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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Cruel and Unusual posted:

The first of six primetime Bears games this year.

Wait what?

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





poo poo, this is gonna be a bloodbath ain't it.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Introducing organic poo poo by target. Give us money hippies.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Quidnose posted:

my girlfriend knows miss maine

She the one with the enormous claws and antennae and huge tits?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm drinking a Finnish beer that tastes like someone liquified a heavily varnished end table. It pairs well with this game. Disappointing, yet not so much that I want to stop yet. And yet I feel like it's going to cause permanent brain damage.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Crazy Ted posted:

Maybe you are actually drinking fermented varnish?
If that's what it takes to make it through this I sure as hel hope so.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Holy gently caress it's still early in the 2nd quarter?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





axeil posted:

This game is trying its best to emulate Jets/Packers, a game which was running further behind a game that got delayed by an hour.

Would you say that it's un-BEAR-able? :iamafag:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





:flag:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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JoeCL posted:

I am only watching this game because I have no idea what to do with my life

:highfive:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Hoooooooly gently caress Conte :stare:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Morby posted:

If only the Bears offense could do something

It could just go home.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





This game is bad an the warmer my beer gets the more it tastes like it was brewed in an ash tray. Duck you Finland.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





:flag: negates the leisurely jog TD.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





9ers trying to make it less boring.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Y'know, I'm starting to come around to this one.

:flag:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





DriveC posted:

uh oh what are the bears gonna do without chris conte

*Looks at playbook.*

*Playbook has "suck" written on every page.*

I think they'll be fine.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





In all fairness Smith was just holding his dick and waving it at the Bears o line. That shouldn't be a :flag:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Is this still the first half? How the gently caress is this still the first half? What the gently caress is even going on? What am I watching?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Grozz Nuy posted:

The Niners defense is getting insane penetration in the run game.

You could say that the Bears running game isn't their... Forte? :iamafag:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

drat that was a catch

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Well, it was a long, sloppy game but at least now it's over. Thank god.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Miss Massachusetts was attacked by a cheetah in Zambia.

Can we watch this instead of the second half?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Billy Crystl looks like a potato these days.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ramadu posted:

My local republican politcal race has an ad for a candidate promising that she won't "allow for any muslim garb during war". I cannot believe this is a real thing that will get people out to vote.

My hijab!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Canopus250 posted:

I found a bottle of mead in my fridge. Do I wanna solo this for the second half?

If I gotta drink Finnish varnish then yes.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Is this a doubleheader or something? Why are they back out?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





axeil posted:

Oh that's right. How's that going Feet? Any signs of fatal brain poisoning yet?

I'm.still watching this.

Also occasional maniacal laughter.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Canopus250 posted:

So are you in Finland and purchased paint remover or what exactly?

I buy beer from discount bins. I should.stop.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





PrinceRandom posted:

i think the announcers are going insane.

Good.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





GNU Order posted:

I literally switched over to Miss America. I can't take this

Don't everyone leavr me alone in here. I might pull a Hendrix.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The Kraken posted:

I am passionate about one of these

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Hey guys Barbara Streisand is still alive.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





God dan it refs just let this game die.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





mastershakeman posted:

wait, what happened?

Torn tricep. He got it lightly hitting a guy.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Canopus250 posted:

So dude drinking Finnish crap are you dead yet? I've finished 2/3 of my bottle in a quarter and this is still the worst.

Nah, but the taste is caught in the back of my throat and i wish I were dead.

Like, this is what a hangover tastes like.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Bears gonna win this cause why the gently caress not qtiyd.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Omfg the longer I sit here the more the back of my mouth tastes like cigaretes. Thanks Finn beer!

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Canopus250 posted:

Argh, 49ers gonna lose this garbage rear end game then?

Ha ha ha yes yES. As I have prophesied!

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