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I am not a book posted:Hey NonMinnesotailures, how does it feel to know that we make all the best apples and then let you pay us for the privilege of growing them? *entirety of the world laughs behind ur back*
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Baracula posted:*entirety of the world laughs behind ur back*  Oh gosh, that wasn't a very polite thing for me to say huh? I'm sorry, next time you come over let's go to the fish fry down at the VFW and I'll buy you a Premium.
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Sep 14, 2014 18:47
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Once again goons are incapable of eating or talking about food without embarrassing themselves. Hey you guys I ate an apple and then another time I ate an apple from a different country & I liked that more, pretty sure all the food in my country is poisoned.
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Sep 14, 2014 18:51
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I'm honestly surprised that America has apples that aren't bacon flavoured or infused with HFCS or something like literally everything else you eat.
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Sep 14, 2014 18:52
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Once again goons are incapable of eating or talking about food without embarrassing themselves. Hey you guys I ate an apple and then another time I ate an apple from a different country & I liked that more, pretty sure all the food in my country is poisoned. u dam goons!! 
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Sep 14, 2014 18:53
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Quote-Unquote posted:I'm honestly surprised that America has apples that aren't bacon flavoured or infused with HFCS or something like literally everything else you eat. look at the guy jealous of our bacon which has actual flavor
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Sep 14, 2014 18:53
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produce is a good way to get fiber in your diet, which is a good way to make your intestines and emotions feel cool and good
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Sep 14, 2014 18:54
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*pours a gallon of ranch dressing over everything* now it has flavour!
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Sep 14, 2014 18:55
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Ocean Book posted:produce is a good way to get fiber in your diet, which is a good way to make your intestines and emotions feel cool and good coffee is just as good.
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Sep 14, 2014 18:55
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the most correct response to the OP is that most of the American public, in my experience, does not know how to best pick out produce. Be it an apple, cantaloupe , pineapple, or cauliflower, some people are unaware of what to look for at best, and at worst are downright backward in their selection process. The next time you bite into lovely produce, ask yourself "what makes a good X, and do I correctly understand what to look for when selecting a good X?".Quote-Unquote posted:I'm honestly surprised that America has apples that aren't bacon flavoured or infused with HFCS or something like literally everything else you eat. We make apples that taste like grapes . We also make grapes that taste like cotton candy.
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Sep 14, 2014 19:00
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James Hardon posted:I recently tried an apple that was imported from the UK and holy poo poo what have I been missing out on? Can any Britgoons who are knowledgable about agriculture explain why your fruit tastes so much better? I honestly don't think I can ever go back to American apples because all I taste now when biting into one is wet sandpaper. lol if you dont get ur produce directly from california farmers right off the tree
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Sep 14, 2014 19:04
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I am not a book posted:
the idea that ice people could produce flavoursome fruit is laughable
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Sep 14, 2014 19:07
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Kombotron posted:lol if you dont get ur produce directly from california farmers right off the tree all we got that's good now is avocados and some citrus, our farm land is being starved of water so jerry brown can get cheap land for his train.
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Sep 14, 2014 19:09
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Baracula posted:its a shame that retards cant enjoy the majesty of putanesca olives. your cross to bear there is no such thing as this. it appears to be you that is the retard
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Sep 14, 2014 19:15
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RideTheSpiral posted:there is no such thing as this. it appears to be you that is the retard yeah the fruit that nurtured classical civilisation doesnt measure up to the subtle flavours of the big mac *shits self, is moron idiot*
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Sep 14, 2014 19:22
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Baracula posted:yeah the fruit that nurtured classical civilisation doesnt measure up to the subtle flavours of the big mac *shits self, is moron idiot* wtf i obviously know what an olive is
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Sep 14, 2014 19:25
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i got lost in my own epic burn now im confused
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Sep 14, 2014 19:26
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RideTheSpiral posted:i got lost in my own epic burn now im confused your burn was room temp at best
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Sep 14, 2014 19:29
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TOILETLORD posted:don't forget lots of our produce can be up to almost a year old before it gets shipped out, and will sit in refrigerated warehouses. Orange juice is an average of 1 year old before it gets moved from a holding tank and flavored.
