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Frozen Horse: Aug 6, 2007; Just a humble wandering street philosopher.

RandomBlue posted:

Apparently you have neither humor nor photoshop skills.

Apparently this one hit too close to home for you?

It's crap, but so are the originals and it's better than anything you've yet contributed to the thread.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 06:22

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:33

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

Frozen Horse posted:

Apparently this one hit too close to home for you?

It's crap, but so are the originals and it's better than anything you've yet contributed to the thread.

Sometimes silence is golden.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 07:06

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.: Sep 29, 2001

RandomBlue posted:

Sometimes silence is golden.

and duct tape is silver

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:36

Hellsau: Jan 14, 2010; NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Ruby got Railed posted:

and duct tape is silver

Keep your kinks outta this thread please.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:29

Al Nipper: May 7, 2008; by XyloJW

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:40

Ultraklystron: May 19, 2010; Unsafe At Every Speed

I kind of took this a different place.

I'm the like the dad.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:42

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Put down those books and stop living in fantasy land, time to get a real job.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:14

SolidMumu: Feb 23, 2012

Synathaesia posted:

# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:19

Squatch Ambassador: Nov 12, 2008; What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:32

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

THS posted:

idg workaholics unless they are working for doctors without borders or something

if youre some bullshit person devoting your entire life to capitalism.. man... cant even imagine

well thats my 2 cents, listen to punk rock

based on my sample of size of two workaholics either own the company or are getting away from their wife because they're both too stupid to get a divorce

# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:17

Knitting Beetles: Feb 4, 2006; Fallen Rib

# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:35

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Pvt Dancer posted:

# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:59

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Pvt Dancer posted:

fresh clothes in the trunk of your car doesn't sound like a bad idea.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 03:06

Bread Set Jettison: Jan 8, 2009

Pvt Dancer posted:

# ? Sep 19, 2014 03:08

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Ultraklystron posted:

I kind of took this a different place.

I'm the like the dad.

loving lol

"God what have I seen this guy in??"

True story, the whole time I watched the kings speech, I had Wikipedia open

Thankfully I was alone

# ? Sep 19, 2014 03:22

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

# ? Sep 19, 2014 05:01

Recoome: Nov 9, 2013; Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

RandomBlue posted:

Apparently you have neither humor nor photoshop skills.

please post an e/n thread on why your partner/spouse left you due to work.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 05:02

extremebuff: Jun 20, 2010

THS posted:

idg workaholics unless they are working for doctors without borders or something

if youre some bullshit person devoting your entire life to capitalism.. man... cant even imagine

well thats my 2 cents, listen to punk rock

# ? Sep 19, 2014 05:19

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

i honestly, un-ironically, truthfully hate this world i was born into

# ? Sep 19, 2014 06:32

Hellsau: Jan 14, 2010; NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Animal-Mother posted:

i honestly, un-ironically, truthfully hate this world i was born into

That's fine dear but you really do need to get a job.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 06:33

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

Leo Showers posted:

please post an e/n thread on why your partner/spouse left you due to work.

I can only dream of that day...

# ? Sep 19, 2014 06:45

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

oh boy, more work! now i can work on my off time and never be happy again!

thanks Microsoft!

# ? Sep 19, 2014 06:54

Ultraklystron: May 19, 2010; Unsafe At Every Speed

Slightly more on topic this time.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 07:04

tough stains: May 23, 2007; Desire gets the upper hand over insight and foresight and the results are often needless entanglement.

Momohime Katsumi posted:

FUUUCk i tried to adblock the ron paul guy's signature and avatar to erase him from existence btu i ended up deleting everyone's avvie. sorry guys.

Slide it over a bit to "signature" and it worked for me.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 07:21

duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

# ? Sep 19, 2014 07:54

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."