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SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
No one is here to judge, well at least I'm not


you can tell by what im about to confess


I own a fedora

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Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
whats his name?

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
I love to eat my own poo poo and stuff it up my dick and snort dog poo poo and get my clothes wet in diarrhea. I like to shoot snot at other gay men and hump and pound them (anally)

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe

SeXReX posted:

No one is here to judge, well at least I'm not


you can tell by what im about to confess


I own a fedora

I, too, own a fedora. My excuse is I actually own clothes to match and it's an actual leather fedora with a wide brim, not some cheap cardboard trilby. I rarely wear it though because of the social stigma and I'm too much of a wuss.

I actually trade Steam cards and craft badges.

cute anime girl
Feb 14, 2014

I pre-ordered Deus Ex: The Fall

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbaPQSoYbEw


I tried writing video game fanfiction when I was 13. Wanted all the drugs and pussy being a video game fanfic writer would bring, the temptation was too great.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Just calling yourself an imp is fine, OP.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
I legitimately enjoy playing console shooters in casual situations with the few friends I haven't alienated.

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

SeXReX posted:

I own a fedora

Someone gave me a fedora like, eight years ago and I never wore it, just put it on a big stuffed Meeko (raccoon thing from Pocahontas) that I've had since I was 4. Once the big stigma kicked in due to bronykind, I just gave it away.

That's not really a confession of anything notable except the fact that a grown adult has a 3-foot along stuffed toy Disney character.


Okay, so my Imp Confession is that I played through Mass Effect 1 and 2 six times a piece, and have all the achievements on the latter.

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!
heres my imp confession

i just fukken love every time this thread gets remade

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab9176Srb5Y

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
i enjoy the wiz song with the chrono trigger sample

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

i enjoy the wiz song with the chrono trigger sample

same but all other wiz songs too

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!

zen death robot posted:

I love it every time you point this out like its gonna make a difference

just didnt wanna get caught slippin u know

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
I use some form of walkthrough to assist my dumb rear end in getting through most games.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I've had sex

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I make my girlfriend pay for my gamer lifestyle

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I don't want to have kids, because my level 90 Troll Priest needs his epic ring quest finished before the expansion hits

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
The only acceptable time to hit a child or a woman is when they accidentally save over your FF8 file on the memory card

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay
I feel an incredible urge to bring up EYE: Divine Cybermancy in every thread I read

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!
if an imp zone post is longer than a few sentences my mind will shut down and i'll just automatically scroll past it

except taint reaper posts i read every last word

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

i enjoy the wiz song with the chrono trigger sample

I prefer the Lil B song that samples the besaid island theme.

conceitedguy
Nov 8, 2013

I've always wanted to read impper's books, but i've never gotten around to it. that's my impper confessional. olol

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Mung Dynasty posted:

except taint reaper posts i read every last word

it's like a really interestingly bad smell you just gotta woof it a few times to get a full flavor for it

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Mung Dynasty posted:

heres my imp confession

i just fukken love every time this thread gets remade

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtW6HW8jO_U

same, except with RTS computer games

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
I own this

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
i DO own a jean jacket
i DON'T own a fedora
i DON'T own sweatpants or jorts
i DON'T hit women or animals any more

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
i DON'T own any replica swords i ordered online

Ragg
Apr 27, 2003

<The Honorable Badgers>

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

whats his name?

All right time's up let's do this. Jimboooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Jaggins!

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

I played the entirety of Planescape torment as something other than a Mage. I also had to use a gamefaqs guide to finish it (thanks

I was a member of no mutants allowed before fallout: tactics came out and made numerous posts about how it was destroying fallout canon and an insult to the franchise. I did the same thing with fallout 3. I've now beaten both games ten plus times

A few weeks ago I was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis and immediately wondered how the cognitive impairment later in life would affect my gaming skills

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Benny D posted:

A few weeks ago I was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis and immediately wondered how the cognitive impairment later in life would affect my gaming skills
jesus

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012


I'm kidding that was like the 37th thought I had

MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I play World of Warcraft

BoredDG
Aug 10, 2013


I'm more of a console gamer

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Benny D posted:

A few weeks ago I was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis and immediately wondered how the cognitive impairment later in life would affect my gaming skills

This is a true gamer, through thick in thi--

quote:

I'm kidding that was like the 37th thought I had

...

Ragg
Apr 27, 2003

<The Honorable Badgers>

Wormskull posted:

This is a true gamer, through thick in thi--


...

AtlasToked
Sep 14, 2014

Laputanmachine posted:

I, too, own a fedora. My excuse is I actually own clothes to match and it's an actual leather fedora with a wide brim, not some cheap cardboard trilby. I rarely wear it though because of the social stigma and I'm too much of a wuss.


if you're making excuses to own a fedora, then it's too late for you, i'm sorry

i recently bought an ubisoft game

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Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
i was having finger spasms and thought it was just something in my head and loving up in games is what made me realize something was actually wrong

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