uttered the phrase. Occasionally brought up in other threads involving wiggers, though it's fallen by the wayside nowadays.
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And God said, "Where be the milk up this piece, son?" and there was milk.
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Sep 12, 2014 23:52
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Where be the milk up this piece, son?
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Sep 12, 2014 23:52
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agreed OP
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2030
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now i am curious about katherine2.jpg
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Sep 13, 2014 00:13
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Yo where be the Katherine2.jpg up in this piece son?
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I once got banned for a "low content SAclopedia entry" while I was a mod loving lol
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SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:I once got banned for a "low content SAclopedia entry" lol
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we sure love fyad's sloppy seconds here in gbs
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Lowtax on February 12, 2004 posted:Posters often awarded other posters in the form of golden manbabies for particularly amusing threads. They would write "you sir get five golden manbabies!" which meant that they really liked their post (since the "five" referred to the best rating you could give a thread, and a golden manbaby was naturally better than a regular manbaby). Yes, it's very stupid. ColdPie on December 29, 2006 posted:A lot of goons seem to believe that 4chan is composed entirely of 13-year-old internet nerds who jerk it non-stop to hentai. While these people do make up a portion of the userbase, in truth, most visitors of 4chan are around the same age group as the visitors to the Something Awful Forums. GE Cafe on January 18, 2005 posted:The Slutboat is a vessel created by FABULOUS forums contributer Niser (sometimes jokingly refered to as "Miser"). The Slutboat is responsible for carrying all of us to pleasuretown in a wave of euphoria and gay sex. There's a goat in every cabin and you'll make many new friends.
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It exists so future generations of goons can learn about the legend of metis and the girls with the golden cup
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Sep 13, 2014 00:39
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can you find the entry I got banned for, thx
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Sep 13, 2014 00:40
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poo poo, let's bring back "vapid oval office".
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quote:Hey, hijack that Taxi.
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i remember gbs 1.0 i never want to go back
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Jon Joe posted:Where be the milk up this piece, son?
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Nameless_Steve posted:poo poo, let's bring back "vapid oval office". all of the embarrassing old stuff from when sa was actually relevant lives on through reddit. you can find plenty of "vapid cunts" there
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Nameless_Steve posted:poo poo, let's bring back "vapid oval office". no gently caress off you vapid oval office
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i looked up plape on saclopedia once
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i hear her crying down path get off internet
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ive always wondered what that emote with the girl showing her boobs is about...
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Moola posted:ive always wondered what that emote with the girl showing her boobs is about... ummmm its a girl flashing her knockers? thats what its about jeez do i have to explane everything to you?!
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Where be the milk up this piece, son?
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lol knockers
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I remember working in a call centre back in '03 on the graveyard shift reading about guys like Bigpeeler thinking that they were the cats pajamas and I was the bee's knees.
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Scorpion Scorpion is a white trash graphic design hack who defrauds his clients by exaggerating his hours. He admitted to it in a FYAD thread recently and forums poster Rorschach left a message on the machine of a potential client of his telling him that he's a known liar and cheat. Rorschach also gave them the names of two more talented graphic designers that would do the work for far less than Scorpion was charging. He hasn't posted in the thread since and has frantically edited out all his posts admitting that he defrauds his clients. Posted by Scorpion on February 24, 2005 In actuality Scorpion makes around $40,000 a year and lives semi-comfortably in the Orange County area. He does not scam his clients. It is assumed that the white trash rumor came from the nature of the photo he posted of himself – which in actuality was taken in Canada, not in his sunny Southern California home of Irvine. The FYAD thread posts made by Scorpion were made to excite FYAD fourm posters. Scorpion enters gimmick-mode once in thread. Outside of FYAD he regularly posts in Games, GBS, SH&SC, and D&D Posted by geombear on August 16, 2005 