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Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?
SA or 4chan
bitches incels now I'm bored
time to masturbate

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
You can't call it a poetry slam if the poems aren't loud and angry, allow me to remedy that:

YO... gently caress THE MAN!

BOOM BOOM BAM!

YO... gently caress THE MAN!

BOOM BOOM BAM!

YO... gently caress THE MAN!

AND THE HORSE HEADED WOMAN HE RODE ON!

BAM!

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Disconnecticus posted:

SA or 4chan
bitches incels now I'm bored
time to masturbate
Beautiful. 5/10

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Yaldabaoth posted:

You can't call it a poetry slam if the poems aren't loud and angry, allow me to remedy that:

YO... gently caress THE MAN!

BOOM BOOM BAM!

YO... gently caress THE MAN!

BOOM BOOM BAM!

YO... gently caress THE MAN!

AND THE HORSE HEADED WOMAN HE RODE ON!

BAM!

7/10.
gently caress the system
We have our own system
We make our own rules
We don't answer to no one
That's right, we keep it gangsta
We keep it zef

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

crafting an epic effort thread in the gbs
gonna get many 5s, i can tell it'll be the best
those dirty fyad trolls better stay away
add goku to the poll? gently caress it, i'm gay

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
this piece is about 9/11

Slobber on my ding dong,
Slap it with an open hand.
Raise a fist in the air,
Let my anus envelope it.
Suck on my toes but...

DON'T YOU LOOK AT MEEEE!!!

Call me your master,
And I will call you mommy.

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
A man bought a phone full of class,
made of polished metal and glass.
The contracts was cheap, but now on the street
we can tell he gets hosed in the rear end.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most

See what i did dere dat wuz a namedrop
because the circlejerks in the yob dey never stop

it's all about threads see how many you can make
see how many times you can make a post that is fake
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick
if dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
just post some other girls picture, thats the trick

if youre makin effort threads to get the threadviews
sit down right here and ill tell you some news
here in the yob its not about attention
you dont have to do the effort to get some gay affection

It BYOB, BYOB time
Hurf and a Durf, sliding to the Goldmine

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

TheRatboyGenius posted:

I love the direction that went for, it's like a rap battle meets poetry. 6/10 for your efforts :)

Tyvm :)

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010
i'm gay, im gay
i'm gay
i am gay, im gay
gay, so gay

*snaps

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most

See what i did dere dat wuz a namedrop
because the circlejerks in the yob dey never stop

it's all about threads see how many you can make
see how many times you can make a post that is fake
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick
if dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
just post some other girls picture, thats the trick

if youre makin effort threads to get the threadviews
sit down right here and ill tell you some news
here in the yob its not about attention
you dont have to do the effort to get some gay affection

It BYOB, BYOB time
Hurf and a Durf, sliding to the Goldmine
9/10 So far you're the Winrar! Good show, good show. Jolly good show!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Here's a trick
To winning at SA
Don't post

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5wBhPbe0Ew

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
They say a poo poo post
Tells us more about a man
Then an effort post
Ever will

In a poo poo post, you see the soul of the poster
His fears
His hopes
His life

They try hide behind comedy
Deafen us with cries of homosexuality
But ironically
They tell us their story

A poo poo post
Is something awful
It tells us everything

Faaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttt

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


TheRatboyGenius posted:

9/10 So far you're the Winrar! Good show, good show. Jolly good show!

thank you i worked very hard on that poetry

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


i just recorded it into a song, enjoy my fellow goons:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms_S3sd5JzU

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
man moans
Slam bones
posting owns

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

misato is good
maya is better
if an anime girl tried to gently caress me
i'd probably let her

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

homeless snail posted:

misato is good
maya is better
if an anime girl tried to gently caress me
i'd probably let her

:golfclap:ADTRW Award for Anime Excellence:golfclap:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


anime is bad
anime is gay
if you like it youre a fag
and also very gay

BrownJenkin
Aug 27, 2009
Registration
Activation
You've undergone a transformation
Posting privilege
The power's yours
Surely you will be adored!
Your thoughts?
They suck
You're thinking "what the gently caress?"
No respect
No support
No one else is able to appreciate the grace with which you reduce complex issues into perfectly black and white dichotomies then make uninformed statements based on your limited knowledge of the subject at hand
You know you're right
You'll show'em soon
You'll make a name for yourself
As an A+ goon.

*mic drop

BrownJenkin fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Sep 14, 2014

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

BrownJenkin posted:

Registration
Activation
You've undergone a transformation
Posting privilege
The power's yours
Surely you will be adored!
Your thoughts?
They suck
You're thinking "what the gently caress?"
No respect
No support
No one else is able to appreciate the grace with which you reduce complex issues into perfectly black and white dichotomies then make uniformed statements based on your limited knowledge of the subject at hand
You know you're right
You'll show'em soon
You'll make a name for yourself
As an A+ goon.

*mic drop

8.5/10 Man you guys are killing it today. This is amazing.

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Broenheim posted:

They say a poo poo post
Tells us more about a man
Then an effort post
Ever will

In a poo poo post, you see the soul of the poster
His fears
His hopes
His life

They try hide behind comedy
Deafen us with cries of homosexuality
But ironically
They tell us their story

A poo poo post
Is something awful
It tells us everything

Faaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttt
9.5/10 Way better than the last poem, everyone today is exceeding my expectations. I knew we had some poets lurking in the forums.

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joxxuh
May 20, 2011

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most

See what i did dere dat wuz a namedrop
because the circlejerks in the yob dey never stop

it's all about threads see how many you can make
see how many times you can make a post that is fake
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick
if dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
just post some other girls picture, thats the trick

if youre makin effort threads to get the threadviews
sit down right here and ill tell you some news
here in the yob its not about attention
you dont have to do the effort to get some gay affection

It BYOB, BYOB time
Hurf and a Durf, sliding to the Goldmine

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