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Synathaesia
Jul 4, 2009

it's been a hard day's night
and I'd been workin' like a dog

For anyone who hasn't seen this campaign before, it represents the hilarious misconception that people would welcome the opportunity to work more efficiently at all hours of the day.






GOAL:
Reflect on your work life, the reasons why you're slowly dying, and the state of the modern employee.
Go forth, and create:



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KimJongUnstoppable
Sep 18, 2010

Juche Lyfe 4 Ever!
I'm pretty sure 100% of people would pretend to be working in those situations but 0% of them actually would.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





holy poo poo that's loving depressing

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I could, but my hospital might get pissy about that sort of thing.
hippa and all that.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

idg workaholics unless they are working for doctors without borders or something

if youre some bullshit person devoting your entire life to capitalism.. man... cant even imagine

well thats my 2 cents, listen to punk rock

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

that chick silhouette got a nice rear end

Synathaesia
Jul 4, 2009

it's been a hard day's night
and I'd been workin' like a dog

Parallax Scroll posted:

that chick silhouette got a nice rear end

she's working and she isn't cheap

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

THS posted:

idg workaholics unless they are working for doctors without borders or something

if youre some bullshit person devoting your entire life to capitalism.. man... cant even imagine

well thats my 2 cents, listen to punk rock

well some people really enjoy what they do and may have a personal interest in their work aka runs a company or is inventing something or both and in that context i think its okay

but i dont think a lot of people are like this so idk

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
hello IT i need the newest version of all the software we use

all of it

i dont know for writing emails and mails and poo poo

i know that

well how do you know im not programming those mails dumbass i didnt say what kind

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Control Volume posted:

well some people really enjoy what they do and may have a personal interest in their work aka runs a company or is inventing something or both and in that context i think its okay

but i dont think a lot of people are like this so idk

even in that context

"work on your vacation!!" "you can work while at your childs soccer game!!!!" "work while havin a drink with friends at happy hour!!!!!!!"

no no no

Synathaesia
Jul 4, 2009

it's been a hard day's night
and I'd been workin' like a dog

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009
Someone not lazy repost the work crew thread ones

Synathaesia
Jul 4, 2009

it's been a hard day's night
and I'd been workin' like a dog




Jedi Knight Luigi posted:

Someone not lazy repost the work crew thread ones

already on it chief

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
if anything my work shits are too fast

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

THS posted:

even in that context

"work on your vacation!!" "you can work while at your childs soccer game!!!!" "work while havin a drink with friends at happy hour!!!!!!!"

no no no

well those people usually dont have vacations, kids, or friends

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!

Haha that's exactly what I was trying to think of for this one but couldn't quite get the words right.

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009


lol

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Synathaesia posted:





already on it chief

Both of these are incredibly accurate

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

The bed graphic is definitely the most phoned in of all the graphics. You can tell the person who was given the job of making this bullshit did this in his bed.

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot
FUUUCk i tried to adblock the ron paul guy's signature and avatar to erase him from existence btu i ended up deleting everyone's avvie. sorry guys.

GROVER CURES HOUSE
Aug 26, 2007

Go on...

should be a guillotine

Synathaesia
Jul 4, 2009

it's been a hard day's night
and I'd been workin' like a dog

Bread Set Jettison posted:

The bed graphic is definitely the most phoned in of all the graphics. You can tell the person who was given the job of making this bullshit did this in his bed.

Have you seen "two recent chemotherapy patients and their baby with undersized head sit stoically on uncomfortable couch"?

h34rts
Aug 3, 2012

I drink coffee because
I need it and I drink gin
because I deserve it.
Lipstick Apathy

So much this.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

h34rts posted:

So much this.

-Posted from my iPhone

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
gently caress you micro$oft!

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
And you idiots wonder why everyone in Europe laughs at you.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Nutsngum posted:

And you idiots wonder why everyone in Europe laughs at you.

We actually don't

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012

Skeleton Ape posted:

We actually don't

yeah, i'm way too busy tying to come up with a way to waterproof my tablet so i can work in the shower

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

5

tehsid
Dec 24, 2007

Nobility is sadly overrated.
Off topic but

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

THS posted:

if youre some bullshit person devoting your entire life to capitalism.. man... cant even imagine

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
totally a celebration to increased productivity and not a sad statement of today's hosed up priorities

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

tehsid posted:

Off topic but



Holy gently caress, this one's my favourite.

"Clone midget, what? Oh, gently caress... wow."

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
cis white male looking to profit hmu

Frozen Horse
Aug 6, 2007
Just a humble wandering street philosopher.


Really, the big problems with Office365 are that it changes a purchase to a subscription and that all your data are stored on someone else's servers. So, deciding to defer buying an upgrade to office for a while during a low-sales quarter goes from "Some of the documents we're being emailed don't open perfectly" to "We can't open any of our business-critical documents at all." Do you feel that? It's the feeling of realizing that you're not a customer, you're a hostage.

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RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Apparently you have neither humor nor photoshop skills.

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