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is tweeting allowed in church
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Sep 14, 2014 17:22
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nothing happens when you die lol suckers
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Sep 14, 2014 17:22
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:is tweeting allowed in church yes #canigetawitness
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Sep 14, 2014 17:23
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i don't go to chruch, unless you count the chruch of Gaming, in which case you'll see me posted up at the gamestop in the mall
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Sep 14, 2014 17:25
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God created the PS3, and it had no games, and it was good.
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Sep 14, 2014 17:28
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im deep enough into apostasy that the last time I entered a church (conned by an ex to go to a christmas thing) I was legitimately concerned about lighting on fire. it ended up being ok though. really, really weird and uncomfortable but ok.
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Sep 14, 2014 17:33
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i hope god isnt real because nothing can redeem my sins. im hosed if the church is right
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Sep 14, 2014 17:36
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nothing improved my general happiness more than when i stopped going to church.
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Sep 14, 2014 17:37
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I might go back one day op or maybe convert to Baha'i or something.
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Sep 14, 2014 17:38
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india got some cool gods, including a pink elephant manwoman
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Sep 14, 2014 17:40
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Zzulu posted:india got some cool gods, including a pink elephant manwoman 
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Sep 14, 2014 17:40
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if i'm gonna spend belief points on anyone, it's gonna be on the pink elephant manwoman and not on some twink jew like jesus and his rear end in a top hat dad or whatev why worship some guy who died thousands of years ago when there are elephant gods man
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Sep 14, 2014 17:41
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Christmas Miracle posted:nothing happens when you die lol suckers Prove it.
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Sep 14, 2014 17:42
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in the book of hymns there's a hymn #666 for real. at least at catholic churches. welp, see ya
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Sep 14, 2014 17:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHrVK2iOLXw&t=66
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Sep 14, 2014 17:45
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I hear that sometimes after you die you poop yourself
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Sep 14, 2014 17:45
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:in the book of hymns there's a hymn #666 for real. at least at catholic churches. welp, see ya because 666 being a bad thing is very recent thing.
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Sep 14, 2014 17:46
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Leviticus 10:6 “Uncover not your heads, neither rend your clothes; lest ye die, and lest wrath come upon all the people.”
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Sep 14, 2014 17:50
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Zzulu posted:Leviticus 10:6 “Uncover not your heads, neither rend your clothes; lest ye die, and lest wrath come upon all the people.” i did my best to forget as much as the bible as i possibly could it's near impossible to read because it's all outdated poo poo written by retards, back when people still worshiped the sun.
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Sep 14, 2014 17:51
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TOILETLORD posted:i did my best to forget as much as the bible as i possibly could it's near impossible to read because it's all outdated poo poo written by retards, back when people still worshiped the sun. /  You will never get ur av back
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Sep 14, 2014 18:02
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I'm gay, said god
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Sep 14, 2014 18:03
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im in church right now dont tell pastor troy
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Sep 14, 2014 18:03
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I'm gay, jeezo said
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Sep 14, 2014 18:04
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my irl pastor http://youtu.be/4hmn4cNXBdY
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Sep 14, 2014 18:05
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ilikedirt posted:my irl pastor http://youtu.be/4hmn4cNXBdY baptize my lil butt sir pastor
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Sep 14, 2014 18:06
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Splatmaster posted:Prove it. counterpoint: disprove it
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Sep 14, 2014 18:08
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loving sheep! read a loving book. Educate yourself.
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Sep 14, 2014 18:09
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redshirt posted:loving sheep! they do it's called the bible.
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Sep 14, 2014 18:10
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That is how kids these days pray. Jsus Ilu #amen #holyspirit #praisebe #lol Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4
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Sep 14, 2014 18:13
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TOILETLORD posted:they do it's called the bible. lol as if christians read the bible.
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Sep 14, 2014 18:34
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I kinda wish I could be religious because than I wouldn't be so piss scared of death every waking moment. Oh well.
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Sep 14, 2014 18:39
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I usually go to church but today I'm coming back from the ball game
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Sep 14, 2014 18:45
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Motherfucker posted:I kinda wish I could be religious because than I wouldn't be so piss scared of death every waking moment. p sure thats entirely why religion owns for True Believers
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Sep 14, 2014 18:52
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do you mean mosque ?
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Sep 14, 2014 19:07
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Motherfucker posted:I kinda wish I could be religious because than I wouldn't be so piss scared of death every waking moment. all you have to do is pretend to believe. its called faith.
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Sep 14, 2014 19:21
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Throwdini posted:all you have to do is pretend to believe. its called faith. I'm too retarded and lazy to lie to myself.
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Sep 14, 2014 19:24
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Whoops I slept through my 3 hour church service. Please don't tell my bishop.
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Sep 14, 2014 19:25
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Hashtag GODISSILLY
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Sep 14, 2014 19:26
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Edgar posted:Whoops I slept through my 3 hour church service. Please don't tell my bishop. Your bishop already knows, he was watching you in sacrament meeting. Lol jk he was probably sleeping too
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Sep 14, 2014 19:36
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realtalk: Pretending to believe/trying to believe is the whole point.
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