[GDT] SNF: CHI @ SF

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GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

Somebody hold me

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:20

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:12

GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

The Bears are going to get loving destroyed, I will toxx myself over that

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:21

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Tetrix posted:

what the line changed from "al and cris are the best on tv"

"Al and Chris are .... on TV"

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:22

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The Bears will cover on a garbage time TD because they truly hate me

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:24

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Dexo posted:

gently caress Ditka and everything he stands for.

gently caress Ditka the person

Ditka the concept owns completely

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:26

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Bip Roberts posted:

Especially his loving restaurant.

Is there such a thing as a good Celebrity restaurant?

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:27

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Reminder of the world's best Star Spangled Banner ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLDDvlcNSMo

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:28

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Ramadu posted:

Republican manufactured band formed through dudes they found on craigslist. That was really funny.

Him walking up with the flag held next to his heart makes me loving lose it every time

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:31

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Crazy Ted posted:

Ron Jeremy's All You Can Eat Buffet is pretty good if you don't mind taking your clothes off.

Naked is the only way you can truly enjoy a meal

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:32

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Kyle Long always looks so confused

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:32

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Yup time to kill myself

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:37

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Vengarr posted:

The Bears really do look super awful bad against the read-option.

Yes. Their front 7 is either old or slow, or young and dumb

They won't be able to make the read and make the play at the same time

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:38

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The Fix is in

Without the refs on their side the Niners wouldn't stand a chance

Said nobody, ever

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:40

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gingerberger posted:

You don't know enough Bears fans then.

Bears Fans Rule Everything Around Me

Nobody believes we stand a chance because of Cutler and Chris Conte, only those two tho

Also because we cut Hester

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:42

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axeil posted:

Guys I think the Bears are bad.

They are

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:48

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The Niners should let a fan come down and call plays for them.

Maybe like a Make-A-Wish kid

You can do literally any play you want and win

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:49

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Looks like Peanut can still punch balls

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:50

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drat, that's probably coming back

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:51

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Oh man, INT stands!

Hell yeah

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:52

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Boo

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:52

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What little kid gives a flying gently caress about conserving water

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:53

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YMB posted:

if you drink bud lite in public i'm going to throw things at you

Sometimes you have to take what you can get your hands on

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:55

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Oh god drat

:smith:

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:55

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Ahahahaha double whiff

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:57

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Ugh you loving moron

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:58

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# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:59

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Lt. Chips posted:

Willie Young only played 17 snaps last week? Certainly felt like more.

Yeah he was the only relevant player when he was on the field

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:59

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lmao

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 02:00

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If Kaep keeps throwing at people's feet we may have a chance

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 02:01

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I think Johnathan Bostic might be legally retarded

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 02:02

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Fenrir posted:

Mel Tucker looks like a real angry dude. Like, almost Jim Harbaugh levels of angry.

Harbaugh can actually coach though

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 02:02

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MaximumBob posted:

I can't even decide if it's the players or the scheme, because it seems like nobody is covering anyone.

Both. They don't have the players to run the scheme

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 02:03

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Lamaar Houston covering the man in the flat

By physically grabbing him

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 02:04

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I really want to believe that Levi Stadium only serves artisan craft beers

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 02:05

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Madcosby posted:

Jared Allen is a bear now? wow the world is so interesting

And Julius Peppers is a Packer

And they're both still old and bad

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 02:07

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OH MY GOD

All these shots of lovely Bears players trying to look menacing, as they show how historically bad they are

I bet they didn't know these shots were going to be paired with those stats

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 02:07

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A PLAY HAPPENED WHERE THERE WAS NO FLAG :siren:

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 02:08

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Cris don't loving lie like that

Why would you lie like that

Jared Allen is not creating pressure

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 02:09

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TMMadman posted:

I swear the Bears only picked him up because he spent years torturing us. They didn't bother to consider anything else but his name and reputation.

"Gotta address the defensive line, sir"

*Jerry Angleo looks up from his monitor, the Pro Football Focus homepage glimmers in the reflection of his glasses*

"Go get me Jared Allen, I like his DYAR"

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 02:13

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:12

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Block straight to the back

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 02:14

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