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let's make a pizza!
crust
sauce
cheese
pepperoni
sausage
hamburger? why?
no, no pineapple
or ham
stinky little fishes? No Thanks
vegetables can be found at the salad bar
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Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
pizza snype pizza bitches

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Sounds like some cafeteria school pizza poo poo, man.


Where's the pineapple?

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Spanish Manlove posted:

i thought it'd be regular pizza, just with bruised and beaten black olives

Nah, it's a pizza that's been shot a bunch of times.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Like english muffin, spaghetti sauce, american cheeze slice, toaster oven.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



ketchup, american cheese, hotdogs and pineapple

the best, most american pizza

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010

gggiiimmmppp posted:

ketchup, american cheese, hotdogs and pineapple

the best, most american pizza

american cheese looks like blocks of melted yellow plastic, im sorry

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
Stay safe poverty ghost

OP you shoulda included a picture, it sounds like crappy pizza but I want a picture. Provel on pizza feels pretty insulting, im insulted on your behalf.
Here is my local pizza.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Cyberball 2072 posted:

Stay safe poverty ghost

OP you shoulda included a picture, it sounds like crappy pizza but I want a picture. Provel on pizza feels pretty insulting, im insulted on your behalf.
Here is my local pizza.

Is that St. Louis pizza or normal pizza? It looks like normal pizza.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


redshirt posted:

Is that St. Louis pizza or normal pizza? It looks like normal pizza.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

redshirt posted:

Is that St. Louis pizza or normal pizza? It looks like normal pizza.

you can tell it is normal pizza because the crust exists in three dimensions.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

VikingSkull posted:

if you're eating pizza outside of a 100 mile radius around NYC you're a bad person

lolling at the idea that only a bunch of retards who love to pay thousands of dollars to live in a tiny room are the only ones capable of putting cheese and sauce on top of bread

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
this is spooky pissa just in time for HELLOWEEN

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Rando posted:

you may as well just hop over to Willy Wonka's pad and have a candy coated pizza you freak.

wuts a candy coated pizza? that sounds good

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

:barf:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Can you post a good pic of St. Louis pizza?

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Ka0 posted:

deep dish or bust

Hows it feel to be disgusting and wrong

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Xaris posted:

wuts a candy coated pizza? that sounds good

the damn Ruskis are back
Jan 25, 2006

And blew, Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came!
Duh it's the rule that the further west u go the worse the Za gets.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

redshirt posted:

Can you post a good pic of St. Louis pizza?

not the best photo, but faraci's in west county does it best

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

redshirt posted:

Can you post a good pic of St. Louis pizza?

There is no such thing as a good picture of a St. Louis style pizza. The picture above is as good as any has ever looked.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

LifeSizePotato posted:

not the best photo, but faraci's in west county does it best



Hmmm, intriguing. Looks pretty good actually.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
I still have the last slice of a Chicago deep dish in my fridge. That poo poo is weaponized laziness in pizza form. It's physically impossible to do anything productive for an entire day after eating one.

Next time someone visits me and wants one I'm forcing them to promise to take the leftovers with them.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
St Louis style isn't good pizza but it's also kinda the best pizza ever when you're having a party and everyone is drunk as gently caress

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Good Citizen posted:

St Louis style isn't good pizza but it's also kinda the best pizza ever when you're having a party and everyone is drunk as gently caress
pizza goggles

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Good Citizen posted:

St Louis style isn't good pizza but it's also kinda the best pizza ever when you're having a party and everyone is drunk as gently caress

people who can't appreciate stl pizza are like foodie snobs who only eat grilled cheese if it's made on artisan fresh-baked crusty bread with 3 imported cheeses and truffle oil. get over yourself.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
why do people argue over pizza types.....DANG BRO its just a slice o pissa why ya gota be all up on a pissa high horse

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
it looks like cheap cheese, and sauce melted on a cracker

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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JakeP posted:

it looks like cheap cheese, and sauce melted on a cracker

thats the secret.......

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
waking up on drunk on the couch at 4:30 am and destroying one last square of that cracker bullshit coated with fake rear end provel cheese and cheap pepperonis before stumbling into your actual bed confirmed best feeling on earth

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

redshirt posted:

Hmmm, intriguing. Looks pretty good actually.

Does it?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
*picks up a pissa a starts spinning it on finger, real fast like a basketball but its a pissa, then tosses the spinning pissa into this thread, decapitating all the posters because the pissa edges are razor sharp. except in stead of decapitating the OP it slicing his penis of

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010
In certain parts of America, pizza is coloquially known as a "pie" or a "za"

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
:twisted:

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

best pizza pronunciation is the central american "peeksa"

washed down with a cold glass of "peksi"

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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pza


za


a

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

BombiTheZombie posted:

In certain parts of America, pizza is coloquially known as a "pie" or a "za"

In certain parts of the country it is okay to gently caress your sister so your point is?

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
MY CITIES GARBAGE IS BETTER THAN YOUR CITIES GARBAGE

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

a starwar betamax posted:

in stead of decapitating the OP it slicing his penis of

some fucker in St. Louis will just throw it on a pizza.

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Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax

lol poor spotted

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