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There's like no heels left for him to fight either that haven't been jobbed to death. Except maybe Orton. 
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Oh right, there's Rusev. Which...it'd be very WWE if this is leading to Cena/Rusev. "I fight for America, JACK!"
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GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:It's all over, the Authority has won, they're celebrating and drinking and playing music or whatever. Then it happens, his music hits, the triumphant return of the guy everyone has been waiting for.
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Sep 16, 2014 17:53
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You always want those two properties. Everyone hits them moving past Go.
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MacDougall posted:Okay rationalise this for me please, taking into consideration that it's a looping game? The rarity of landing on Boardwalk or Park Place is compounded by a slight overshoot of that plopping you right on Baltic or Club Med. It happens all the time and sucks up the Go money for whoever put hotels there. DeathChicken fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Sep 16, 2014 |
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Sep 16, 2014 20:29
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Luigi Thirty posted:Is it as good as the Star Trek one? This also encapsulates watching Raw.
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Sep 16, 2014 20:58
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Cena vs Rusev in fine in theory, although it means they're destroying *another* heel after like two months to feed the Cena Monster. It doesn't really need to be for the title, but it will be because WWE.
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Sep 17, 2014 03:01
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Pretty much every face in the company that isn't Cena, Reigns or an Uso is a midcarder who hasn't been pushed in five years.
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Sep 17, 2014 04:32
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Then there's that weird disconnect where Umaga was a Samoan savage but the Usos and Rikishi were relatively normal. Maybe Umaga was from South Samoa.
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Sep 17, 2014 17:18
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The crowd loves Reigns to death, so that would still make him a heel by default.
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Sep 17, 2014 18:20
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TheJoker138 posted:Most Diva's matches don't end after a single bump causes one of the women's hips to explode like an MK brutality. Well not now, but back when Aksana was around there was always a chance.
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Sep 18, 2014 03:58
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Ravishing Dave Meltzer.
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Sep 19, 2014 04:17
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It's hard to even judge the Usos on their match quality anymore since they've turned into a tag team of Cenas where the division has been gutted to put them over. They shouldn't have gone over the Wyatts, but they did and now the Wyatts are dead, so you had the nonsensical heel turn for the Dusts. When they're done beating the Dusts, I guess you'll get Ascension, and it's just a neverending storm of teams being fed to them, even if you have to turn a face team heel with a plot hammer to do so.
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Sep 19, 2014 22:11
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Jerusalem posted:Can't disagree with that but gently caress that anyway because Austin's heel turn was loving amazing and I enjoyed every goddamn second of it. This. If people didn't pay money for Evil Austin, that's because people are stupid, not that Evil Austin was bad.
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Sep 20, 2014 13:12
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Well he's Samoan. Ambrose would end up with a broken arm.
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Sep 20, 2014 15:46
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They'll end up feeding Rollins to Cena since with Reigns gone, that panic button is *really* gonna be mashed.
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Sep 20, 2014 18:37
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Luigi Thirty posted:Am I being worked into a shoot? Am I a jabronie mark? Writer: We don't know when Reigns will be back, sir. Vince: WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE IN THE PIPE? Writer: Well, Cena could go over Brock. Then Rusev. Then Rollins. Vince: WE'RE GOOD UNTIL THE RUMBLE!
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Plan B(unny)
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Valeyard posted:And now Reigns gets jobbed out for his intestines being a pussy There is no sick!
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Sep 21, 2014 14:54
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Coincidentally you can also point out the moment in that match the Roman Reigns bus starts rolling, as when it became apparent Batista was most likely winning, the crowd decides they *really* want Reigns to win out of the options left.
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Sep 21, 2014 15:45
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sticklefifer posted:Has anyone ever made a montage of Orton vs Table? He never got his win back for this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKRVhWzl8nQ
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Sep 22, 2014 05:37
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Smoking Crow posted:I'm a little worried that no one gets real heel heat in the WWE. Brock isn't hated so much as held in awe by the fans. I want an old fashioned Big Boss Man style rear end in a top hat that people want to beat the poo poo out of. Rusev isn't really there yet, but Lana certainly is. Hell, Rusev comes across as kind of sympathetic just because Lana is such an rear end in a top hat.
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Sep 22, 2014 05:40
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You'd almost think there's ten years worth of precedence for that bitching.
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Sep 22, 2014 05:53
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I think the one thing I actually liked in Cena/Brock was Cena doing his usual "My arms are half a foot away from your head" STF, and Brock just kind of tugging his arms out of the way.
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Sep 22, 2014 15:08
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I actually did like the ending of Cesaro/Sheamus. Sheamus just got him with a good one in the middle of a hoss-off. Orton/Jericho would have been better if Jericho didn't sit up there for like 30 seconds yelling for Orton to turn around. What the hell was that
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Sep 22, 2014 15:23
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Doctor Goggles posted:Dean should only be malicious to the people he actually hates. The cab driver was only caught in the wake of his single-minded pursuit of Seth Rollins. Now I want someone to photoshop Dean and Seth into the "Have you seen this boy?" scene from Terminator 2.
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Sep 22, 2014 17:14
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What it really seemed like they were doing in that match was the exact opposite of the last Brock/Cena match, with Cena immediately hitting his finisher to little effect, so then he just kept hitting finishers over and over with each one sticking a little more than the last. Till he eventually hits a fourth one and it was pretty clear Brock was probably done in the narrative of the match, then he was bailed out.
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Sep 22, 2014 18:07
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Huh? The announcers were flipping their poo poo going "FOUR AAS, THAT'S IT IT'S OVER oh Seth Rollins is here"
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Shine posted:Yeah. He's probably the most legit monster they've ever had. They can realistically portray that you can't "out-fight" him (UFC champion) or out-wrestle him (NCAA wrestling champion), and he isn't a hotshot rookie who can be beaten with "veteran experience" (he's been wrestling for over a decade and beat The Undertaker at Wrestlemania despite the latter's win steak, stupid hair and HD cold sores). I'd love to see them ride him out for a year or more, establishing him as the unbeatable champion of a generation. When he finally loses, it should be to someone they want to establish as a top name for years to come, like Charlotte Flair. Charlotte Flair beating Brock at Wrestlemania is the best possible option.
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Sep 22, 2014 18:59
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pressedbunny posted:Half a tube of Pringles and any 80s issue of Penthouse. I like to think WWE got permanent rights to Matt Hardy's Monster Magnet song by handing Dave Wyndorf a bag of shrooms.
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Yuriy posted:"Ronda Rousey" RUTHLESS AGGRESSION
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Sep 22, 2014 19:21
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So just to run it down, the things that have made Brock Lesnar lose (or about to lose before interference) since his return are chain shots to the head, Pedigrees onto stairs, or being John Cena and AAing him a bunch of times.
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Sep 22, 2014 19:33
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Man, if Cena were somehow injured tomorrow WWE would suddenly be hilarious. There are no faces (non-injured) they haven't buried yet except for Ambrose. Or I guess to a lesser degree, Sheamus.
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If they did blood anymore, Brock making him pass out from blood loss would be neat. He's already at the Austin going after Bret Hart stage anyway with Rollins playing the part of Bret.
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