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Jonny 290 posted:"hey honey come here for a second" i need to start shutting my blinds
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Jonny 290 posted:"hey honey come here for a second"
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Ruby got Railed posted:is Gor still a thing? when i was a wee lad i read several of these, probably becasue of the swords and fire and big titty slave bimbos on the covers and there were like a dozen books at that time. I had no idea that it was such a deviant hotbed and of what it would turn into and just ew most recent book was released some time last year and apparently it's the "best" in years/decades since it contains way less slavery talk
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Sep 18, 2014 15:23
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syscall girl posted:i do that too because if i cross my leg the manly (ankle on knee) way my other knee starts to ache from the angle lol what a wuss
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last week my girlfriend was like "I'm boring this idea into you" and I said "I'll say!" and she got maaaad
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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:trans man of gor sounds like a terrible idea for a spinoff TRANS-MAN OF GBS
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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:trans man of gor sounds like a terrible idea for a spinoff exactly what I saw when I read it at first
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Sep 18, 2014 19:39
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Jonny 290 posted:you know theres a famous story about a tcc goon that did this and lost an arm right stigma is the armkiller
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Sep 18, 2014 20:10
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 quote:This toolbag was wheeling left and right on his swivel chair with his wet umbrella. He didn't give a gently caress about people getting on or off. This is my New York." Sorry Barbara, it's actually HIS New York. Be grateful you're permitted to stand quietly in his mobile conference room while he's conducting important business.
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Sep 18, 2014 20:51
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it's not all the injustice and discrimination in the western world that's going to result in a revolution where they purge whitey, it's this poo poo right here
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I want to plunge the tip of that wet umbrella right into his balls and out through the seat of the chair beneath his smug, entitled, "look how quirky I am" butt. I am not normally a violent woman.
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Sep 18, 2014 21:05
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got the stinkeye from a woman with shopping bags on the seat during rush hour when i asked her to move them yesterday everyones the loving worst
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LmaoTheKid posted:got the stinkeye from a woman with shopping bags on the seat during rush hour when i asked her to move them yesterday this is misogynist as gently caress, she has endured a lifetime of oppression, you can deal with having to stand up once i am not kidding
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carry on then posted:this is misogynist as gently caress, she has endured a lifetime of oppression, you can deal with having to stand up once lol
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dude brings his own chair to make more room on the train and people whine and complain cause their jealous they didn't think of it first.
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carry on then posted:this is misogynist as gently caress, she has endured a lifetime of oppression, you can deal with having to stand up once  ok, next time i'll bring my own chair
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Sep 18, 2014 21:40
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i apologize for my insensitivity to the years of oppression shopping bags have endured, next time i will be more considerate
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Shaggar posted:dude brings his own chair to make more room on the train and people whine and complain cause their jealous they didn't think of it first. that chair has wheels though it's practically a vehicle in its own right that could potentially obstruct, hinder or even endanger a Motorist after he gets off the train
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carry on then posted:this is misogynist as gently caress, she has endured a lifetime of oppression, you can deal with having to stand up once day-trippers at rush hour can gently caress right off. seriously. i need to get home and your totally optional shopping impedes that process. you could have left macy's an hour earlier, and i give zero fucks if your bags of consumer goods have to touch ~*~ the ground ~*~ 
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oh, it's 5:30 PM! this is a perfect opportunity to haul my shopping cart of babies to colfax and broadway and turn a three-minute bus stop into a five minute one
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Sep 18, 2014 22:34
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO COLLAPSE MY STROLLER JUST LIKE THE SIGN SAYS
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Jonny don't stroller shame
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just make the kid walk, gotta learn someday
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Elder Postsman posted:Jonny don't stroller shame I hate how big strollers are for lil tiny infants
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PuTTY riot posted:I hate how big strollers are for lil tiny infants yeah they're like SUVs they all have names like Armada and Convoy and Death Squad
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I find that wearing the baby works great for my lifestyle
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our trains have bench seats but they also really try to get you to buy a snapple
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Widdiful posted:this is me a few years ago when i completely zone out for maximum comfort what s it like having stretch marks on your back
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Sep 19, 2014 00:59
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Jonny 290 posted:oh, it's 5:30 PM! this is a perfect opportunity to haul my shopping cart of babies to colfax and broadway and turn a three-minute bus stop into a five minute one 
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Elder Postsman posted:Jonny don't stroller shame As long as it's collapsed and your childe is in your arms or w/e BY THE TIME THE BUS DOOR OPENS i have literally 0 problem. its when their asses act all surprised like theyve never ridden the loving bus with a stroller before that I start to get irked
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PuTTY riot posted:I hate how big strollers are for lil tiny infants same see also: "we had a baby, and even though it weighs less than 10 pounds and is literally totally happy to be carried around in a sack with its head poking out, we now need to buy a second car with seven seats"
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PuTTY riot posted:I hate how big strollers are for lil tiny infants remember when strollers were literally 4 wheels and some canvas and collapsed to the size of a golf umbrella?
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~Coxy posted:remember when strollers were literally 4 wheels and some canvas and collapsed to the size of a golf umbrella? you can still get those. at the toy store, for children to use as pretend strollers for their dolls see also: whoever it was last year who wanted to get a radio flyer wagon for his kids but instead of this all-american classic  his wife made him get this retarded plastic suv monstrosity 
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