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Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
Well, I know Goatse is the adopted name but I still feel like people missed a trick. I was around when it an actual site along with urinal poop and dolphin sex. The original site was goatse.cx so I'm wondering why it's not referred too as goat sex. How do you even pronounce goatse? Even Nathan Barley had the sense the to make use of the .co.ck domain name and he was an idiot.

To hell with important issues going on in the World right now, I want to know why an over-used image of a man's gaping anus isn't referred too properly!

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Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
disappointment

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
i pronounce it like goat-sea, treating it like an independent word

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014


http://gawker.com/finding-goatse-the-mystery-man-behind-the-most-disturb-5899787

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

the freckles (or dirt? or a rash? or whatever) on those fingers is more gross than goatse

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Does he have space AIDS?

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Quickscope420dad posted:

the freckles (or dirt? or a rash? or whatever) on those fingers is more gross than goatse

i think it's finger hair stubble

texasmed
May 27, 2004

Quickscope420dad posted:

i pronounce it like goat-sea, treating it like an independent word
i rather goat-see but same poo poo

i'm a goatse expert

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
everyone rememebrs their first goatse

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

angerbot posted:

i think it's finger hair stubble

Disturbing.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it's pronounced goat-see

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Because generally you pronounce domains without mentioning the top level domain.

It's google not googlecom
Its amazon not amazoncom

Think of the number of folks getting couk'd in the united kingdom.

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
gotase is a work of art you loving clowns. right up there with Van Gogh and Picasso. get some culture you fools.

still using 96 Compaq
May 16, 2007
not too smart if you don't not understand this
no goatse in a goatse thread. reported bitch.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

what the gently caress is this letdown, voted 1

Whimsy
Jan 8, 2001
When most people think of an rear end in a top hat, they think of a crack. Goatse shows you the potential. Goatse shows you that you can fit a round peg in a thin gap.

Goatse is outside the box thinking.

Hoppeduppeanut
Oct 27, 2013

tater_salad posted:

Because generally you pronounce domains without mentioning the top level domain.

It's google not googlecom
Its amazon not amazoncom

Think of the number of folks getting couk'd in the united kingdom.

Also what if there was theoretically a site in the .om tld like googlec, it'd be pronounced googlecom as well, it just doesn't work. There are exceptions to the rule like dumb domain hacks like birds and blogs (and possibly even goatsecx in this case) but they are few and far between.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to post on the somethingawfulcom forums.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

The interview with the goat man proves he isn't gay and its just a hobby. a very rewarding hobby

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I like to pronounce it "goat-suh" with a slight English accent.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


gently caress my god drat life

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Vks996j.jpg[img]

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014

im pooping! posted:

gently caress my god drat life

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/Vks996j.jpg[timg]

thread redeemed

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Sep 17, 2014

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

im pooping! posted:

gently caress my god drat life

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/Vks996j.jpg[timg]

op gaze upon it and reflect how your posting went astray

Somebody fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Sep 17, 2014

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


LOoooooLLLLL
I'm laughing my rear end off for reals right now.

Thanks for posting the goatman.

also googlec.om would be pronounced googlec

no one talks about the TLD unless they are specifically telling someone where to go..

also when you are in the office and you are talking about gotseing someone it just sounds better than saying I goatsexed robinson yesterday by masking the link as free cookies.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
I pronounce it goat-see btw, as god intended

then i impulsively chuckle and lick my lips

Hoppeduppeanut
Oct 27, 2013

im pooping! posted:

gently caress my god drat life

:goatsecx:

Goldmine

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Nice picture

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

im pooping! posted:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Vks996j.jpg[img]
One ring to rule them all.

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
jesus christ you're all stupid as hell

Wangsucker 69
Feb 7, 2004

Shut up, you old bat.
I've heard it pronounced goat-ess-ee. Lol

cannondella
May 18, 2008

by XyloJW
I always pronounced it goat sea but mostly because I thought it was vulgar to mention goat sex when referring to a website displaying a mans gaping anus

Hoppeduppeanut
Oct 27, 2013



les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

anyone got a pic of this spreading its rear end in a top hat

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
I say "go-tease". not sure why.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

I say "go-tease". not sure why.

goat-ease product name for anal lubricant

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!
I'm imaging a world where in Mortal Kombat II the guy would say "Goatse" instead of "Toasty"

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

I like that.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

Well, I know Goatse is the adopted name but I still feel like people missed a trick. I was around when it an actual site along with urinal poop and dolphin sex. The original site was goatse.cx so I'm wondering why it's not referred too as goat sex. How do you even pronounce goatse? Even Nathan Barley had the sense the to make use of the .co.ck domain name and he was an idiot.

To hell with important issues going on in the World right now, I want to know why an over-used image of a man's gaping anus isn't referred too properly!

I have always felt the same way. To me it was very clearly supposed to be pronounced as goat-sex. I finally gave it and say Goat-C, just like I'll talk to americans about Ho-Garden beer (it's pronounced who garden with a soft G you loving inbreds).

Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot

CaptainHollywood posted:

I'm imaging a world where in Mortal Kombat II the guy would say "Goatse" instead of "Toasty"

Instead of Goro ripping you in half for a fatality, he turns around and uses all 4 arms to pull open his bowels.

Feel free to imagine what happens next.

I know I will.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Berk Berkly posted:

Instead of Goro ripping you in half for a fatality, he turns around and uses all 4 arms to pull open his bowels.

Feel free to imagine what happens next.

I know I will.

Goro wins!

ANALITY!!

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Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

I can't believe you can be banned just for quoting goatse :/

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