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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > The Satanic Temple just released a book for kids
 
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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I'm assuming these folks don't actually believe in the existence of the necronomicon, which kind of raises some questions about what they do believe

so I wikipediad it and it's kind of cute

quote:

The Satanic Temple, based in New York, represents a variety of Satanism that uses the literary Satan as a mythological foundation for a non-supernatural religion,[45] which it believes can be used to construct a cultural narrative that can usefully contextualize life experiences and promote pragmatic skepticism, rational reciprocity, personal autonomy, and curiosity.
like if they were theistic satanists that'd be funny, and I'd probably make fun of laveyan satanists as well, but this basically just sounds like using satan as a cultural reference point as loose guidelines for a healthy rationalist lifestyle, and the pop-culture stuff is just symbolism and window dressing. tenuous approval, satan trolls.

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
angels are hunks with wings you dumbies

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

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naem posted:

Nope sorry. That was made up completely by artists. Angels are described specifically several times in scripture and like, holy poo poo.

wrong my aunt saw one on an airplane and it was a hunky man

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Gum posted:

51A young man, wearing nothing but a linen garment, was following Jesus. When they seized him, 52he fled naked, leaving his garment behind.

53Also a clown was there 54Honk honk, the clown said to Jesus' followers 55And he too fled, his shoes squeaking along

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