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the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjuHYvieJlw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcnH_TOqi3I

its like they dont even care

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

remember that honoey badger that didnt even give a poo poo ahaha

Dementedghost
Jan 7, 2010

Running 1.86 miles without dying is literally impossible
sorry op, animals aren't jerks

its just humans are wimps

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

by Lowtax
i am a known homosexual

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


i am
gay

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
until humans existed there was no such thing as a jerk

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

http://animalsbeingdicks.com/

Edit: Not gonna lie, didn't bother watching the videos in the OP until now. That's much more extreme than I was expecting.

Action Yak fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Sep 17, 2014

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

I was at the dog park once, another male dog came up to mine and started humping him.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

good dog

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
Its not just those videos either my dogs love murder i see it in their soulless eyes

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
do tehy ever push the cat into the tub?

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
cats are cool they are little genocide machines that love drugs

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
shouldnt've watched that ape vid just before going to bed. thoase fuckers creep me out more than any other kind of beast,probably because they demonstrate how if you give something hands it'll do something hosed up with them

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
keep the change, ya filthy animal

:dukedog:

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

lol i got one for ya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXhElaGCZVU

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAXJmUqlnUw

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Animals don't care. Humanity's greatest flaw is that it does care. We should be allowed to murder what we want when we want. Survival of the fittest bitches. Who wants to die tonight?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Magnus Gallant posted:

Animals don't care. Humanity's greatest flaw is that it does care. We should be allowed to murder what we want when we want. Survival of the fittest bitches. Who wants to die tonight?
I hope a extinction level asteroid smashes into this dumb rear end planet and loving sterilizes the whole loving thing

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

numberoneposter posted:

I hope a extinction level asteroid smashes into this dumb rear end planet and loving sterilizes the whole loving thing

This would be p funny

naem
May 29, 2011

Until very recently everyone lived on a farm and had to kill to eat, still to this day most people on earth live day to day on the edge of starvation, if this shocks you congrats you're one of the lucky ones.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

This goat is awesome.

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012

naem posted:

Until very recently everyone lived on a farm and had to kill to eat, still to this day most people on earth live day to day on the edge of starvation, if this shocks you congrats you're one of the lucky ones.

Sorry first world guilt thread is over there this is about animals killing babies and poo poo

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
I wood luv too kill animals

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

withak posted:

This goat is awesome.

Get a load of Angry Ram:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jgjk3DsN7c

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

This is pretty good too.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
lets list animals who aren't jerks:

bonobo's
web spiders (hey, your own dang fault if you decide it would be cool to ram into it, flies)

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
Every species of wasp
All animals where the babies have to eat their way out of their mother. Bonus if the male has to rape the female

Edit-sorry misread that as listing animals that are jerks

Non jerks:

Geckos

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Whenever an animal does something stupid, humans always have the upper hand in that we can use our fingers to gouge the eyes of the animal. Even if it's something like a shark or a bear, we almost always have a hand free to gouge out the animal's eyes. The great thing about that is even if the animal succeeds in taking one of our hands or arms or whatever, we left it mortally wounded. The animal will absolutely pay for its mistake with its life.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
honestly your first video disproves your point, the leopard hesitates and looks absolutely ashamed of what he's doing because he notices the people watching, it's a loving matter of survival and he's saving himself over a newborn; he's not doing it do be a dick.

It's rather beautiful if you think about it.

OP is a dumb dipshit spoiled bitch nigga who should die by being eaten alive by a baboon.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


the culminator posted:


Non jerks:

Geckos

Yeah, geckos are usually chill dudes that eat all the nasty insects that try to get in my house. Sadly my cat is the jerk that kills them for fun.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Shark weeek more like jerk week

Store

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick posted:

honestly your first video disproves your point, the leopard hesitates and looks absolutely ashamed of what he's doing because he notices the people watching, it's a loving matter of survival and he's saving himself over a newborn; he's not doing it do be a dick.

It's rather beautiful if you think about it.

OP is a dumb dipshit spoiled bitch nigga who should die by being eaten alive by a baboon.

yah actually it considers the humans possible competitors for its lunch. eventually it realizes theyre harmless euros & unworthy of any consideration

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

dont know what it did but i promise that cat deserved it

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1vJQyV8lMI

lol @ all these terrible mothers of the animal kingdom too

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


the culminator posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1vJQyV8lMI

lol @ all these terrible mothers of the animal kingdom too

Why didn't the mother help her child?????

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax


chill swine

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Helpimscared posted:

I was at the dog park once, another male dog came up to mine and started humping him.

I was at a dog park once and a dog came up to sniff my dog's butt. My dog backed into him so that he could hump him.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Here op. Let's get some eyes on these.

Jesus Christ that second one, lol

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
lol i love seeing dogs outsmart cats. score one for the good guys.

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Imagine if you were the newly born lamb and God made you for one purpose, to die instantly when your skittish mom peaces out

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