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Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
Good stuff in here. Here's Cary Ann Hearst


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1XMhdAGDgc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCTvpHkQLKw

Slush Garbo fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Sep 17, 2014

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LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

good country-ish song by a monkee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_pu6V6_BEA

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
has anyone said Uruguay yet

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFZc4ax4tJs

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
I only like old school country songs about drinking and misery

SING IT like an old hound dog george you redneck gently caress

i guess im payin for the things i have dooohooooone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP0oQCh_teg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4ujMvABhkE

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Drunk & Ugly posted:

I only like old school country songs about drinking and misery

a little less misery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKD_o4gbcSE

also somehow this is the first willie in this thread ??????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_zPbsDViQY

also waylon since no one has posted waylon wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ31JD51wXQ

Sheng-Ji Yang fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Sep 17, 2014

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
This is going to sound 100% idiotic, but the soundtrack to Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story is really, really good. As is the movie it came from.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Crow Jane posted:

This is going to sound 100% idiotic, but the soundtrack to Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story is really, really good. As is the movie it came from.

The reason I tried that Tammy Wynette song in the OP was because I liked Lurlene Lumpkin's voice in The Simpsons

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96hwaRPMVe8 i like how the backup singer just wanders in occasionally to sing in this one
not awkward at all

alt country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is83WB7Ue1Y

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

E1M1 posted:

has anyone said Uruguay yet

finland

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oIE95Ro9Ms

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


this is my little brother.

https://soundcloud.com/erhoov/restless-heart

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
cowboy ballads, the original gangsta rap :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfc7otn7ZoY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zBzZJd-nfw


also bluegrass is neat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQIJuu3N5EY

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Well sheeeittt you'd better go on and call pawpaw on the phone, cuz we're gonna need a bigger truck to haul away all this sweet fine humble music up in here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUH0Szy2LNU

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

EmmyOk posted:

The reason I tried that Tammy Wynette song in the OP was because I liked Lurlene Lumpkin's voice in The Simpsons

lmao I love this kid

Butthead
May 31, 2011
I read the thread title as "GBS' Favre Country." I'm extremely disappointed and would like to push this thread in that direction.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Butthead posted:

I read the thread title as "GBS' Favre Country." I'm extremely disappointed and would like to push this thread in that direction.



Favre is a QILF no doubt

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
But Farve warnt no singin quarterback, that honor goes to Terry Bradshaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfw8acB7TVk

Butthead
May 31, 2011

whoflungpoop posted:

But Farve warnt no singin quarterback, that honor goes to Terry Bradshaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_yfw8acB7TVk

You are mistaken, sir.

http://youtu.be/u_mi8R0FscE

Butthead fucked around with this message at 11:55 on Sep 17, 2014

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Lucinda Williams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cckroKLPsqg

Heather Myles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIifehDblHE

Has anyone posted any Dwight Yoakum yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4foq4HcQdpg

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
How about some Clyde and Clem's Whiskey Business?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ypsfocCqgA

If you live in Austin and haven't seen them live you loving suck.

Here's some more.

https://www.youtube.com/user/ClydeandClem

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Good song if you are happy with bein' an alcoholic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqSvqOaglbk

Good song in general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geNhRaiZG_k

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGPX0bIB8rA

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4sqishGuYw

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Hell yeah, you can never go wrong with Flatt and Scruggs.

Also, I haven't checked, but we need some prison songs in here to be a real country thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZPToXstS8M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxQbvSjQy9A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAOVRkSCWmg

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
the smell of weakness gets my hammer nailin :unsmigghh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cj2EzmyRmw

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
If we're going to do novelty country, can't leave out John Trubee's A Blind Man's Penis, aka the Peace and Love Song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vFFewvHwEY

John Trubee was a convenience store clerk and punk musician who saw an ad in the back of a magazine for an outfit in Nashville that would take any lyrics you sent and record them being sung and played by a "professional country and western artist", ie, a bored session hack named Ramsey Kearney. They charged you $79.95 for this and sent you back a flexi-disk acetate of your masterpiece. Trubee banged out a set of lyrics titled "Stevie Wonder's Penis" and mailed it off, fully expecting to get his check back with an indignant refusal to record such filth. Instead, six weeks later this masterpiece showed up. The only change the company made was to substitute "a blind man" for "Stevie Wonder".

Trubee later got a record deal with Enigma by threatening to kill himself if they didn't sign him. :v:

Edit: Ramsey Kearney has a website. It looks exactly as you'd expect. http://www.ramseykearney.com/

bonestructure fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Sep 18, 2014

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

whoflungpoop posted:

But Farve warnt no singin quarterback, that honor goes to Terry Bradshaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfw8acB7TVk

Good Lord, did that man ever have hair?

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

whoflungpoop posted:

Favre is a QILF no doubt
sure, if you like small dicks

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Y-Hat posted:

sure, if you like small dicks

well i do

... sweetie ;-*

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


george hamilton iv died

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sERF2EcfC8U

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

I used to listen to this on my grandparent's record player in Abilene TX back when I was a little kid

RIP George

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
George Strait is Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxrqiU1120

"Straight Tequila Night" is every night for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyGU4nzhirI

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
:stwoon:george strait's voice :allears:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xLIqjoZMwM

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

whoflungpoop posted:

:stwoon:george strait's voice :allears:

I'll be honest, I didn't like him when he first came on the scene (I was a huge Don Williams fan at the time), but I have since seen the error of my ways.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Gay Factory Worker from the South
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aof5GlNZy7Y

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


bocephus may have poo poo politics nowadays but had some great songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2V4UUjYBsA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd0TGfZSACI

whoflungpoop posted:

:stwoon:george strait's voice :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2DBxF_ncQU

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


pls dont die thread i like listening to country youtubes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQGjkBuMGAU

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



im going to see billy joe next weekend :D

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Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


shotgun motherfuckin' willie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVnBHPRQG54

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