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which of the choices from the thread do you choose
the sex
the music
this option is for if you are a voter that likes both of those things??
"i'm gay" this is the hilarious joke fourth option (PICK THIS) (JOKES)
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Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

and god is on your side
dividing sparrows from the nightingales
g to the music skrillex makes every day for the rest of your life at least two hours a day

REMINDER: skrillex's skin looks like this



and his music sounds like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F21aifX0lZY

thank you for voting :angel:

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ZergFluid
Feb 20, 2014

by XyloJW
thats a good song

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

and god is on your side
dividing sparrows from the nightingales

ZergFluid posted:

thats a good song

I didn't even listen to it, I assume it sounds like every other skrillex song :shrug:

ZergFluid
Feb 20, 2014

by XyloJW

Wolfsheim posted:

I didn't even listen to it, I assume it sounds like every other skrillex song :shrug:

Parts of it sound like he rips off Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy."

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Could we use full body condoms like they had in Naked Gun? If no, then I choose the music option.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I would down a couple cialis with a mickey of jagermeister and bang the poo poo out of that pocked little imp

ZergFluid
Feb 20, 2014

by XyloJW
honestly i'd just bottom for him one time and get it over with

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

and god is on your side
dividing sparrows from the nightingales

mookface posted:

I would down a couple cialis with a mickey of jagermeister and bang the poo poo out of that pocked little imp

You have to be completely sober and maintain full eye contact during

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
uggggggggh

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i'd choose music so it would drown out the music at work.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

ZergFluid posted:

honestly i'd just bottom for him one time and get it over with

this is where i am too. I don't think I could get it up for him

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

did he wrap his greasy hair around his glasses? the gently caress? can I listen to the music while I am asleep every night?

naem
May 29, 2011

Skillex's music is awesome and I'm straight so???

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

and god is on your side
dividing sparrows from the nightingales

Machai posted:

did he wrap his greasy hair around his glasses? the gently caress? can I listen to the music while I am asleep every night?

yes but it slowly begins to seep into your dreams until every night is basically a skrillex music video

naem posted:

Skillex's music is awesome and I'm straight so???

wrong on both counts :owned:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


would just letting him suck my dick be ok

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

and god is on your side
dividing sparrows from the nightingales

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

would just letting him suck my dick be ok

yes but still the eye contact thing and you have to successfully orgasm or it doesn't count

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Wolfsheim posted:

yes but still the eye contact thing and you have to successfully orgasm or it doesn't count

ok yeah thats fine

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

ok yeah thats fine

we'll have his people talk to your people

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Wolfsheim posted:

You have to be completely sober and maintain full eye contact during

Can I use astro glide? I don't think I could lubricate naturally while maintaining eye contact

PrBacterio
Jul 19, 2000
your ironic attempt to use reverse psychology to get us to not vote the joke option means I picked the third one as I consider that to be the true joke option
also whats with peoples weird obsession with trying to make people choose between two forms of hell as a "thought experiment" :confused:

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




i'm gay options as a poll in every thread would increase my posting efficiency significantly

so good on you op

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Is it full sex or does a beej count?

Could I use the strapon from Se7en?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
How long do I have left to live?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

how long do i have to listen to the music for i couldnt see this sorry if i missed it

edit: oh i see i guess id choose neither

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Secks Cauldron posted:

Could we use full body condoms like they had in Naked Gun? If no, then I choose the music option.

I'd bang that long haired layabout and prematurely ejaculate so fast. TWO HOURS A DAY MAN. Are you hosed in the head or what?

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

and god is on your side
dividing sparrows from the nightingales

lonesomedwarf posted:

how long do i have to listen to the music for i couldnt see this sorry if i missed it

edit: oh i see i guess id choose neither

OBVIOUSLY that's not an option, idiot :rolleyes:

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Wolfsheim posted:

OBVIOUSLY that's not an option, idiot :rolleyes:

no you cant make me sex or listen i wont i wont do it.

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

and god is on your side
dividing sparrows from the nightingales

lonesomedwarf posted:

no you cant make me sex or listen i wont i wont do it.

by viewing and posting in this thread you've explicitly agreed to the terms laid out in the OP, sorry

Al Borland posted:

How long do I have left to live?

to your horror, you discover that consistent exposure to skrillex's music lengthens your lifespan by centuries

on the flip side, having sex with him puts you at risk of catching whatever sickness he has that makes him look like that, which i'm guessing would give you like 5-10 years to live tops?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Wolfsheim posted:

to your horror, you discover that consistent exposure to skrillex's music lengthens your lifespan by centuries

i will listen for 2 hours ever yday

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

this, this is the face of the machine world, when all humanity and light in the human soul has been replaced with digital simulacra

would earfuck skrillex so he understands exactly what his music does to innocents

Cuniculous
Apr 23, 2007

kill people burn shit fuck school
:getin:
I have a thing for ugly little men. Easy choice. Gonna grab a hold of that nasty ratty hair while he's pounding my vag.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

reminder that taht scrawny-rear end pizza face has ahd more sex than all goons combined

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Alright, bring in skrillex. No kissing.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
can someone please tell me what happened to skrillex's face.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Wolfsheim posted:

by viewing and posting in this thread you've explicitly agreed to the terms laid out in the OP, sorry


to your horror, you discover that consistent exposure to skrillex's music lengthens your lifespan by centuries

on the flip side, having sex with him puts you at risk of catching whatever sickness he has that makes him look like that, which i'm guessing would give you like 5-10 years to live tops?

I choose 2 hours every day but im gonna put it on a very low setting and listen to other music loudly over it.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
will it still count if i can't maintain an erection?

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010
i pick the sweet release of death

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
okay, guys i did a little math.

If I live another 50 years, that's 8760 days or 210,240 hours. 17520 of those hours would be spent listening to Skillex. All told, that's 730 days or 2 YEARS of my life.

gently caress that. If anyone takes that option, that are full-on reatards.

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facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
i guess i would choose the sex op

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resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
I would go to the dentist to have my teeth drilled while dealing with irritable bowel syndrome at the same time.

That's pretty much what Skrillex's music sounds like.

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