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Total Confusion
Oct 9, 2004



The group stage consists of 32 teams: the 22 automatic qualifiers and the 10 winners of the play-off round (five through the Champions Route, five through the League Route). The teams are drawn into eight groups of four, and play each other home-and-away in a round-robin format. The top two teams in each group advance to the first knockout round, while the third-placed teams drop down to the Europa League round of 32.





The teams are ranked according to points (3 points for a win, 1 point for a tie, 0 points for a loss). If two or more teams are equal on points on completion of the group matches, the following criteria are applied to determine the rankings:

1 higher number of points obtained in the group matches played among the teams in question;
2 superior goal difference from the group matches played among the teams in question;
3 higher number of goals scored in the group matches played among the teams in question;
4 higher number of goals scored away from home in the group matches played among the teams in question;
5 If, after applying criteria 1) to 4) to several teams, two teams still have an equal ranking, criteria 1) to 4) are reapplied exclusively to the matches between the two teams in question to determine their final rankings. If this procedure does not lead to a decision, criteria 6) to 8) apply;
6 superior goal difference from all group matches played;
7 higher number of goals scored from all group matches played;
8 higher number of coefficient points accumulated by the club in question, as well as its association, over the previous five seasons.


Let us never forget:

Laserpig posted:

Rooney looked super inform tonight vs Bayer Leverkusen, he is still world class.

You can see the spring in his step now that he's back in his natural striker position, after being played as an attacking midfielder for the majority of last season... he's back to his old self, Rooney will be a force this season along with RVP and the rest of the team - United will be at the top of the prem with a couple of points to spare by November and Rooney will be the main reason for it.

We've been in more Champions League finals than any other team in the past 15 competitions, we've been in 4 finals, and we've won 2 of them... we've finished top of our group in 6 of our past 7 competitions and we'll finish top of this one too.

Of course - United being the team everybody loves to hate and under-rate (despite our evident success)... nobody is going to want to admit it, but you're going to see another Manchester United final in the 13/14 Champions League, Moyes is hungry, RVP is hungry, Rooney is hungry, what's for dinner? Munich sandwich?


Where to watch if it's not on TV
Wiziwig
Roja Directa
First Row Sports

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Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Supposedly this was our last line up in the Champions League


That's a bad team

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Basel is gonna beat Real Madrid and I'm gonna laugh a lot

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Benne posted:

Basel is gonna beat Real Madrid and I'm gonna laugh a lot

I think I'd rather they didn't tbh.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

Ewar Woowar posted:

Supposedly this was our last line up in the Champions League


That's a bad team

tbf I'd love Kuyt back on the squad.

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Benne posted:

Basel is gonna beat Real Madrid and I'm gonna laugh a lot

Basel are scum but I'd laugh without end

Also it's probably not gonna happen; they lost to Grasshoppers on the weekend and are a little unsettled because the manager took Schär off before half time, driving him to tears lmao

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Thinking about tonight makes my tummy feel queer

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Akbar posted:

tbf I'd love Kuyt back on the squad.

As much as I love Dirk I would FAR rather Masch if I was going to take anyone from that side. He would be perfect for us right now :(

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

Ewar Woowar posted:

As much as I love Dirk I would FAR rather Masch if I was going to take anyone from that side. He would be perfect for us right now :(

Sure but then we couldn't trot out 2014 PFA Player of the Year shortlister Stevie G.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Sorry to jack this idea from another (actual ref) dude, but here's your referee appointments for this week's CL games:

Tuesday
Olympiacos-Atletico Madrid: Pedro Proenca (POR)
Juventus-Malmo: Szymon Marciniak (POL)
Liverpool-Ludogorets: Matej Jug (SVN)
Real Madrid-Basel: Damir Skomina (SVN)
Monaco-Bayer 04: Pavel Kralovec (CZE)
Benfica-Zenit: Svein Oddvar Moen (NOR)
Galatasary-Anderlecht: Istvan Vad (HUN)
Dortmund-Arsenal: Olegario Benquerenca (POR)

Wednesday
Roma-CSKA Moscow: David Fernandez Borbalan (ESP)
Bayern-Manchester City: Alberto Undiano Mallenco (ESP)
Barcelona-APOEL: Deniz Aytekin (GER)
Ajax-PSG: Wolfgang Stark (GER)
Chelsea-Schalke: Ivan Bebek (CRO)
Maribor-Sporting Lisbon: Clement Turpin (FRA)
Porto-BATE Borisov: Bas Nijhuis (NED)
Athletic Bilbao-Shakhtar: Tasos Sidiropoulos (GRE)

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

corpuscollossus posted:

Thinking about tonight makes my tummy feel queer

About time it caught up with the rest of you lol

Chambers has tonsilitis apparently and will have a late fitness test. Gibbs is supposedly back.

