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Now the godless atheists won't be able to keep religion out of school!... oh wait.quote:The Satanic Temple has responded to an Orange County, Florida decision to disseminate religious materials in public school by creating complementary materials that espouse the philosophy and practice of Satanism. Here's the full book, no photoshop needed: http://thesatanictemple.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Activity_Book.pdf
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 04:51 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 07:28 |
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Do whatever you want! Just don't invoke the first gate unless you know that your poo poo will be ruined if you don't assemble the symbols correctly, and you know. The rest of the information is gunna be in the book I guess??? Lavey in pastel colours maybe?
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 04:55 |
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hail satan also cutest cerberus ever
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 04:56 |
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Damned satanist kids an their square heads.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 04:57 |
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here come a poo poo load of posts from people who don't understand the church of satan!!!
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 04:57 |
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OMFG FURRY posted:here come a poo poo load of posts from people who don't understand the church of satan!!! Have you even gotten to the fourth gate bro?
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 04:58 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:also cutest cerberus ever hail baby satan
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 04:58 |
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What if your religion is Rock N Roll.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:02 |
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adorable and a good idea
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:03 |
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satanists are christiasts iyrtai if you really think about it
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:04 |
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:05 |
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Cardiovorax posted:baphomet i mean in the book, cerberus is in there dude
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:05 |
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It's a bit shy of the 666 pages this needs to be. Perhaps a guide to building a sacrificial altar?
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:09 |
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Like its a surprise attention whores have kids occasionally
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:11 |
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The prosperity gospel aka Christianity as practiced by a good portion of America is actually stealth satanism
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:13 |
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:The prosperity gospel aka Christianity as practiced by a good portion of America is actually stealth satanism Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:22 |
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darkness reigns
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:25 |
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This book is truly the work of Satan. On the very first page they are graphing quadratics. That is way too advanced for kids who are still giving apples to their teachers and learning 2x2=4. Very reminiscent of the first Men in Black where Will Smith shoots the cut-out of the girl carrying advanced maths textbooks because they are too advanced for her age. Something is up, and surely it is not holy.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:27 |
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A reminder that according to the bible this is what angels actually look like, the good guys are just as terrifying Don't look at the last one directly or you'll combust
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:28 |
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Mr.Tophat posted:Do whatever you want! these guys aren't laveyan satanists, they're general millenial liberal atheists that embrace satan for the absurdity. the different satanic temples are all feuding now because these guys have been getting so much press, and the older ones are like "wahh these guys aren't actually satanists" but whatever these guys are funny i like them and laveyan satanism is just objectivism so gently caress that anyways http://www.metrotimes.com/Blogs/archives/2014/09/16/rival-satanic-factions-feud-in-detroit hail satan.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:30 |
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i live near their first branch in detroit and i think i'm gonna join them.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:31 |
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Hail Satan.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:31 |
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Christmas Miracle posted:i live near their first branch in detroit and i think i'm gonna join them. did you stop at their table at dally in the alley
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:32 |
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Am I correct in my assessment that Satanism is just Ayn Rand bullshit but with an extra dosage of NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP DAD!?
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:32 |
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DoctorStrangelove posted:Am I correct in my assessment that Satanism is just Ayn Rand bullshit but with an extra dosage of NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP DAD!? it's more complicated than that, read a thread before posting in it, thanks
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:33 |
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ashgromnies posted:these guys aren't laveyan satanists, they're general millenial liberal atheists that embrace satan for the absurdity. I unironically love this. Like truly. Here we have a bunch of dudes who started anti-religions using Satanic imagery to get people's goats, but then fight each other like a real religion. Will we be seeing the first Satanic Holy War in 2014 or 2015. I kinda hope so.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:33 |
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naem posted:
ah poo poo he put the text below what i wasnt supposed to look at looks like this is the end for me *poof*
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:33 |
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ashgromnies posted:did you stop at their table at dally in the alley no, i have a friend who did. we didn't make it to the dally this year but he had literature from their table lol
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:33 |
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Christmas Miracle posted:i live near their first branch in detroit and i think i'm gonna join them. you really think you're ready to join The Dark Carnival?
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:33 |
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:35 |
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no that's icp which is a different religious group entirely
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:35 |
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:35 |
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satan is p cool i guess but tbh most satanists are like wiccans or pagans they're a bunch of fat lesbians/nerds trying to be interesting instead of doing something typical like worshipining jesus/allah
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:36 |
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Ok this thing is brilliant.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:36 |
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DoctorStrangelove posted:Am I correct in my assessment that Satanism is just Ayn Rand bullshit but with an extra dosage of NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP DAD!? this exactly plus some naive and incorrectly performed sort of pagan idolatry, which isn't actually related at all it's just spooky Again the good guys are just as spooky
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:37 |
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actually if you're liberal you're probably more philosophically aligned with these particular people (the satanic temple) than any other religion
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:38 |
bonin'
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:38 |
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Liberals are idiots what a shocker
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:39 |
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Those are nice values to teach children and the parents in those books let their kids decorate the house like Alice Cooper.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:39 |
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Robo Reagan posted:Liberals are idiots what a shocker That reminds me, I read a children's book about Ramadan the other day.
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