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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
You'll only be able to buy it from Amazon but that's cool because it's loving SURGE

I have missed that toxic-looking green stuff for so many years and it's finally coming back

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
They'd make a novelty fortune if they renamed it Slurm

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I never really liked it but I did like that one commercial where a bunch of people swim through a pool full of sharks to get to a bottle. That happened right? It wasn't some crazy dream I had after drinking surge?

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
:lol: they've had it up for sale twice today and it's already sold out

skaboomizzy fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Sep 15, 2014

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

storm was better

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
now i have the proper marinade for my mcrib

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

ElGroucho posted:

They'd make a novelty fortune if they renamed it Slurm

no joke even after they showed that it came from a giant slug's booty hole, i wanted to slurp some slurm so bad every time it came on screen

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
ahha futurerama ... goodshowm good times....except, remember the frys dog episode....

HOOLY MOLEY boy did that ever hit me hard....gosh, tearing up a little here just thinkin bout it.....frys dog man....man oh man....

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Vault was better

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
what was that one drink with the stuff flotin in her

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

i don't know what goons' deal is, that episode isn't nearly as moving as the 4-leaf-clover one

Revitalized
Sep 13, 2007

A free custom title is a free custom title

Lipstick Apathy

facebook jihad posted:

Vault was better

heathen.

But I'll drink both anyways

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

a starwar betamax posted:

what was that one drink with the stuff flotin in her

Orbitz! I loved that stuff I would buy it now if they brought it back

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

skaboomizzy posted:

:lol: they've had it up for sale twice today and it's already sold out

:911: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LINsNCaxZ5U :911:

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

i'd be interested in trying new coke to see what the hubbub was about

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

LifeSizePotato posted:

i'd be interested in trying new coke to see what the hubbub was about

poop in some coke and let it sit a week, i hear that's what it tasted like.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
my surge is coming if u know what i mean op

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
fukken sweet.

related: my friend's dad was an attorney for Coke, and he got a bunch of cases of Surge way before it came out and we drank it like badass's while plying Mario Kart 64 on Friday nights.

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Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Rutibex posted:

Orbitz! I loved that stuff I would buy it now if they brought it back



yo this poo poo was absolutely disgusting

I thought this even as a nine year old who loved wacky gimmicky snacks and stuff

I remember surge/vault tasting okay but it left you with the same feeling as mt dew, like you just drank some really sugary slimy nuclear waste and you wanna go lay down in spite of the caffeine content

pfs Write
Jun 29, 2014

get/save/remove
posting ground zero

nectar of the gods

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

LifeSizePotato posted:

i'd be interested in trying new coke to see what the hubbub was about

They sold it for a while as coke ii it might still be out there

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
only 90s kids will get this.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwibPdEOVk

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

for those who aren't 90s kids and need context

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTY8hrvFck8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r67RkpQ1dc

Pre-Cambrian Syndrome
Jan 6, 2006

LifeSizePotato posted:

i don't know what goons' deal is, that episode isn't nearly as moving as the 4-leaf-clover one

But that one is about interpersonal relations. Who'd wanna watch that?

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

Rutibex posted:

Orbitz! I loved that stuff I would buy it now if they brought it back



They would have to call it something else because they sold the name to orbitz.com.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i never liked surge.

iNFUSiON
May 1, 2005
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Why did Vault disappear anyway

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Christmas Miracle posted:

i never liked surge.

Surge sucked, OK Soda was superior in every way.

open container
Sep 16, 2008
drat i tried really hard to find that dumb goon's thread lamenting the discontinuation of his precious purple energy drink

Risky
May 18, 2003

Fat diabetic internet nerds helped bring back this trash

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Risky posted:

Fat diabetic internet nerds helped bring back this trash

nah man faux retro 90 things is all the rage now. lot of techies and poo poo who just barely remember their childhood with scavenger hunts in the suburbs and drinking surge that they cant even remember what it tastes like but NOSTALGIA is all the rage and people are falling head of heels to reinvent businesses and products to cater to them.

they have another 10 years for diabetes to kick in

The Casualty
Sep 29, 2006
Security Clearance: Pop Secret


Whiny baby
Whoever marketed Surge was a genius. "It's got carbos!" was a mondo extreme way of saying this poo poo's got some mother fuckin sugar, yo.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
soda is for children.

open container
Sep 16, 2008

Edgar posted:

soda is for children.

Except it's really bad for children too and establishes habits that are likely to last their entire lives.

Dr. Pangloss
Apr 5, 2014
Ask me about metaphysico-theologo-cosmolo-nigology. I'm here to help!
Let me be clear for a second like Pepsi.

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Edgar posted:

soda is for children.

Doghouse
Oct 22, 2004

I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
Josta was better

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
it won't have a impact on the market unless it's branded as a new energy drink.

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LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Edgar posted:

soda is for children.

false

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