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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
It'd prolly be a hate gently caress, but i'd gently caress her so bad. I met her before but i didn't react on my base instinct. i'm sorry guys

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Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Get in line, buddy.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
she seems like she'd have nice tits. and she's jewish which is a plus

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

and god is on your side
dividing sparrows from the nightingales
ehhhhhh

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
shes a nice looking little jewess, having those sort of feelings towards her shouldn't be seen as outlandish. not really a top comedienne at all though

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 09:06 on Sep 14, 2014

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
hell yea she fine as hell even as an old (43?) broad

naem
May 29, 2011

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Get in line, buddy.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

fuckin duh

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

TheIllestVillain posted:

hell yea she fine as hell even as an old (43?) broad

if she's that old you don't even have to worry about her getting pregnant. not that i'd mind

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
im gay, so no

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
she'd prolly say crazy rear end poo poo while you hosed too

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?
She'd prob tell bad jokes but I love rich Jewish women and the shame that registers on their fathers' faces when they realize I am sliding their daughter big black dong makes me lol

i had dinner with a Jewish family and the dad was beet red the whole time trying to be polite lmao

i would bang Silverman even if she was an uggo she is hella rich dummies. wll prob not that rich but deffo well off.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Let's be honest. Most goons would jump at the chance to have sex with any woman who was evenly mildly interested in them.

So the big question is, would Sarah Silverman gently caress you?

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

genesplicer posted:

Let's be honest. Most goons would jump at the chance to have sex with any woman who was evenly mildly interested in them.

So the big question is, would Sarah Silverman gently caress you?

probably not you

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

genesplicer posted:

Let's be honest. Most goons would jump at the chance to have sex with any woman who was evenly mildly interested in them.

So the big question is, would Sarah Silverman gently caress you?
She probably wound't gently caress you because you're 50 years old and molest kids in the supply closet at public school

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

bunky posted:

probably not you

Well, Duh.




Besides, she's a younger woman. You know how that is.

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

She probably wound't gently caress you because you're 50 years old and molest kids in the supply closet at public school


52 in 2 months. And I'm not attracted to children, despite the avatar.

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

bunky posted:

probably not you
haha yeah agreed cuz the guy fuckin touches kids all day

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

genesplicer posted:

Let's be honest. Most goons would jump at the chance to have sex with any woman who was evenly mildly interested in them.

So the big question is, would Sarah Silverman gently caress you?

if i had enough liquor in my system hell yeahs we'd trade body fluids

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

a crunk bird droppin bombs itt

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Mustard Snobbery posted:

a crunk bird droppin bombs itt

He so crazy.

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
I dunno, you'd proly get jimmy kimmel cooties.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

haha yeah agreed cuz the guy fuckin touches kids all day

holy moly

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
in fact i'm not denying that i'll prolly gently caress her in the future unless she gets married or is a lesbian or something

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 695 days!)

i want a hairy unwashed 3 way with janeane garofalo and sarah silverman circa 1994

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

i want a hairy unwashed 3 way with janeane garofalo and sarah silverman circa 1994

im out

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

i want a hairy unwashed 3 way with janeane garofalo and sarah silverman circa 1994

that sounds sexy. they'd have to wash first for me though. after that all bets are off

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

i too would gently caress this attractive, talented and wealthy woman

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Get in line, buddy.

Fugue Stater
Oct 17, 2012
I wouldn't gently caress her, because she wouldn't gently caress me.

Rape is wrong, guys (and lesbians)!

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009
nice

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Staunch and proud ally of Big Pharma! We stand with you!
I'd rather gently caress Ilana Glazer cuz shes actually funny

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Fugue Stater posted:

I wouldn't gently caress her, because she wouldn't gently caress me.

Rape is wrong, guys (and lesbians)!

but rape is ok for straight women?

can you expand on that?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I can't imagine any scenario where I'd even get the chance to talk to her. Of course if I did get the chance I'm sure my charm and wit would seal the deal pdq so I guess that's her loss? :shrug:

rainy day
Jul 20, 2009

by Ralp
id cuck sarah silverman

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
She just looks like some generic woman and isn't that funny. Maybe I'd let her suck my cocks but I probably wouldn't put them inside her poosay

she'd have to step it up a notch if im gonna go that far

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

genesplicer posted:




52 in 2 months.

52 children molested in 2 months holy poo poo

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

i want a hairy unwashed 3 way with janeane garofalo and sarah silverman circa 1994

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Gaunab posted:

she'd prolly say crazy rear end poo poo while you hosed too

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Gaunab posted:

she seems like she'd have nice tits. and she's jewish which is a plus

How is being Jewish a plus? lol

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brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I didn't jerk it to any of the leaks so far, but I'd jerk it to #silvermanLeaks

:angel:

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