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Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
already banged her.


4/10

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Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Kyrie eleison posted:

anyway larry david is another matter... :swoon:

you'd be too right wing for him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvgXnzwwZsM

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

emanresu tnuocca posted:

the born-again catholic brought this up.

though i'd prefer if you treat sarah with respect cause she's a great human being and just an 'it' to be 'done'.

objectifying the opposite sex is normal and good

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
oh yeah i'm a leftist i'm gonna send all the money to this middle eastern theocratic tyranny so that they could kill children of all ages cause i just can't get enough abortions

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i would gently caress larry david

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
cool jilfs:
1. middle eastern jesus
2. republican jesus
3. sarah silverman
4. larry david

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
id suck his wrinkly old man dick

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:nws:



[img]http://www.cumonprintedpics.com/download/file.php?id=208983[img]

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Sep 14, 2014

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_OA_TU_XD0

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

larry davud eat the palestinian chiken

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

I support the Larry David solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmui1Jo-FaE

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
I remember a lot of lf types were really upset at the larry david palestinian chicken bit. it wasn't ideologically correct enough and thus whitewashed the crimes of zionism etc etc.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
:nws: Boobies confirmed

Ryokurin
Jul 14, 2001

Wanna Die?

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

Pretty much the only redeemable thing about 'Take This Waltz'

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/VZmMgT9.jpg :nws:

On the right obviously.

She put on 20 pounds for that role too.

Either way, she ain't that much different than the average drunken bar pickup.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



She strikes me as the kind of lady that loves anal

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005

vyst posted:

She strikes me as the kind of lady that loves anal

gently caress yeah

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Sire Oblivion posted:

How is being Jewish a plus? lol

I have never been disappointed by a Jewish girl, always fun and put in a lot of effort.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

FogHelmut posted:

I have never been disappointed by a Jewish girl, always fun and put in a lot of effort.

good blow job skills in my experience

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
torah reading lips

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

MrQwerty posted:

I'd rather gently caress Ilana Glazer cuz shes actually funny

i'd woo ilana glazer with weed and mid shelf booze

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax
jesus gently caress Ilana Glazer, brush your drat hair.


SirDan3k posted:

I bet she's actually a really boring gently caress. All talk no substance, she'd want missionary with the lights off and would just lay there like a dead fish.


Yeah, I also get the impression Silverman is a real Portman in bed. Like Lena Dunham, the more outrageous your public persona is, the more prudish you are in private.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
Naw sarah knows her body better than most women I'd wager

never met her but I'm pretty sure she's my homegirl

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

Fisticuffs posted:

She'd prob tell bad jokes but I love rich Jewish women and the shame that registers on their fathers' faces when they realize I am sliding their daughter big black dong makes me lol

i had dinner with a Jewish family and the dad was beet red the whole time trying to be polite lmao

i would bang Silverman even if she was an uggo she is hella rich dummies. wll prob not that rich but deffo well off.

cool thanks for the update

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

she's kinda cute but her personality and comedy are extremely horrible. my friends laugh at her and i feel like i'm taking crazy pills.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
plus she smokes mad weed, get stoned and gently caress all day

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
I also want to gently caress Anita Sarkeesian and I have no idea how I'm supposed to feel about it.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

emanresu tnuocca posted:

oh yeah i'm a leftist i'm gonna send all the money to this middle eastern theocratic tyranny so that they could kill children of all ages cause i just can't get enough abortions

I would hate gently caress her while reminding her she's no better than the desert people she wants to exterminate compared to my true whiteness

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

I would gently caress her.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




would

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Ape Fist posted:

I also want to gently caress Anita Sarkeesian

oh yeah, definitely

WhiteHalo117
Jul 5, 2013

Surprise!!!
Those tits though....

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Christmas Miracle posted:

oh yeah, definitely

karms
Jan 22, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yam Slacker
are you michael sheen

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

MrQwerty posted:

I'd rather gently caress Ilana Glazer cuz shes actually funny

i would mess ilana up

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Ape Fist posted:

I also want to gently caress Anita Sarkeesian and I have no idea how I'm supposed to feel about it.

but she's Armenian not jewish

Business Octopus
Jun 27, 2005

Me IRL

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

Pretty much the only redeemable thing about 'Take This Waltz'

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/VZmMgT9.jpg :nws:

On the right obviously.

This is very disappointing to me

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Shes pretty and funny.

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos

psyopmonkey posted:

Shes pretty and funny.

agreed, anyone who isn't a nazi would find her attractive

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Would.

But she's no Microwave's Mom.

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bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Ape Fist posted:

I also want to gently caress Anita Sarkeesian and I have no idea how I'm supposed to feel about it.

I imagine she would tell you the answer is, "Like a misogynist pig," and then spend 25 minutes and $100,000 explaining exactly why.

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