he also talks in the third person for some strange reason and flames like hocus Posted by Clem Laffopolis P.I on February 3, 2006 As of Feburary 3 2006 he is still a fag. Posted by Scorpion on March 10, 2006 Scorpion has always been straight, and since FYAD is so interested in his earnings, they will be glad to know that as of March 21st, 2006, he will be earning $64,300 a year. Posted by pantsfish on March 11, 2006 The humanitarian that he is, Scorpion has decided to donate almost all of his annual $64,300 to a local fat camp. He was quoted to say "it obviously didn't work for me, so I'm giving them the facilities to do a better job." Along with a small stipend in McDonald's gift cards, his only other request for the donation was unlimited access to the camp's computer lab, where he can aggressively defend his Internet reputation when not designing ugly fliers for the local chili cookoff. Posted by Prodigal Sun on April 13, 2006 Scorpion is an internationally renowned longstanding FYAD poster whose occupation pays well over $100,000 a year (excluding benefits) and consists of checking the SAclopedia nightly for any updates to his own personal SAclopedia entry and concocting witty rebuttals. If at any given time Scorpion is found to not be actively monitoring his SAclopedia entry, please report the information to radium so that he may take advantage of the extra available bandwidth. Posted by LambChowder on April 17, 2006 Ugly yet narcissist, 20 something, bitterly insecure, die hard conservative who prides himself on a pseudo-career he only has through the grace of his father. Posted by Scorpion on April 17, 2006 FYAD doesn't know that most of what I post in FYAD is complete and utter bullshit. Posted by CaptainWinky on April 17, 2006 Scorpion doesn't know that he is an epic human being regardless of which forum he has decided to pollute on any particular day. Posted by pantsfish on April 21, 2006 Scorpion doesn't know the meaning of the word "backpedaling" because "pedaling" infers a bike might be involved and the only bikes Scorpion likes are the ones that use the chain to fire a mechanism that fires cupcakes into his neckbeard for later consumption Posted by rigamarock on April 21, 2006 FYAD knows that most of what Scorpion posts in any forum is complete and utter bullshit. Posted by maxnmona on April 25, 2006 I don't know anything about Scorpion but this is clearly the place to be in the SAclopedia. Posted by Yzzerdd on April 28, 2006 Scorpion was featured in this edition of Daily Dirt http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3747 Posted by Scorpion on May 4, 2006 I am a millionare and gently caress supermodels Posted by Scorpion on May 4, 2006 My posts in this entry were made solely to prevent the libel of the previous entries. I can make an accuate entry if that is needed. Posted by Grinded-Nig on May 5, 2006 Scorpion supports the euthenization of homosexuals as well as the handicapped. Also he likes boys. Posted by McPaine on May 5, 2006 I will attempt to remain completely unbiased in this entry, despite any personal feelings I may have towards Scorpion. Most of the up-to-date information regarding Scorpion can be found in this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...40&pagenumber=1 The thread was started when Scorpion posted an E/N thread in FYAD detailing an encounter he had with a young woman. He commented on how he had conversed with a woman who had made overtures towards him, but he had failed to get her phone number to continue to get to know her. What followed was a common reaction whenever Scorpion chooses to post in FYAD, filled with off-the-cuff insults and inquiries into his sexual orientation. Scorpion proceeded to put on a visage of nonchalance in regards to the flaming, continuing with his long-held tradition of claiming any posts he makes in FYAD are solely an attempt to rile up the posters there. As information was dredged up from Scorpion's past* and the flames became more and more derisive, Scorpion changed his tactics from appearing apathetic to outright retreat. He proceeded to edit all of his posts to "waffles!", despite the fact that he is quoted within 3 lines of every one of his postings by another forum member, rendering any attempt at censorship moot. There was also a link posted to his personal journal (http://proteus8898.livejournal.com) that was taken down by Scorpion soon after the link was posted. This was interspersed with his various postings in the space above, which he also appears to be distancing himself from. All of the editing and subsequent posts under his SAlopedia entries are a direct result of his fear that Pantsfish would follow through with his threat to report him for abusing SAclopedia. Scorpion failed to realize that the poster in question has no ability to flag posts at all, adding to the overall spectacle of the meltdown. *This information includes his quote that homosexual babies, like fetuses with Down Syndrome and other genetic disorders, should be allowed to be aborted before birth as genetic profiling becomes more exact and prevalent. It also includes the oft posted picture of a moderately overweight individual (http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir...h~Scorpion2.jpg) that is commonly help to be Scorpion, and information regarding less than ethical practices involving his business. Posted by Marxux on May 5, 2006 Here's a nice little quote from Scorpion that sums him up as a person: I'll say this: If I was bullied like that, and had access to the guns I have here now, I would loving blow thier heads off. Of course, I would be smart and use my M4 Suppressed with a scope and do it from about a mile away. I was