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Sep 14, 2014 19:35
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TOILETLORD in idiot cracked reader shocker
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Sep 14, 2014 19:41
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You can totally produce sit in the refrigerator for a year without anything happening to it. You can trust me on this one. I have a lot of experience observing but not ever touching the produce in my moms fridge.
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Sep 14, 2014 19:52
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I also literally cannot comprehend the concept of dry freezing produce. I'm retarded you hear? Reeeeeetahded.
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Sep 14, 2014 19:54
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Olives are gross
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vyst posted:Olives are gross wrong
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Sep 14, 2014 19:58
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vyst posted:Olives are gross If ur literally a child. the only reason to not enjoy olives is immaturity.
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Sep 14, 2014 19:58
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Your staple crop that also serves as a medicine that your civilization has depended on for centuries is actually gross. Unless you stuff it with a pimiento then maybe. * empties cheeze wiz can into mouth*
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Sep 14, 2014 20:03
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vyst posted:Olives are gross three are too much
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Sep 14, 2014 20:05
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Baracula posted:its a shame that retards cant enjoy the majesty of putanesca olives. your cross to bear olives are great but what is this "Spaghetti alla puttanesca (literally "spaghetti of the whore" in Italian)" stop calling olives whores you puttanesca
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Sep 14, 2014 20:07
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just ate an olive. trip report: fukin awesome
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Sep 14, 2014 20:08
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Xachariah posted:olives are great but what is this "Spaghetti alla puttanesca (literally "spaghetti of the whore" in Italian)" spaghetti of the whore is what i call my wang fyi
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Sep 14, 2014 20:10
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RideTheSpiral posted:spaghetti of the whore is what i call my wang fyi you need to have sex before you can be considered a whore tho
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Sep 14, 2014 20:11
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Buy your produce at a farmers market hth.
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Sep 14, 2014 20:12
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Xachariah posted:you need to have sex before you can be considered a whore tho nice try but i thnink you will find that i pay money to insert my spaghetti into the whore
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Sep 14, 2014 20:19
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Xachariah posted:olives are great but what is this "Spaghetti alla puttanesca (literally "spaghetti of the whore" in Italian)" slutty olives are the poo poo. deal w/it e: olives in a puttanesca marinade. ifiot american peasants
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YourHealthyColon posted:Its called red blush effect. Because consumers pick apples based on what they look like, and they overwhelmingly favor red colors, greedy fuckin apple farmers will select for red coloring to the detriment of flavor and texture. So yeah thats why red delicious look beautiful but taste like wet cardboard and the same thing is happening to honeycrisp The same thing goes with tomatoes. To get that beautiful red sheen you have to turn off genes that enable the fruit to make it's own sugar. The green in splotchy fruit comes from chloroplasts, which make sugar via photosynthesis. Remove that, and you get beautiful red tomatoes. That have 20% less sugar and carotenoids. I figure the same thing applies with apples.
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Sep 14, 2014 20:42
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vyst posted:Olives are gross 3 olives is worse
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Sep 14, 2014 21:11
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Shithouse Dave posted:New Zealand grows some pretty great apples. I can still buy them in Canada tho which is weird. They're better in NZ. The US import all NZs good apples. Pacific Rose gently caress yes.
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Sep 14, 2014 21:39
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Fog Tripper posted:3 olives is worse ^5
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Sep 14, 2014 21:40
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TOILETLORD posted:all we got that's good now is avocados and some citrus, our farm land is being starved of water so jerry brown can get cheap land for his train. californiawill turn into a pockmarked scorched desert but at least i will be able to in 90 minutes visit the LA hive warzone where techno barbarian clans fight over water caravans. the nation will starve. a brutal future worth the ride
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buy produce at the grocery store, take it out of its bags and resell it to idiots at farmers markets for like a 150% mark up.
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