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EXTREME INSERTION posted:What about yogurt do you hate your mother?
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Sep 16, 2014 05:41
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TOILETLORD posted:do you hate your mother? Bitch you just called my mom bacteria
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Sep 16, 2014 05:42
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Bitch you just called my mom bacteria then do something about it bitch.
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Sep 16, 2014 05:43
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Sugar alcohols are good for fart volume. Just lots of noisy whoopie cushion style farts. I think broccoli and eggs are pretty good for smelly farts though Sugar alcohols also give me cramping and bloating and sometimes diarrhea, so I've had to give them up. 
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Sep 16, 2014 05:44
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TOILETLORD posted:then do something about it bitch. Fly away you toilet lord
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Sep 16, 2014 05:45
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Fly away you toilet lord your response to a challenge is to give up and tell me to go home kinda sad.
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Sep 16, 2014 05:46
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TOILETLORD posted:your response to a challenge is to give up and tell me to go home kinda sad. Well technically you are home
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Sep 16, 2014 05:48
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I had white bean turkey chili and a Negra Modelo for dinner tonight and I gotta say I'm killin it.
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Sep 16, 2014 05:48
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probably gonna have to burn this pair of pants
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Sep 16, 2014 05:49
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Well technically you are home prove it i might not be at home.
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Sep 16, 2014 05:49
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TOILETLORD posted:prove it i might not be at home. We are posting in the toilet
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Sep 16, 2014 05:50
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My room smells like a New Jersey refinery right now.
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Sep 16, 2014 05:53
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PPPPPGHHBBBBBUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBTTTTTTTT *blasts off of toilet*
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Sep 16, 2014 05:56
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just eat something with beans animal fat in it and wash it down with cheap beer or box wine.
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Sep 16, 2014 05:57
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what would microwave's mum's farts smell like
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Sep 16, 2014 15:07
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My cum. Edit: Is what MW mom's fart smell like. I'm not saying, if eaten, my cum produces bad gas. That is TBD.
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Sep 16, 2014 15:29
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Any kind of meaty frozen pizza, sweet jesus.
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Sep 16, 2014 15:32
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my Monday Night Fartball guests loved my beef and bean burritos. Then again, they drank a case and a half of miller lite so their taste is undoubtedly in question. And both my bathrooms survived to flush another day 
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Sep 17, 2014 01:57
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40 clove garlic chicken
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Sep 17, 2014 02:00
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Having a cold gives me horrible, horrible gas for some reason. At least I don't have to suffer through the worst of it.
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Sep 17, 2014 02:30
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cheap beer and jalapeno poppers basically chemical warfare
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Sep 17, 2014 17:15
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i got the worst farts from some canned el pato jalapeno salsa.
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Sep 17, 2014 17:18
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Cheetos do somethingawful to my digestion system. The human body should not be able to produce the smell that Cheetos and I create.
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Sep 17, 2014 17:22
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Church's Chicken Bad coming in, bad going out.
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Sep 17, 2014 17:42
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:What about yogurt what is it with owmen and yogurt?? even the commercials are aimed at them it cant solely to keep things under control in the vag
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Sep 17, 2014 18:39
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Onion rings.
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Sep 17, 2014 18:40
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Pickled onions and cheese just before you go to bed, let it marinate overnight in your belly and hooo boy e: beware of nightmares though
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Sep 17, 2014 19:38
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Man I get guilty as hell when people talk about farts, I gotta be honest. I don't know poo poo about farts
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Sep 17, 2014 19:41
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i had a meatloaf sandwich on sourdough with steamed broccoli and carrots. five hours ago. make it stop please
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Sep 17, 2014 22:50
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the worst smelling farts I've ever had came from steak and strawberries, it was p vile
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Sep 17, 2014 22:51
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talking while you eat is a good fart recipe. shut up while eating and if at all possible: always
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Sep 17, 2014 23:19
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Burger King onion rings and Kimchi (but not together). I'll also take a can of white beans and cook them up with spinach and onion with a little Parmesan cheese on top. However you can't fart after eating that because it would be a shart.
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Sep 17, 2014 23:22
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Bonzo posted:Burger King onion rings and Kimchi (but not together). i had a whopper and onion rings yesterday and it gave me unbelievable farts. they werent as bad as slider farts but pretty bad
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Sep 18, 2014 02:11
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Somewhat off topic, but I think badass mesquite bbq brisket makes the best farts since they end up smelling like mesquite.
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