I found a book

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I found a book

les fleurs du mall: Jun 30, 2014; by LadyAmbien

show us more of the camel woman

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les fleurs du mall: Jun 30, 2014; by LadyAmbien

Idiot Syncratic posted:

Cat food treat

Ingredients:
-1 can cat food

Preparation
-Go to sleep the night before, expecting to sleep in to a reasonable hour.
-At 5 am, your cat will start yowling in your ear. Get out of bed, and go into the kitchen
-Place cat food into bowl, and offer to cat
-Continue to pet cat while cat eats, or else cat will glare and meow at you like, "you loving slacker, pet me goddamnit"

Serves 1 furry fatass.

lol if you don't keep your cat in one room at night

a room that isn't the room in which you sleep

# ¿ Sep 17, 2014 06:07

les fleurs du mall: Jun 30, 2014; by LadyAmbien

Pohl posted:

What kind of cat would put up with that?

My cat's pretty chill in the kitchen with his basket and food and litter tray, just sleeps all night. He's not the "Lol scratch at the door" kind yet, but he might just be too young to have figured that out

# ¿ Sep 18, 2014 00:13

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