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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

massive man sacks itt

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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

must maintain the best angle between your legs for optimal ball comfort

a measurement I am calling "optimal batch angle"

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

my stepdads beer posted:

do you buy a child ticket for it

only if it's a child's bike, i.e. it has training wheels or is a fixie

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

remember to consider the ergonomics of your balls when setting up your workstation

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Jonny 290 posted:

you know theres a famous story about a tcc goon that did this and lost an arm right

still managed to drive a stick shift

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:

when i did lots of downers i would pass out at my desk sometimes and then my arms would go numb to the point of my hands being paralyzed?

got you beat, i can stop my ulnar pulse on either arm just by holding my shoulders a certain way. freaks medical personnel the gently caress out

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

let us critique your limb arrangement

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:

I may be old but i have the taught scrotum of a man half my age.

oh cool what did you teach it

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

it sounds like balls are a lot of work, why do you keep 'em

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


I want to plunge the tip of that wet umbrella right into his balls and out through the seat of the chair beneath his smug, entitled, "look how quirky I am" butt.

I am not normally a violent woman.

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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Egan Yardley posted:

also I didn't know having poo poo w u on the train during rush hour was frowned upon, I've carried a few Cisco routers to and fro using it and people would prob be upset if we didn't have properly managed train transportation

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