bullied, but durring that time I grew 7 inches and gained 50lbs. The next time I was bullied, I threw a guy into a river (it was a slow-moving one). No one messed with me ever again. Posted by Scorpion on May 13, 2006 I can confirm that my posts and comments in FYAD are in no way indicative of my behavior or beliefs in the rest of the forums or in real life. Posted by Indian War Chief on June 6, 2006 As of this writing, Scorpion has posted six updates to the SAclopedia entry about himself. Posted by Casao on June 25, 2006 A thread was posted in GBS asking the question "At what point does a poster become truly hated?", and used Scorpion as the main example. http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=1926824 -- Scorpion was also featured in the anti-SA webcomic, Rape in the 21st Century - http://awfulsomething.blogspot.com/...s-scorpion.html Posted by P-Funk on March 8, 2007 Changed his name and avatar out of shame. Now known as Gaius Baltar. http://forums.somethingawful.com/me...fo&userid=13770 Posted by Gaius Baltar on March 29, 2007 Yeah, because changing my name and avatar completely masks my identity! Nevermind that friend lists, ignore lists, and previous posts are updated with the new name. If I wanted to hide I'd create a new account. Posted by Bier Beware on April 16, 2007 Was the inspiration for the hilarious character of "Fat Bastard" in Mike Meyer's hysterical "Austin Powers" movies. Posted by Sewer Adventure on March 30, 2008 Also published a hilarious "portfolio" which later turned out to be mostly Office clip art [1] [1] http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=2811146 Posted by Prodigal Sun on March 31, 2008 Wes Butan has since changed his moniker from the enigmatically magnanimous "Gaius Baltar" back to the tragically quagmired "Scorpion." Whether he did this as an act of backpedal panic shortly after it was made common knowledge via the SAclopedia is anyone's guess, although the answer is yes. Posted by Scorpion on November 23, 2008 Myth: As a Graphic Designer, Scorpion overcharged clients for services. Truth: I charged for services based on the budget and locale of my clients. During the real-estate boom, I charged agents and mortgage brokers more, and those just starting a business less. Most of the clients were in Newport Beach and Irvine, CA, the going rate for designers in the area at the time of all of FYAD’s internet detective work (2002) was around $100-$150 per hour. ----------------------------- Myth: As a Graphic Designer, Scorpion used free clipart when designing. Truth: From 2001-2002 I utilized a several sets of clip art books. This was my first Graphic Design job that wasn’t strictly boring web stuff (Intel). It was a copy shop and I worked in the back office doing design and running a HP2800. I was paid $13 per hour, and was supplied these books to show customers. At times I would recolor or modify the artwork. Never were the customers unaware that this was pre-made art. I did not care much for this job but it was the only design work I was doing, so in the 2002 Portfolio (the one leaked on Something Awful), there were a few items that indeed contained clipart and college work. ----------------------------- Myth: The leaked portfolio and photo of Scorpion is recent and indicative of his current abilities/attitudes. Truth: The leaked portfolio (the one with the blue background, clipart, school work, ‘guru’) is from 2002 and not representative of my previous design work in 2008. ----------------------------- Myth: Scorpion seriously tried to convince people he makes six figures per year. Truth: If I made 6 figures I certainly wouldn’t be driving a 350Z and living in a 1-bedroom apartment. I made this assertion in FYAD to rile up trolls, which was amusing at the time. ----------------------------- Myth: Scorpion once pushed a bully into a creek when in 6th grade. Truth: Yes, I described this creek as a ‘slow moving river’. I had a fight with a kid while in middle school. Hilarious. ----------------------------- Posted by Scorpion on November 23, 2008 I don't care at all if FYAD makes fun of my 2002 portfolio or other threads, but when they start trolling in serious threads in other forums it's pretty pathetic. Posted by RBC on March 5, 2009 SCORPION WINS FATALITY
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illestG posted:Where be the milk up this piece, son? 
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1730
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im just bummed that none of my old banned accts have saclopenis entrees
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this thread is an overflowing toilet on fire.
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an innocent time http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=120580
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i wonder who deleted user was
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also quote:Close, it was my sister, and the fucker was trying to eat MY loving LUCKY CHARMS. poo poo stain was going through the fridge for some cold white milky goodness, and asked me the now famous like "Where be the milk up in this piece, son?" Then I took his little white rear end and tossed him out of my house. I posted the original tale in the Wigger Story thread a while back. UPDATE IT
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poo poo man, I have to try and sleep after looking at that loving thing. Bat boy has really let himself go.
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SAclopedia is really useful because sometimes y'all spouting goon gibberish and I have to look up the lingo.
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