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g to the music skrillex makes every day for the rest of your life at least two hours a day REMINDER: skrillex's skin looks like this and his music sounds like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F21aifX0lZY thank you for voting
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 04:58 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 12:24 |
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thats a good song
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:02 |
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ZergFluid posted:thats a good song I didn't even listen to it, I assume it sounds like every other skrillex song
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:04 |
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Wolfsheim posted:I didn't even listen to it, I assume it sounds like every other skrillex song Parts of it sound like he rips off Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy."
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:06 |
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Could we use full body condoms like they had in Naked Gun? If no, then I choose the music option.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:07 |
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I would down a couple cialis with a mickey of jagermeister and bang the poo poo out of that pocked little imp
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:08 |
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honestly i'd just bottom for him one time and get it over with
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:08 |
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mookface posted:I would down a couple cialis with a mickey of jagermeister and bang the poo poo out of that pocked little imp You have to be completely sober and maintain full eye contact during
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:09 |
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uggggggggh
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:10 |
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i'd choose music so it would drown out the music at work.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:13 |
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ZergFluid posted:honestly i'd just bottom for him one time and get it over with this is where i am too. I don't think I could get it up for him
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:15 |
did he wrap his greasy hair around his glasses? the gently caress? can I listen to the music while I am asleep every night?
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:16 |
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Skillex's music is awesome and I'm straight so???
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:18 |
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Machai posted:did he wrap his greasy hair around his glasses? the gently caress? can I listen to the music while I am asleep every night? yes but it slowly begins to seep into your dreams until every night is basically a skrillex music video naem posted:Skillex's music is awesome and I'm straight so??? wrong on both counts
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:19 |
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would just letting him suck my dick be ok
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:19 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:would just letting him suck my dick be ok yes but still the eye contact thing and you have to successfully orgasm or it doesn't count
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:20 |
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Wolfsheim posted:yes but still the eye contact thing and you have to successfully orgasm or it doesn't count ok yeah thats fine
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:22 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:ok yeah thats fine we'll have his people talk to your people
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:23 |
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Wolfsheim posted:You have to be completely sober and maintain full eye contact during Can I use astro glide? I don't think I could lubricate naturally while maintaining eye contact
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:26 |
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your ironic attempt to use reverse psychology to get us to not vote the joke option means I picked the third one as I consider that to be the true joke option also whats with peoples weird obsession with trying to make people choose between two forms of hell as a "thought experiment"
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:37 |
i'm gay options as a poll in every thread would increase my posting efficiency significantly so good on you op
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 07:49 |
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Is it full sex or does a beej count? Could I use the strapon from Se7en?
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 08:16 |
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How long do I have left to live?
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 08:17 |
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how long do i have to listen to the music for i couldnt see this sorry if i missed it edit: oh i see i guess id choose neither
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 08:27 |
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Secks Cauldron posted:Could we use full body condoms like they had in Naked Gun? If no, then I choose the music option. I'd bang that long haired layabout and prematurely ejaculate so fast. TWO HOURS A DAY MAN. Are you hosed in the head or what?
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 08:36 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:how long do i have to listen to the music for i couldnt see this sorry if i missed it OBVIOUSLY that's not an option, idiot
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 08:38 |
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Wolfsheim posted:OBVIOUSLY that's not an option, idiot no you cant make me sex or listen i wont i wont do it.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 08:39 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:no you cant make me sex or listen i wont i wont do it. by viewing and posting in this thread you've explicitly agreed to the terms laid out in the OP, sorry Al Borland posted:How long do I have left to live? to your horror, you discover that consistent exposure to skrillex's music lengthens your lifespan by centuries on the flip side, having sex with him puts you at risk of catching whatever sickness he has that makes him look like that, which i'm guessing would give you like 5-10 years to live tops?
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 08:45 |
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Wolfsheim posted:to your horror, you discover that consistent exposure to skrillex's music lengthens your lifespan by centuries i will listen for 2 hours ever yday
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 08:51 |
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this, this is the face of the machine world, when all humanity and light in the human soul has been replaced with digital simulacra would earfuck skrillex so he understands exactly what his music does to innocents
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 08:51 |
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I have a thing for ugly little men. Easy choice. Gonna grab a hold of that nasty ratty hair while he's pounding my vag.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 08:54 |
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reminder that taht scrawny-rear end pizza face has ahd more sex than all goons combined
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 09:03 |
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Alright, bring in skrillex. No kissing.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 09:24 |
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can someone please tell me what happened to skrillex's face.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 10:22 |
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Wolfsheim posted:by viewing and posting in this thread you've explicitly agreed to the terms laid out in the OP, sorry I choose 2 hours every day but im gonna put it on a very low setting and listen to other music loudly over it.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 10:45 |
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will it still count if i can't maintain an erection?
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 11:42 |
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i pick the sweet release of death
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 11:43 |
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okay, guys i did a little math. If I live another 50 years, that's 8760 days or 210,240 hours. 17520 of those hours would be spent listening to Skillex. All told, that's 730 days or 2 YEARS of my life. gently caress that. If anyone takes that option, that are full-on reatards. ----------------
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 11:52 |
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i guess i would choose the sex op
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 12:15 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 12:24 |
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I would go to the dentist to have my teeth drilled while dealing with irritable bowel syndrome at the same time. That's pretty much what Skrillex's music sounds like.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 12:18 |