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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
Being born is an act of rape, I never asked for this and neither did anyone else.


:qq:

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Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
I'm sorry about your circumstances OP. It must be difficult to have such a complicated relationship with your mother. I hope you learn how to accept yourself and I hope you are still on good terms with your parent.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

post

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
You should buy a dictionary then beat yourself to death with it.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


life is plape

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Also, condolences on this thread.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
I misread the post and I thought the OP was a rape baby. I still do.

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010
life is what you make of it OP. Live in a positive light and life will gain meaning :)

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

You should buy a dictionary then beat yourself to death with it.

don't lie you wish I was never born as well ;)

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Motherfucker posted:

don't lie you wish I was never born as well ;)

I don't actually have a preference.

Kind regards, Trixie Hardcore

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Motherfucker posted:

don't lie you wish I was never born as well ;)

I don't wish you weren't born I just wish you were born in worse conditions with no fingers so you couldn't make this poo poo thread

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
the sa forums poster who cried rape

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Quickscope420dad posted:

I don't wish you weren't born I just wish you were born in worse conditions with no fingers so you couldn't make this poo poo thread

Oh wait OP, I just developed a preference.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Motherfucker posted:

don't lie you wish I was never born as well ;)

nobody cares enough about you to wish you werent born, sry m8 :(

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I am even sadder and fatter now.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
sorry I didnt mean that im just having a bad day

im sure youre a cool guy

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Yes, but it's the other way around. The baby is the rapist. Prosecute all babies.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

RedMage129 posted:

Yes, but it's the other way around. The baby is the rapist. Prosecute all babies.

those shifty motherfuckers always look so suspicious.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
All life is suffering.

naem
May 29, 2011

Truly I am sorry for your lots

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Beep boop

Beep boop

OP is gay

Beep boop

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
I feel like this thread raped me.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
If you didn't want it, why were you here?

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

RedMage129 posted:

If you didn't want it, why were you here?

I am biologically wired to be afraid of death.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 279 days!)

redshirt posted:

All life is suffering.

that explains why i read this thread

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
did anyone ask if it was legitimate? if no, i humbly ask this question

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

life is gay and so am I

Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

life is rape... poo poo dude thats deep. gently caress. *hits bong* fuuuuuuuuuck

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
life is grape

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 279 days!)

life is watermelon

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Moola posted:

life is grape

Life is grate!

calusari
Apr 18, 2013

It's mechanical. Seems to come at regular intervals.
rape is life

Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

life, ITS TAPE!

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
Ape Life Sir

doclectur
Aug 30, 2003

Motherfucker posted:

Being born is an act of rape, I never asked for this and neither did anyone else.


:qq:

I actually asked for it, but it was complicated and involved the assistance of Dr. Emmett Brown and a 4 mL syringe of rock god Kim Bendix Petersen's spunk, and you know, no I wouldn't change a thing even if I could, I chose a path and I'm not looking back, and I'm sorry if I left the angels crying, over me...

Drop the mic

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

You raped your mother when you popped out of her vagina

do you think she wanted it? You did not ask permission, and I assure you she didn't enjoy what you did

You're a rapist, OP

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Actually I'm really glad I was born so get owned op

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

i raped myself into existence.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Motherfucker posted:

Being born is an act of rape, I never asked for this and neither did anyone else.


:qq:

It's also sexually transmitted and terminal. Congratulations on youre AIDS!

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Sucking down a bunch of pussy juice when you're born is very healthy and C-section kids often suffer lifelong health problems because they did not get a facefull of Mom liquid.

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