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PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

I have some advertisement's that need managing. I'll pay you a dollar more than Lowtax. PM me All of your work history, spare no detail. Also buy me PM privileges first and you're hired.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 00:31

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 09:36

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

lol

# ? Sep 15, 2014 01:06

Lobster Harmonica: Jul 15, 2005

I'm not buying you poo poo but I have a decent advertising/marketing portfolio

Conduct the entire interview here in this thread (including your hard offer and any/all employment contracts) and I'll work for you

# ? Sep 15, 2014 01:17

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

i know nothing about advertising but i will gladly accept money if you givbe it to me for nothing

# ? Sep 15, 2014 01:19

Stoic Commie: Aug 29, 2005; by XyloJW

post itt if you're applying irl, let's brainstorm. what does lowtax like to see in his applicants? what is his management style? what are his interests and hobbies?

are there bennies?

# ? Sep 15, 2014 01:23

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Stoic Commie posted:

post itt if you're applying irl, let's brainstorm. what does lowtax like to see in his applicants? what is his management style? what are his interests and hobbies?

are there bennies?

he lives in a lovely kansas city exurb

# ? Sep 15, 2014 01:26

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

i know nothing about advertising but i will gladly accept money if you givbe it to me for nothing

You know everything about advertising

# ? Sep 15, 2014 01:29

Shuffle: Feb 3, 2011; DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!

I sucessfully advertised my self into sex with a woman and I'm the typical neckbeared fatty goon. clearly I'm the most qualified

# ? Sep 15, 2014 01:35

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Shuffle posted:

I sucessfully advertised my self into sex with a woman and I'm the typical neckbeared fatty goon. clearly I'm the most qualified

Woah! I'd be stupid not to hire you!

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:10

Fuck Your Website: Nov 29, 2003; FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:13

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Lobster Harmonica posted:

I'm not buying you poo poo but I have a decent advertising/marketing portfolio

Conduct the entire interview here in this thread (including your hard offer and any/all employment contracts) and I'll work for you

Fine I will proceed with the interview here. Question one, what is your favorite color? Question two A/S/L? Question three, Are you okay with having me as a boss?

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:14

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Selling my avatar space, OP this is a golden chance to advertise everytime I make an awesome post.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:15

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Selling my avatar space, OP this is a golden chance to advertise everytime I make an awesome post.

Excellent, I can advertise my new website AwfulSomething.com! Xatwol will be most pleased.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:21

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

I worked outside the box leveraging disruptive tech to move someone else's cheese.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:31

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

TheRatboyGenius posted:

Excellent, I can advertise my new website AwfulSomething.com! Xatwol will be most pleased.

cool just buy it as my avatar we'll be set

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:32

Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

i cannot work as im too fat

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:36

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

I enjoy your avatar OP, you're hired as my boss.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:37

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Take my first payment and put it towards buying yourself IM.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:38

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

I got black patent hovershoes, bulletproof tie, and a chlorox smile.
I'm what they call a "closer."

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:54

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Jon Joe posted:

I enjoy your avatar OP, you're hired as my boss.

Thanks, I made it myself!

# ? Sep 15, 2014 07:42

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Saalkin posted:

i cannot work as im too fat

I have a desk job opening, you can be my fat secretary. You don't have to do much, just bring me coffee and let me gently caress you. Sound good?

# ? Sep 15, 2014 07:44

goatsestretchgoals: Jun 4, 2011

TheRatboyGenius posted:

I have a desk job opening, you can be my fat secretary. You don't have to do much, just bring me coffee and let me gently caress you. Sound good?

same except ill settle for blowies

# ? Sep 15, 2014 07:50

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

HEY PEOPLE IF YOU GO TO THIS THREAD YOU COULD GET HIRED FOR A JOB

that is my advertising pitch, it is bold yet innovative and captures eyeballs while creating its own branding paradigm

# ? Sep 15, 2014 07:54

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

i can not work, i am a gay

# ? Sep 15, 2014 07:56

Mister Panos: Jan 26, 2011

# ? Sep 15, 2014 08:05

cute anime girl: Feb 14, 2014

Howard Beale posted:

HEY PEOPLE IF YOU GO TO THIS THREAD YOU COULD GET HIRED FOR A JOB

that is my advertising pitch, it is bold yet innovative and captures eyeballs while creating its own branding paradigm

This is the only post I was able to read in this thread. I can confirm this works.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 08:12

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

I'm just an ideas man

# ? Sep 15, 2014 08:15

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

what ads do you poor people AND/OR adblockisevil!!! people see?

# ? Sep 15, 2014 08:15

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

Rambling Robot posted:

what ads do you poor people AND/OR adblockisevil!!! people see?

# ? Sep 15, 2014 08:19

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

for real i didnt make that or refresh until it came up

# ? Sep 15, 2014 08:19

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

false advertising. None of these skinny suit wearing bitches are goons, they do not speak for me

# ? Sep 15, 2014 08:20

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

lonesomedwarf posted:

for real i didnt make that or refresh until it came up

Our answer to the Doge meme. Im not sure who has spent more money on what though

# ? Sep 15, 2014 08:21

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

lonesomedwarf posted:

thats really pathetic

# ? Sep 15, 2014 08:22

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

there's also a few for that aggrogator site which are funnier than the site

# ? Sep 15, 2014 08:25

Modulo16: Feb 12, 2014; "Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

I am offering 200% more gross pay than OP, and all you have to do is look like you are working, and maybe paint crude MS Paints of things I e-mail you at all hours. Who's in?

# ? Sep 15, 2014 08:28

Drone_Fragger: May 9, 2007

Op, if you were to hire me, can you not tell the government because I want to continue hiring disability benefit + also I'm a registered sex offender and I don't want them to tell you about all the kids I murdered and then sodomised, thanks. Signed, aatrek.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 08:38