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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
sorry can't help you because i have actually never farted in my life

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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

gary oldmans diary posted:

sulfured hooves give me terrible gas but theyre so good

sulfured hooves is a good way to describe satan's feet, also hail satan

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

ArbitraryC posted:

I think it depends on the person. My mom would have absolutely toxic farts after having seafood salad. I dated a girl who was lactose intolerant and she always had really bad ones after too much dairy even with the pills. Heavy beers tend to give me unpleasant ones. I think it's basically based on the ecology of your digestive track, each person has different flora.

username idea: mom's toxic farts

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

ArbitraryC posted:

poo poo cleared rooms man. My dad apparently barred her from eating seafood salad but he died when my brother and I were young so we got to grow up around it despite his best efforts.

i'm also in the dead dad kids crew but my mom didn't fart much

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
one time when i was 17 i ate an entire bag of dried apricots over the course of a day

thankfully no one was home

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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
one time my dog jumped on my table when i was on the phone and ate an entire bowl of brussells sprouts i had made for lunch

lotta dog farts that evening

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