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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

video games are getting more and more realistic these days. it used to be that they weren't so realistic and you could see the pixels. now there's such a thing as an aculus rift. with a new world of smart devices and home smart device (not a cellphone but something else) you can even make it to have virtual reality sex. warning, this is a mature thread by the way (duh).

what are your ideas for sex games? here's mine.

bro balls holocaust:

tease the interactive balls then drag and drop them into the friend zone. they go blue and burst after two night-day cycles.

no fap Friday:

actually an achievement you get if you spend a Friday not jacking off in the 3d anime realm.

digimuffin:

the Sanyo e-puss is a realistic, soft and very moist interactive crotch made for exterior play. suck and slurp it to completion on 3 difficulty settings while navigating a procedurally generated frozen dinner hell scape.

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Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Special Victims Unit MMO.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

like Bop It but the goal is to please a woman sexually

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
dont tell anyone youll get in trouble too™

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
The Chex blaster game.

But, with dicks or something.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

psyopmonkey posted:

The Chex blaster game.

But, with dicks or something.
dicks + chex are a painful combination i'm sorry but I wouldn't pay money for this game

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
deep space nine

you explore the "deep space" of a nine year old

get it? becasusggs daatrek blablabllbalmds bankmfklmS

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Dave Concepcion posted:

deep space nine

you explore the "deep space" of a nine year old

get it? becasusggs daatrek blablabllbalmds bankmfklmS
reported...

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Cucktales The Speed Run Game

Watch through the occulus rift as multiple men speed run your wife / girlfriend.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Al Borland posted:

Cucktales The Speed Run Game

Watch through the occulus rift as multiple men speed run your wife / girlfriend.
cuck done quick

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

check your privilege plathaver

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
call of booty!!! just a lil gem i coined right now

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

a hole-y ghost posted:

cuck done quick

Gotta bang Scrooge McCucked's wife while he swims around in used XL condoms.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
a diy hand puppets kit you can ejaculate into

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

gary oldmans diary posted:

a diy hand puppets kit you can ejaculate into

A sock?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

gary oldmans diary posted:

a diy hand puppets kit you can ejaculate into
operating a hand puppet w your dick is too hard. don't much like this game idea either


e:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
not just a sock in the world of imagination and porn

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Dont over cook you stea...

:gonk:

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Leasire Suit Larry :lmfao:

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

:lmao:

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

god drat it

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

been savin the old jizz sock for a rainy day and by that i mean forums user gbs poster a rainy day and by savin i mean that ill send it to him in the mail once i get his home address

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
try lol or roflmao mahbe

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
:lollerskate:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Call of battlefield: modern bukkake

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
a game where you queue up dozens of downloads then shortly after the first thing finishes downloading you ejaculate then cancel all the rest of the downloads

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

Joust posted:

Special Victims Unit MMO.

/fuckbenson

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Ancient Greece: Sword Fighting Olympiad

ed: :roflolmao:

e2: :awesome:

lonesomedwarf fucked around with this message at 08:49 on Sep 16, 2014

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Mirrors Edge 2: Parkour Pussy

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

psyopmonkey posted:

Mirrors Edge 2: Parkour Pussy
drat I want a sequel to that game so badly even if it's a sex game... as long as there;'s a lot of running :allears:

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
[REDACTED]'s [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

A bestiality simulator set in [REDACTED], [REDACTED], USA.

the sexiness is ...piled high

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Assassins Cream: Revolutionary Cumblast

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i would edge psyopmonkeys mirror....... iykwim

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
I've played some of those porno flash games where you have to manage a brothel or whatever and they are legit engrossing business simulators and I can waste hours maxing out my hooker stats and poo poo, it owns. Make more of those, basically. Maybe one where you run a porno studio and have to schedule shoots and try to predict genre trends to maximize sales and deal with changes in legislation and STD breakouts. Would play, even without a single visible titty in the game.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Sex

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
descent but your ship is a penis and the exit tunnel is a vagina

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Black and White 3: Interracial Creature Feature

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Dink Smallwood

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

gary oldmans diary posted:

descent but your ship is a penis and the exit tunnel is a vagina
sperminal velocity :wth:

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Terminal Velocity 2: Mothers Tunnel

E:fb ^ :argh:

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