A goon poetry slam is a competition at which goon poets copy/paste or post original poems. These posts are then judged on a numeric scale by other goon posters. Maybe you're a poet and you didn't even know it. *If you're going to judge a poem don't forget to read the poems out loud. There's a dramatic effect when read out loud* PixieDreamGirl fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Sep 13, 2014 |
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Sep 13, 2014 02:30
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made me feel 8/10
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Sep 13, 2014 02:32
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8/10 That really speaks to me, the little girl to me interprets an idealistic and naive thought. We all have our own impractical and unrealistic ideas, that's what that's saying to me. Very nice.
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Sep 13, 2014 02:35
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One night alone in the forums, a goon slowly wept While a poster, savoring its cries, jerked itself along and slowly crept Lowtax danced amongst the goons, his steps did not make a sound For he knew the fate that awaited him, if his steps should break the ground The musty smell of goons permeated the air and it was cold between the forums Ferociously, dirty nails clawed at the keyboard as a fedora tipped with rage PixieDreamGirl fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Sep 13, 2014 |
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Sep 13, 2014 02:35
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im gay
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Sep 13, 2014 02:36
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*farts the entirety of bethovens midnight sonata without pause*
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Sep 13, 2014 02:37
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Outside the Light so BRIGHT unlike this dank basement, dwelling and post lair where I tarry and live like a playa on the web, it's an end deception is the spider's greatest tool. fool.
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Sep 13, 2014 02:39
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this is a poem they call this a haiku but who gives a poo poo dude
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Sep 13, 2014 02:41
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BombiTheZombie posted:*farts the entirety of bethovens midnight sonata without pause* cryi ng
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Sep 13, 2014 02:41
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I hate hipsters
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Sep 13, 2014 02:43
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posting in gbs on a friday night no time for loving bitches, i'm a goon alright? came to this thread with one thing to say *leans in real close and whispers* i'm gay
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Sep 13, 2014 02:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRFOTqTicvY
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Sep 13, 2014 02:46
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you know that feeling when your butthole itches so no matter how hard you scratch it is insatiable that is this thread and that is op
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Sep 13, 2014 02:47
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kazr posted:posting in gbs on a friday night *snaps
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Sep 13, 2014 02:47
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Darth123123 posted:I hate hipsters In order to enjoy poetry, you must approach it with a positive attitude. Try channeling that negative energy into a poem.
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Sep 13, 2014 02:48
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TheRatboyGenius posted:In order to enjoy poetry, you must approach it with a positive attitude. Try channeling that negative energy into a poem. i love people who aren't hipsters.
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Sep 13, 2014 02:51
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TheRatboyGenius posted:In order to enjoy poetry, you must approach it with a positive attitude. Try channeling that negative energy into a poem. I've yet to see any poetry from you r unwashed unemployed yellow stained mouth/body
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Sep 13, 2014 02:51
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Darth123123 posted:I've yet to see any poetry from you r unwashed unemployed yellow stained mouth/body I love the direction that went for, it's like a rap battle meets poetry. 6/10 for your efforts 
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Sep 13, 2014 03:04
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Ah yes, because everyone thinks they have something to say that people need to hear.
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Sep 13, 2014 03:08
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The Forums Are Down! The Forums Are Down! I'll kill my famil The Forums Are Down!
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Sep 13, 2014 03:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pf2-UY1Vho
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Sep 13, 2014 03:11
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There once was a series of tubes, connected to various rubes. Contrary to lore not invented by Gore, and used mostly for looking at boobs.
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Sep 13, 2014 03:14
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why are you always standing in doorways what is the point of that? then you look at me like I'm the rear end in a top hat typical loving cat
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Sep 13, 2014 03:19
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Novo posted:There once was a series of tubes, 9/10 How about some freestyle? Slam. Whale. Slam. Fail. Goons???? Goons! Fighting hating hiding from themselves? From darkest crevices they crawl to post and scrawl their jokes on gray walls the color of their souls. i am gay.
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Sep 13, 2014 03:20
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Fixed Expression posted:why are you always Pack your things kiddo! You've won an all expense paid trip to reddit.
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Sep 13, 2014 03:24
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Finally the recognition my genius deserves
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Sep 13, 2014 03:28
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Yo you got stairs in yo house Stairs in yo house Robots can't get ya If ya got stairs in yo house
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Sep 13, 2014 03:32
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Luvcow posted:Yo you got stairs in yo house Dope
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Sep 13, 2014 03:32
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Luvcow posted:Yo you got stairs in yo house Word. Claptrap silently weeps.
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Sep 13, 2014 03:33
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Gas thread ban op he makes Bad threads and poo poo posts Mods take away his ten bux
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Sep 13, 2014 03:36
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Broenheim posted:Gas thread ban op he makes How dare you look at me with those Transcat eyes sitting there in your chair with those transfat thighs you tell me that you hate me That you see nothing but my lovely posts and nothing more not even love me take my ten dollars, I've got nothing to lose I am the ratboy genius this post and these forums are only a ruse PixieDreamGirl fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Sep 13, 2014 |
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Sep 13, 2014 03:44
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY9geMjGAbY&t=11s
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Sep 13, 2014 03:54
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TheRatboyGenius posted:How dare you look at me *Snaps
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Sep 13, 2014 03:55
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Bumping this thread on a Friday night goons want me dead not a valeyard in sight Maybe a poetry thread was a little much to ask from you Can I have my ten dollars back? I promise I won't sue.
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Sep 13, 2014 04:24
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TheRatboyGenius posted:How dare you look at me lol
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Sep 13, 2014 04:28
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I never thought I'd be the voice of folks and individuality.
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Sep 13, 2014 04:29
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Look at this photograph Every time I do it makes me laugh How did our eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head? And this is where I grew up I think the present owner fixed it up I never knew we'd ever went without The second floor is hard for sneaking out And this is where I went to school Most of the time had better things to do Criminal record says I broke in twice I must have done it half a dozen times I wonder if it's too late Should I go back and try to graduate? Life's better now than it was back then If I was them I wouldn't let me in Oh, oh, oh Oh, god, I Every memory of looking out the back door I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye. Every memory of walking out the front door I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye. Remember the old arcade Blew every dollar that we ever made The cops hated us hangin' out They say somebody went and burned it down We used to listen to the radio And sing along with every song we know We said someday we'd find out how it feels To sing to more than just the steering wheel Kim's the first girl I kissed I was so nervous that I nearly missed She's had a couple of kids since then I haven't seen her since god knows when Oh, oh, oh Oh, god, I Every memory of looking out the back door I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye. Every memory of walking out the front door I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye. I miss that town I miss the faces You can't erase You can't replace it I miss it now I can't believe it So hard to stay Too hard to leave it If I could I relive those days I know the one thing that would never change Every memory of looking out the back door I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye. Every memory of walking out the front door I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye. Look at this photograph Every time I do it makes me laugh Every time I do it makes me...
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Sep 13, 2014 04:32
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roses are red violets are blue cucked im gay and slam whales too
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Sep 13, 2014 04:39
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