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i'm suffering from stinky/frequent/voluminous gas today. i'm 100% sure it's from a gas station frozen burrito i ate yesterday but i feel that i should point out that a normal bean burrito i make myself from organic/free range/ethical ingredients does not give me gas. my gas is simultaneously 1)very stinky and smells sulfurous like a volcanic vent 2)happens frequently like 4-6 farts/hour 3) very voluminous, like very long, low, rumbling farts that can last up to 5 seconds in duration. they're pretty quiet though
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i feel i should also note that i don't have diarrhea. at least not yet
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Sep 14, 2014 19:15
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you're overthinking it. the answer is pears and apple juice.
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Sep 14, 2014 19:17
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sorry can't help you because i have actually never farted in my life
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Sep 14, 2014 19:18
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my worst farts tend to come after eating lots of poo at a scat party. p werid but true
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Sep 14, 2014 19:21
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dr tim wispily easily claims a first page post *slicks back hair with store brand pomade*
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Sep 14, 2014 19:24
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Are you drink soda? Soda can do that. Soda is awful.
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Sep 14, 2014 19:26
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OP stop sucking the farts out of other people butts and then maybe you wont have such terrible farts yourself
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Sep 14, 2014 19:29
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sulfured hooves give me terrible gas but theyre so good
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Sep 14, 2014 19:32
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Krystal's
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Sep 14, 2014 19:34
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idk but this thread gives me gas
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Sep 14, 2014 19:35
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gary oldmans diary posted:sulfured hooves give me terrible gas but theyre so good sulfured hooves is a good way to describe satan's feet, also hail satan
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Sep 14, 2014 19:36
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I'm lactose intolerant so anything with milk products in it for me. Pizza for sure.
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Sep 14, 2014 19:37
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Soda is bad for you.
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Sep 14, 2014 19:39
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psyopmonkey posted:Are you drink soda? no i don't. GrrrlSweatshirt posted:also hail satan
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Sep 14, 2014 19:39
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onion rings
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Sep 14, 2014 19:39
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brussel sprouts
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Sep 14, 2014 19:40
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Panda Express chow mein
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Sep 14, 2014 19:52
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prime with beer the night before, then only eat granola the next day
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Sep 14, 2014 19:53
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Weed brownies made via coconut oil haha welcome to hell
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Sep 14, 2014 19:54
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I made a mean turkey casserole today, lots of fresh root vegetables in a rich stock. Slow cooked for a few hours, it tasted delicious. My farts are currently on strong curry tier.
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Sep 14, 2014 19:56
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Whey protein.
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Sep 14, 2014 19:57
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I think it depends on the person. My mom would have absolutely toxic farts after having seafood salad. I dated a girl who was lactose intolerant and she always had really bad ones after too much dairy even with the pills. Heavy beers tend to give me unpleasant ones. I think it's basically based on the ecology of your digestive track, each person has different flora.
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Sep 14, 2014 19:58
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOr0eZz7zwk
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Sep 14, 2014 20:00
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ArbitraryC posted:I think it depends on the person. My mom would have absolutely toxic farts after having seafood salad. I dated a girl who was lactose intolerant and she always had really bad ones after too much dairy even with the pills. Heavy beers tend to give me unpleasant ones. I think it's basically based on the ecology of your digestive track, each person has different flora. username idea: mom's toxic farts
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Sep 14, 2014 20:00
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ArbitraryC posted:I think it depends on the person. My mom would have absolutely toxic farts after having seafood salad. I dated a girl who was lactose intolerant and she always had really bad ones after too much dairy even with the pills. Heavy beers tend to give me unpleasant ones. I think it's basically based on the ecology of your digestive track, each person has different flora. i think this is an extremely well thought out response but one thing i've noticed that seems to give everyone the absolute worst farts is sliders like from white castle or krystal. another one is hot dogs which give you those extremely hot farts like lava is about to come out of your rear end
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Sep 14, 2014 20:01
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:username idea: mom's toxic farts poo poo cleared rooms man. It's not the sort of smell you whine about because you're a baby and can't handle slightly less fresh air for a few minutes, it's that sulfuric stench that makes it hard to breath without retching. My dad apparently barred her from eating seafood salad but he died when my brother and I were young so we got to grow up around it despite his best efforts.
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Sep 14, 2014 20:04
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ArbitraryC posted:poo poo cleared rooms man. My dad apparently barred her from eating seafood salad but he died when my brother and I were young so we got to grow up around it despite his best efforts. i'm also in the dead dad kids crew but my mom didn't fart much
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Sep 14, 2014 20:05
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white people can't handle spicy food
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Sep 14, 2014 20:16
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I never eat fried eggs before a car trip or when I'll be out in public all day because they give me really rancid farts sometimes, but strangely not always.
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Sep 14, 2014 20:16
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ArbitraryC posted:poo poo cleared rooms man. It's not the sort of smell you whine about because you're a baby and can't handle slightly less fresh air for a few minutes, it's that sulfuric stench that makes it hard to breath without retching. My dad apparently barred her from eating seafood salad but he died when my brother and I were young so we got to grow up around it despite his best efforts. ur mom farted ur dad to death. how does that make you feel?
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Sep 14, 2014 20:17
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update: i've definitely got diarrhea.
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Sep 14, 2014 20:20
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Hot dogs and fried coke onions.
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Sep 14, 2014 20:22
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Eat a pound of sugar free gummi bears. Or sugar free chocolates. Call me in the morning 
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Sep 14, 2014 20:23
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Corn and also Boca burgers.
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Sep 14, 2014 20:23
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Burger king.
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Sep 14, 2014 20:26
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Pizza makes me fart like a wilderbeast.
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Sep 14, 2014 20:26
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Onions, soda, and eggs will give some gnarly gas, but you can't neglect the possibility that either something got stuck in the GI tract, or something worked loose. And maybe tuna salad left out all day. Just a guess on that one, because I don't eat tuna salad. 
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Sep 14, 2014 20:27
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Pickens County Tornado
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Why do retard farts smell so bad. Is it because their exhausted parents are too tired doing everything else for them so they just put them on a frozen/vacuum sealed food diet? I'm willing to believe it.
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