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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Happy Actual Mexican Independence Day everyone! Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican Independence Day, it is a day celebrating the time Mexico used its army to default on foreign debt.

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TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

ya but there aren't any margarita specials or anything so it's not as fun.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

TheReverend posted:

ya but there aren't any margarita specials or anything so it's not as fun.

Maybe not where you are.

Reminder that Mexico is a failed narco state and it has the worst loving music in the world.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



zoux posted:

Maybe not where you are.

Reminder that Mexico is a failed narco state and it has the worst loving music in the world.

Eh... maybe so, but what are you gonna do about it? Invade? Pfft.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Those enchiladas are going to give me what this thread needs

:gas::gas::gas::gas::gas::gas::gas::gas::gas::gas:

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
La cacaracha la cacarachah

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

zoux posted:

Happy Actual Mexican Independence Day everyone! Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican Independence Day, it is a day celebrating the time Mexico used its army to default on foreign debt.

Which one involves putting up skeleton decorations everywhere and eating meals in graveyards? Because I love how :black101: that is

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Mexico is making narcocorridos illegal.

Because of the drug message not because polka based folk music is bad

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Yaldabaoth posted:

Which one involves putting up skeleton decorations everywhere and eating meals in graveyards? Because I love how :black101: that is

That's mexican halloween.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

zoux posted:

polka based folk music is bad

it really is amazingly terrible

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

zoux posted:

Happy Actual Mexican Independence Day everyone! Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican Independence Day, it is a day celebrating the time Mexico used its army to default on foreign debt.

Cinco De Mayo celebrates what is essentially the climax of The Three Amigos.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Every Tejano music song sounds identical to me

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007


Es esta el nuevo thread para gente de habla hispana?

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

zoux posted:

Every Tejano music song sounds identical to me

i speak spanish and listening to the words instead of the music doesn't make it any better

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

AchtungBaby posted:

Es esta el nuevo thread para gente de habla hispana?

Si, pendejo.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

what subway sandwich and toppings can i order to honor mexican independence?

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
this is the holiday that a drunk, gambling, whoring priest gave a speech right?

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007

My people are celebrating heavily today.



(Cross post from the PYF AUG thread)

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Grrr I literally have that img link on my clipboard to post

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007

zoux posted:

Grrr I literally have that img link on my clipboard to post

:(

I also want to mention my people are responsible for some amazing fashion that would not have been possible if they hadn't been freed from their oppressors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veQkt4tS0Tc

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

post some hot cholas

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

why are they trying to dress like italians?

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007

Barrio chic.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

numberoneposter posted:

post some hot cholas

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgNDPsU25Ro

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
hot mexican women are like super loving hot too bad life in mexico is awful, like the kind of life tea partiers pretend we have here but they have it for real

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

1gnoirents posted:

hot mexican women are like super loving hot too bad life in mexico is awful, like the kind of life tea partiers pretend we have here but they have it for real

what are you talking about, poo poo's great here, food is amazing, bitches are easy, weather is perfect

oh yeah the narcos cutting heads off, I guess that would disturb some

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Yeah. What's so different about Mexico that it sucks instead of is good like the other two N. American states?

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

zoux posted:

Yeah. What's so different about Mexico that it sucks instead of is good like the other two N. American states?

lol google it but here is a CRACKED ARTICLE i didnt read

http://www.cracked.com/article_21367_6-ways-life-in-cartel-run-mexico-nothing-like-you-imagine.html

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

to be fair we have to listen to really lovely music in general

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U9PUHCt444

http://imgur.com/gallery/U8Auo
http://imgur.com/gallery/RaOcx

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


No I mean why did it end up hosed as opposed to ok, not how is it hosed today as we speak.

Talas
Aug 27, 2005

Sí, señor :ese:

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



maximilian was the true ruler of mexico

Talas
Aug 27, 2005

Fandyien posted:

maximilian was the true ruler of mexico
Yeah, he was a good ruler.

That's why we killed him.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Talas posted:

That's why we killed him.

id take the narcos over a hapsburg

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Which cartel are y'all going for.

Sinaloa imo.

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug



Pity most of them will be dead in a few years, each used as a initiation snuff kill for a cartel member.

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