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http://clashsf.com I found it. I found the source of everything that is terrible, this is the ant's nest, supply the poison and we can spray for days. Maybe then San Francisco can go back to being the depraved land of horny gay lads it was supposed to be instead of this poo poo. There are no new business ideas, just poo poo you did as a kid or poo poo you do when you're poor, monetised by rich white assholes who can buy argyle pants to stay wacky, but can't clean the poo poo off the front door of their business. 
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so a 'scavenger hunt' is another word for white people to get together and get wasted while wearing neon. good to know
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I have no frame of reference as to what my grandma's scavenger hunts were like since she died before I was born.
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Adolf Hitler led Nazi Germany into a movement against the political Zionist Jews of his time in what would be known as one of the most historical genocides of all time, meanwhile the real Holocaust of the real Jews was taking place in the America's, and other parts of the world. Many are deceived and because they have bought in to the mass media, and the propaganda smokescreen that the Illuminati and Jewish powers hide behind to push their satanic world plans.
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open container posted:I have no frame of reference as to what my grandma's scavenger hunts were like since she died before I was born. basically lynchings
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hm my grandpa's scavnger hunts were pretty good because stuff was always: 1. inside his stinkiest shoe, or 2. inside a used sock
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Office team building thay does not suck? I just assumed that was giving everyone free beer at the end of friday, not making all your employees wear facepaint and jump around.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Office team building thay does not suck? I just assumed that was giving everyone free beer at the end of friday, not making all your employees wear facepaint and jump around. seriously, we have thursday beer day once a month. that's enough. the last people on earth i want to build a team with are the dick-for-brains that i'm always cleaning up messes for
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first to the gas chambers: http://clashsf.com/about/ also, it seems like "clash" is the opposite name you'd want for a group based on team-building
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a hole-y ghost posted:hm my grandpa's scavnger hunts were pretty good because stuff was always: your grandpa made you search for his cum??? 
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pathetic little tramp posted:http://clashsf.com I would have said you were overreacting, but then I scrolled down and saw the pants.
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this cannot be real
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RIP Southtown Arcade
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This has convinced me that with enough bullshit, you can sell anything to techies.
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quote:After 3 seasons Google hired us to produce a scavenger hunt for their interns and we crushed it. I'm so glad I'm getting out of IT and into a labor union.
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Sep 15, 2014 17:43
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what the gently caress this is why i can't have a software job im happy with. its either an office full of people with mouths full of reagan dick or this poo poo. and honestly this is worse
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open container posted:I'm so glad I'm getting out of IT and into a labor union. how? what labor union?
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I'm Wolf Master Molokai, technology and style advisor to CLASH
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darkwing cuck posted:what the gently caress this is why i can't have a software job im happy with. its either an office full of people with mouths full of reagan dick or this poo poo. and honestly this is worse what do you mean you dont like working someplace where you have a mandatory 5 minute break in pool full of plastic balls you can dive into and then take tricycle rides around the office while throwing water balloons at coworkers? it owns 
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Xaris posted:what do you mean you dont like working someplace where you have a mandatory 5 minute break in pool full of plastic balls you can dive into and then take tricycle rides around the office while throwing water balloons at coworkers? it owns no i want to do my work then go home to real life is that too much to ask
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I'd rather companies just use the words synergy and have people's profiles in uncomfortable looking suits and ties than this 'we're WACKY, we have nerf fights during WORK HOURS!' stuff.
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darkwing cuck posted:how? what labor union? Nepotism, NYC glaziers.
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open container posted:Nepotism oh 
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I mean lets be honest here if those people all joined SA the overall forum's fitness and sociability averages would increase
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especially their ceo
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:I'd rather companies just use the words synergy and have people's profiles in uncomfortable looking suits and ties than this 'we're WACKY, we have nerf fights during WORK HOURS!' stuff. c'mon guys its time for corporate mandated wackiness hour woo let's disrupt culture with our tech yeahhh
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:I'd rather companies just use the words synergy and have people's profiles in uncomfortable looking suits and ties than this 'we're WACKY, we have nerf fights during WORK HOURS!' stuff. i had an interview at some secret squirrel IT company and they were both of these, in addition to insane security procedures so imagine a wacky water balloon fight in an underground bunker filled with middle-aged military veterans
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hey guys let's do something that really 'disrupts traditional business' by having a 'wacky hack day!' where you work 24 hours straight for no extra money to produce some app that will make the company millions of dollars! then, we'll give you ribbons!
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Is facebook buying them for 3 billion or something? Are those Insta twittergram vlog mocha latte bullshit things still worth more than major petrochemical & pharmaceutical companies?
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^^ second one, yesdarkwing cuck posted:c'mon guys its time for corporate mandated wackiness hour woo let's disrupt culture with our tech yeahhh that reminds me, i had to look at these advertisements the past month while riding public transit. unironic use of DISRUPT 
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Sep 15, 2014 17:55
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i am gay
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okay I take back what I said gas them all
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are you even legally allowed to have a cartoon animal as a ceo? mods??
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All this stuff is a symptom of a generation that never formed its own identity because it never faced real adversity from growing up sheltered and spoiled in middle-class suburbs so now they're desperately trying to deny how autistic they are
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Bro Dad posted:i had an interview at some secret squirrel IT company and they were both of these, in addition to insane security procedures that's not a job that is a movie called Dr. Strangelove.
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Xaris posted:^^ second one, yes meanwhile across the country in my lab "what we really need is a politician that isn't afraid of being politically incorrect" fuuuck really?
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darkwing cuck posted:what the gently caress this is why i can't have a software job im happy with. its either an office full of people with mouths full of reagan dick or this poo poo. and honestly this is worse This x1000
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