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Rosicky will start apparently.

Welbz will get his first tonight, Sanchez will score too. It's gonna be a good night.

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
Matej Jug

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

That's just the Slav equivalent of being named Matthew South, don't judge.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

quote:

Liverpool will treat Bulgarian champions Ludogorets Razgrad as if they were Group B rivals Real Madrid, manager Brendan Rodgers says.

Rodgers further exposing himself as having no plan B.

They're not Madrid, Brenda. They're not even Spanish.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Arsenal will lose tonight.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
i am not looking forward to having to put up with guardiola's bullshit on wednesday and mourinho's bullshit on the weekend

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Dunban posted:

Arsenal will lose tonight.

Except the opposite

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

lol at chuggo making fun of someone's irl name

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Why are ITV showing showing Liverpool vs a Bulgarian amateur team instead of Dortmund - Arsenal?

I guess I should be grateful for not having to watch ITV.

Morton Salt Grrl
Sep 2, 2011

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
FRESH BLOOD


May their memory be a justification for genocide
Looking forward to tonight, Arse v Dortmund games are usually good

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
Just to let everyone know, I won't be watching any of this pointless farce until the knockout stage

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

peanut- posted:

Why are ITV showing showing Liverpool vs a Bulgarian amateur team instead of Dortmund - Arsenal?

I guess I should be grateful for not having to watch ITV.

Ludogorets are always entertaining and will be hungary for a good result.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
I honestly think Arsenal will win tonight and make Dortmund look like chumps. Not too worried for some reason, but I know I will get all giddy and nervous when they are walking out of the tunnel knowing how important winning the first group game is and it being away in Dortmund.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
Aleksander Aleksandrov

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Wanderson

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Barry Shitpeas posted:

lol at chuggo making fun of someone's irl name

what the

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Barry Shitpeas posted:

lol at chuggo making fun of someone's irl name

Brutal.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Troy Queef posted:

Sorry to jack this idea from another (actual ref) dude, but here's your referee appointments for this week's CL games:

Tuesday
Olympiacos-Atletico Madrid: Pedro Proenca (POR)
Juventus-Malmo: Szymon Marciniak (POL)
Liverpool-Ludogorets: Matej Jug (SVN)
Real Madrid-Basel: Damir Skomina (SVN)
Monaco-Bayer 04: Pavel Kralovec (CZE)
Benfica-Zenit: Svein Oddvar Moen (NOR)
Galatasary-Anderlecht: Istvan Vad (HUN)
Dortmund-Arsenal: Olegario Benquerenca (POR)

Wednesday
Roma-CSKA Moscow: David Fernandez Borbalan (ESP)
Bayern-Manchester City: Alberto Undiano Mallenco (ESP)
Barcelona-APOEL: Deniz Aytekin (GER)
Ajax-PSG: Wolfgang Stark (GER)
Chelsea-Schalke: Ivan Bebek (CRO)
Maribor-Sporting Lisbon: Clement Turpin (FRA)
Porto-BATE Borisov: Bas Nijhuis (NED)
Athletic Bilbao-Shakhtar: Tasos Sidiropoulos (GRE)

Nah man, go for it.

I just want to add that the following matches are being done by guys in First Group, not Elite, meaning they are trying to step up to the full UCL rotation. These matches will either go well and we will be impressed by the youngsters or they will be total dumpster fires.

Juventus-Malmo: Szymon Marciniak (POL)
Liverpool-Ludogorets: Matej Jug (SVN)
Galatasary-Anderlecht: Istvan Vad (HUN)

Barcelona-APOEL: Deniz Aytekin (GER)
Maribor-Sporting Lisbon: Clement Turpin (FRA)
Porto-BATE Borisov: Bas Nijhuis (NED)
Athletic Bilbao-Shakhtar: Tasos Sidiropoulos (GRE)

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
ffs Juggy

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...

Blue Star Error posted:

Just to let everyone know, I won't be watching any of this pointless farce until the knockout stage

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

chaos can you give us any background on a few of the refs we wouldnt know. I like your write-ups a lot

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
I've created my uefa fantasy team, my body is ready :twisted:

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

My body is ready!!!!!

Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.
Can't be arsed to watch a stream, so it's Juve - Malmų on tv or nothing. Leaning towards nothing.

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003
too bad dortmund is decimated by injuries, would of really enjoyed the bumming they would of given arsenal

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Grimble posted:

Can't be arsed to watch a stream, so it's Juve - Malmų on tv or nothing. Leaning towards nothing.

I don't know, could be worth it to see Juve lose, which they will.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
My thighs are ready. My lips are ready. My sandwich is not yet ready.

Arsenal have this in the bag, I can feel it.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


I am boycotting the Champion's League this year because for some weird reason Manchester United aren't in it.

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Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW
is a munich sandwich a 7 euro doener?

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