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So this is something I've been wondering about for a long (some would say, far too long) time. You see, as a male, it's easy for me to identify a female who I wish to invade sexually. Like most men, I like me a woman who is has humongous melons. It's very easy for me (or anyone else) to spot such a woman because breasts are on full display. Unfortunately, women don't have the same luxury that men do. The male penis is hidden from view. And unless you're wearing speedos or some really tight underwear, women have no idea what you're packing. Is such a thing a challenge for you women, when it comes to finding a suitable partner? Furthermore, unlike the male penis, women's breasts don't change size depending on the time of the day. What if you see someone in their underwear, and it looks like they might have a small dick, but they just happen to be a grower? Or maybe they just got out of a cold shower? I mean one could ruin their chances impressing a lady just by them catching you at a bad time. How do you gals deal with this?
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quit being a gross loser and maybe someone will gently caress you
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Sep 14, 2014 00:02
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what the poo poo is this
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Sep 14, 2014 00:03
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women find out about your massive (or tiny) donger by talking to their friends who you've already hosed. it's a word of mouth type of thing which is very womanly if you think about it
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Sep 14, 2014 00:03
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That's what womens intuition is for. Duh
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Sep 14, 2014 00:06
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Someone's seen the op's pea dick and he wants me to tell him how to make it look more impressive No
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Sep 14, 2014 00:07
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Two Piece posted:Someone's seen the op's pea dick and he wants me to tell him how to make it look more impressive My penis is just fine as long as you see it up close, with the proper amount of lighting, and right after I watched an episode of Mad Men, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 
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Sep 14, 2014 00:09
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Mr Interweb posted:The male penis is hidden from view. And unless you're wearing speedos or some really tight underwear, women have no idea what you're packing. hey man speak for yourself op clearly doesnt understand how dating works if his penis is still inside his clothes
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Sep 14, 2014 00:09
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post you're dick
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Sep 14, 2014 00:10
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its not the size of the ocean, its how you paddle it. or something
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Sep 14, 2014 00:10
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That's why you wear tight pants, you dummy: to display your dick to onlookers much like how a peacock spreads its feathers to attract potential mates.
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Sep 14, 2014 00:14
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As a gay this thread has no bearing on my life im gay
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Sep 14, 2014 00:16
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I wear x ray glasses op
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Sep 14, 2014 00:18
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Titan posted:That's what womens intuition is for. Duh
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Sep 14, 2014 00:22
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It's not about length anyway. It's about girth.
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Sep 14, 2014 00:22
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They smell it OP. They can smell the size and shape of your dingus. A human female has more than 220 million olfactory scent receptors in her nose (while most human males have only got about 5 million). A full 200 million of these are dedicated to locating and identifying hefty dicks.  Cake Smashing Boob fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Sep 14, 2014 |
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Sep 14, 2014 00:23
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I just wear this every day. 
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Sep 14, 2014 00:25
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Cuniculous posted:It's not about length anyway. Well, sure but even that would make a dick bigger.
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Sep 14, 2014 00:45
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Stretch it in the shower
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Sep 14, 2014 00:47
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op, what u have asked is stupid
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Sep 14, 2014 00:48
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Benito Hitlerstalin posted:They smell it OP. They can smell the size and shape of your dingus. its true, the hefty ones are more rank because of the larger surface area
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Sep 14, 2014 00:49
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xposting from another thread OP but I found a cool new method of penis enlargement (all natural) you may enjoy please read and rate unfortunately  http://i.imgur.com/E0FtD.jpg
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Sep 14, 2014 00:50
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tell us how u jerk it and what you jerk it to. be pacific
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Sep 14, 2014 00:50
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a hole-y ghost posted:xposting from another thread OP but I found a cool new method of penis enlargement (all natural) you may enjoy please read and rate I literally gasped and quickly pulled away from the screen. Anyway, to answer the op's question: we don't care about your stupid dicks.
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Sep 14, 2014 00:57
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Lol @ you for thinking goons have sex.
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Sep 14, 2014 00:58
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a hole-y ghost posted:xposting from another thread OP but I found a cool new method of penis enlargement (all natural) you may enjoy please read and rate lol
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Sep 14, 2014 01:09
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a hole-y ghost posted:xposting from another thread OP but I found a cool new method of penis enlargement (all natural) you may enjoy please read and rate and then he died of a gangrenous uti
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Sep 14, 2014 01:12
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:and then he died of a gangrenous uti 
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Sep 14, 2014 01:13
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a hole-y ghost posted:xposting from another thread OP but I found a cool new method of penis enlargement (all natural) you may enjoy please read and rate terrifying
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Sep 14, 2014 01:25
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Wonder what he ate to prepare for that
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Sep 14, 2014 01:27
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Benito Hitlerstalin posted:They smell it OP. They can smell the size and shape of your dingus. When we were evolving we didn't wear clothes; you could just look at a guy's dick any time. Unless you were just making that up as a joke. a hole-y ghost posted:xposting from another thread OP but I found a cool new method of penis enlargement (all natural) you may enjoy please read and rate
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Sep 14, 2014 01:32
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Action Yak Police posted:I'm not clicking this, but is it that dick bees thing? hhaha
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Sep 14, 2014 01:34
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Action Yak Police posted:??? i wish
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Sep 14, 2014 01:38
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women want me, and men want to be me
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Sep 14, 2014 01:40
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Post your dick
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Sep 14, 2014 01:41
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Action Yak Police posted:I'm not clicking this, but is it that dick bees thing?
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Sep 14, 2014 01:44
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School Nickname posted:i wish i would have really preferred it to be about bees
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Sep 14, 2014 01:45
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a hole-y ghost posted:xposting from another thread OP but I found a cool new method of penis enlargement (all natural) you may enjoy please read and rate I will never click again so help me god
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Sep 14, 2014 01:48
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a hole-y ghost posted:xposting from another thread OP but I found a cool new method of penis enlargement (all natural) you may enjoy please read and rate wow
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i think that thing is a fetish in germany
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