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Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

quote:

Booker Bowie, who was Peterson's defensive coordinator at Palestine High School in Texas, told the Daily Mail that he used to smack Peterson with an 18-inch long wooden paddle. Bowie called that "tough love" and afterward, Bowie said Peterson would respond by saying, "Coach, thank you."

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ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

argondamn posted:

sadly it's just a manager minigame where you have to weigh the player's value to your team against the potential backlash from the media if they find out

Sponsors are rumbling, even though they only make up about 30% of revenue. Commercial free nfl games soon, unless they sign on those, "BUY THESE GOLD PLATED TIN COINS" ops.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Football trying desperately to catch up with MMA for the title of Most Homoerotic Sport.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

nbc making sure to let us know all these in trouble dudes are still bringing in $700k #classwarfare

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Cthulu Carl posted:

Football trying desperately to catch up with MMA for the title of Most Homoerotic Sport.

Now all we need is some NFL player to beat his porn star girlfriend in a hotel room with a dildo bat.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
adrian peterson be driving around and he's got that i beat my kid with my other kid bumper sticker but nobody thinks it a joke now. nobody.

johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004

One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

Kelfeftaf posted:

Reggie Bush: "I most definitely discipline my daughter. I have a 1-year-old daughter, and I discipline her. Obviously, every person is different, and I definitely will use my best judgement to discipline her depending on the situation and what happens. I definitely will try to obviously not leave bruises or anything like that on her, but I definitely will discipline her, harshly, depending on what the situation is."

WTF.

He disciplines a one year old. Obviously there's something seriously wrong with a person who could ever discipline 1-year old (not talking about telling them "no you can't pull the cat's tail" but striking them). Bush is clearly hosed in the head. But the real reason we know he's hosed in his head is that, immediately following two of the biggest abuse scandals in (recent?) pro-sports history, he thinks it a perfect time to tweet that he disciplines his one year old but tries not to bruise her, and looks forward to harshly disciplining her as soon as necessary.

What a piece of poo poo.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Nonsense posted:

nbc making sure to let us know all these in trouble dudes are still bringing in $700k #classwarfare

financial failure=your fault, hippy
beat your kids=oh you poor poor thing oh you just couldnt help yourself

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Frostwerks posted:

adrian peterson be driving around and he's got that i beat my kid with my other kid bumper sticker but nobody thinks it a joke now. nobody.

ESPN thinks there is nothing wrong with hitting a 4 year old kid in the nuts with a tree branch, just saying.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

johnny sack posted:

He disciplines a one year old. Obviously there's something seriously wrong with a person who could ever discipline 1-year old (not talking about telling them "no you can't pull the cat's tail" but striking them). Bush is clearly hosed in the head. But the real reason we know he's hosed in his head is that, immediately following two of the biggest abuse scandals in (recent?) pro-sports history, he thinks it a perfect time to tweet that he disciplines his one year old but tries not to bruise her, and looks forward to harshly disciplining her as soon as necessary.

What a piece of poo poo.

It wasn't a Tweet, but rather a radio interview.

Same poo poo though. Disgusting.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
CBS released a statement saying they will NOT use Rihanna's performance going forward, saying, "Beginning this Thursday, we will be moving in a different direction with some elements of our Thursday Night Football open. We will be using our newly created Thursday Night Football theme music to open our game broadcast."

Their PR team must be top notch.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

ColdReaches posted:

Now all we need is some NFL player to beat his porn star girlfriend in a hotel room the get checked into the ER after "falling on" a dildo bat.

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

ColdReaches posted:

CBS released a statement saying they will NOT use Rihanna's performance going forward, saying, "Beginning this Thursday, we will be moving in a different direction with some elements of our Thursday Night Football open. We will be using our newly created Thursday Night Football theme music to open our game broadcast."

Their PR team must be top notch.

Forgot to mention that Rihanna got all pissy when they pulled it off last week, so she went on a twitter tirade telling them to gently caress off.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Scyantific posted:

Forgot to mention that Rihanna got all pissy when they pulled it off last week, so she went on a twitter tirade telling them to gently caress off.

thats the joke

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

is the song about hitting women or what

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

It's a song about how gay I am.

I'm gay.

Captain Rufus
Sep 16, 2005

CAPTAIN WORD SALAD

OFF MY MEDS AGAIN PLEASE DON'T USE BIG WORDS

UNNECESSARY LINE BREAK
Why can't we just have harmless NFL "scandals"?

Like Tom Brady in the front of a man train? Or anything else that would cause Patriots fans to be mentally miserable instead of just annoying fuckwits?

Also anything to annoy Texas football fans. Or something that could make Football games run maybe an hour including commercials so I might want to bother watching the Giants, preferably games where they stomp on the Patriots because gently caress the Pats. No the latter isn't a scandal but I might actually watch Football if they didn't make it so loving boring.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Big Beef City posted:

It's a song about how gay I am.

I'm gay.

wanna like have gay sex and make a movie?

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Captain Rufus posted:

Why can't we just have harmless NFL "scandals"?

Like Tom Brady in the front of a man train? Or anything else that would cause Patriots fans to be mentally miserable instead of just annoying fuckwits?

Also anything to annoy Texas football fans. Or something that could make Football games run maybe an hour including commercials so I might want to bother watching the Giants, preferably games where they stomp on the Patriots because gently caress the Pats. No the latter isn't a scandal but I might actually watch Football if they didn't make it so loving boring.

Dallas Cowboys lineman revealed to be serious Vampire:The Masquerade larper, known to associate with one "Chaz Darling".

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Captain Rufus posted:

Why can't we just have harmless NFL "scandals"?

Like Tom Brady in the front of a man train? Or anything else that would cause Patriots fans to be mentally miserable instead of just annoying fuckwits?

Also anything to annoy Texas football fans. Or something that could make Football games run maybe an hour including commercials so I might want to bother watching the Giants, preferably games where they stomp on the Patriots because gently caress the Pats. No the latter isn't a scandal but I might actually watch Football if they didn't make it so loving boring.

gently caress you, Pats rule, and as a Pats fan I'd welcome AP to the team with open arms. And a switch.

Thank you, Coach.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Captain Rufus posted:

Why can't we just have harmless NFL "scandals"?

The "Love Boat" deal back in '05 was pretty harmless. It was awkward as hell, but no one got hurt.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Dead Blue Sky posted:

The "Love Boat" deal back in '05 was pretty harmless. It was awkward as hell, but no one got hurt.

There's literally been dozens of domestic abuse cases in the NFL over the last few years and no one gave two shits until Ray Rice.

Video changes everything.

Same with AP. If there were no pictures, its doubtful this is a story at all.

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
my father punched me in the face

matrocious
Feb 7, 2011

ArbitraryC posted:

I kept looking around for the onion's symbol but I couldn't find it.

Reality has long since eclipse parody in absurdity.

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Speaking of which... Juliet Macur in the New York Times (paywall)

quote:

Asked if any women had been involved in the decision-making process concerning the Rice case, [Steve Bisciotti] said, “Unfortunately, we don’t have a female president, G.M. or coach,” before joking that maybe if his head public relations man would leave, there would be an opening.

He also said the team would have a domestic violence policy at least as tough as or even tougher than the one the N.F.L. has adopted. But he warned that strict policy might come with pitfalls, like “opportunistic” people coming forward with false accusations.

His advice to players?

“Be paranoid,” he said. “Say to yourself, ‘Tonight’s the night someone’s going to put me in a bad situation.’ It’s really healthy to be paranoid when you’re out and about.”

"Tonight's the night my wife might put me into a bad situation by slamming her face into my fist."

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