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I think dildo insurance is a scam. If you think I'm wrong, it's because you're wrong. You don't need dildo insurance. Please stop buying it, maybe we can put them out of business.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 16:05 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:27 |
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go to the hospital
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 16:06 |
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It got bigger, but more bruise like vs horror like. Although my whole arm hurts...
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 16:07 |
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wrong op
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 16:43 |
You need to bundle it with auto and homeowners OP.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 16:48 |
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I didn't have dildo insurance then somebody hotwired it, took it out for a spin and then set fire to it. Never again!
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 16:55 |
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There is nothing as sexist as dildo insurance !
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 16:59 |
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It's now free with Obamacare so I don't see the problem.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 16:59 |
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phil conners i thought that was you
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 17:02 |
1gnoirents posted:There is nothing as sexist as dildo insurance ! um sorry but(t) men can and do use dildos as well
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 17:05 |
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 17:10 |
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Regular medical insurance feels like a dildo up the rear end without lube. Dildo insurance must cause a prolapse just for signing the paperwork.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 17:13 |
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skeletons are after moms dildos -r.l. stine
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 17:15 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:skeletons are after moms dildos -r.l. stine
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 17:16 |
balls in
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 17:18 |
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Machai posted:um sorry but(t) men can and do use dildos as well yea, i know, why is the premium 80% more
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 17:50 |
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The real question is whether your policy offers any or all of the following: guaranteed replacement cost; optional functional equivalent substitute coverage; no-fault liability coverage; or a fixed deductible. Theft protection rider is standard, of course; but nevertheless double check the exceptions language for negligence provisions...the fine print always gets you with fly-by-night dildo insurance brokers.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:54 |
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florida mandates supplementary (pip) insurance for dildos even if you have medical which is stupid because last time i perforated my colon my medical covered it and i never even filed a claim on the dildo sooo why do they mandate a minimum amount of pip?
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 02:31 |
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what are "ubfs"?
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 02:37 |
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redshirt posted:what are "ubfs"? It's a gas bubble.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 02:41 |
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Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's human being Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er . . . I dunno, `does what no other dildo can do until now', latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's human being Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 02:42 |
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redshirt posted:what are "ubfs"? u bowel's hosed
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 02:42 |
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we shall all die and rot
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 02:48 |
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more like dildon'ts
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 03:10 |
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I hear ya, I know a gal, let the dildo insurance man down easy. Told him she was fine without it. A week later some shady types show up and rough the dildo up good. A few days later as she's headed to the dildo insurance man's office to insure her newly repaired twat tickler, she sees the very goons who worked over her fake phallus coming out the door.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 03:55 |
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redshirt posted:what are "ubfs"? Unidentified Butt Fuckers, obviously, whatcha think they got that one bastard but there's still the other two lonelylikezoidberg posted:Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's human being Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, also this is what i was hoping to find in the op, 0/10 wouldn't read thread again video version for y'all illiterates: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjj8eMNxivM
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:01 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:27 |
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I insure all my dildoes all the time, I can't go longer than three days without breaking one of them in half inside of me during a furious masturbation session when I do I grunt like a women's tennis player, super loudly
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:38 |